I’m a woman, not a thy-terrier – I need to fuck, not walk.

February 23 for men, March 8 for women, and April 1 for all
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I watched in the box some broadcast, where with a smart look it was said that
There is no Nobel Prize in Mathematics, because Nobel’s wife had a sexual relationship.
and mathematics.
He recalled that the Nobel Prizes in pedagogy, architecture, etc.
No, it’s crazy too.

Calling my husband on the phone:
Dear, do you love me?
What about the car? - What about the car?! to
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Why is the white thread of which new socks are joined together stronger than the thread of which the socks are made?? to

23: [ 30 ] added 2009-03-03 06:07
Do you know how wealth is determined in the house?
I was at the comrade on the birthday day. table furshet (sandwiches and salads). on the table from the couch a cat jumps. looked at everything so lazy and jumped back.

Eat it, fuck it!
____________________
Shit it? by Scuco! I found Scuco! Coco has been found!! to
Thank you for such good news for the old people.
Hey, how much time has passed... I was so worried about this cat... :'-)

from diary.ru/~36degrees

Believe it or not, searched for examples of the names of different groups on the network. I was just shocked by some. I rewrote them. Yes, these are real names of real groups.

On the back shoulder!
Wedding games
Funny deflation
The pregnant truck
premature ejaculation
VIA "Sify Lis"
The Teachers
Brother of the Bridegroom
The bamboo clock at 11
Reasons for Dysfunction
Egg skills
Fuck me with a calf.
Fucking the sun.
Yuri makes a mining.
Lay the Pickup
Funny spotting
Strings are seen
Arabs knock an elephant in the hood
The monkeys
Two days before the month
The Gave! The Gave! But...
I am on the left above.
Pre-mortem horse bleeding
Animal Violence Against Vasily's Fucks
Transmutation of concrete

zzlok (22:19:44 6/03/2009)
We had a guy who taught German and in college was English...so he’s good morning in English. It was like Hitler’s order to attack the USSR.

I watched the news. Zhirinovsky came to SIZO to congratulate women on the holiday. He said that they were not guilty, they were forced, he promised to release everyone... He ate lunch in the local dining room, praised the strawberry, cried that they could not cook in the Kremlin dining room. Fuck, why didn’t anyone say Stay?

TORNADO: Let go, yesterday the bot put in contact.
Enix: Surprised... blin
TORNADO: You didn’t understand, I put the bot on two pages at once and sent a message "Privacy.
TORNADO: The marasmatic correspondence of bots lasted 3 hours!!O_O
They even complained to each other.
TORNADO:Everything interrupted error"Show too fast"((
I wondered if I would invite myself to my birthday or not.
I went to change pants.

The xxx:
A few days ago, I hit the creativity in my head: the most powerful antivirus!
Antivirus Boyarsky 200* In the manner of Avasta shouts "Channel! We have a virus!", "Attention! Thousands of worms on disk C!"
xxx: when scanning gives a window where Boyarsky on a horse jumps on the progress bar and on the background music from the Musketeers, which is not cut until the scan is completely completed!! to
You are indeed a genius sadist.

xxx: Fuck, the fifth time I download a parody to the movie, I open the movie itself. Is this a new joke on the internet?
ZZZ: The UGU One of the biggest :)

Spring is when the sun shines appear on the monitor.

thx(17:00:20 5/03/2009)
I once drank Ferry.

Wicked(17:00:38 5/03/2009)
Would you get rid of fat?

[Dac [o]GL]
A mother threatens her son if he doesn’t do anything.
Then my dad and I will make you a brother or a sister.
I will make you a grandmother.

Opened vacancies for the position "Doctor".
Employment duties: regular reading of the abyss, ignoring boring quotes containing the words "not humorous", "and remember?", "and you thought why?", as well as boring moralizing hills, fantasies of minors, etc.
Requirements for candidates: sense of humor, adequate perception of the world, stress resistance, regular sexual life, age from 20 years.
One, fucking, I can’t do it. and :(

The library said " YOU ARE THE ENDIGMENTAL YOUTH to play the game, we at least had group sex and drugs"

Not every Russian can correctly name the name of our president.

Zzzz: Why not at work? We need you.
I have a temperature of 40.
zzz: No problem, for most AMD, this is a normal temperature.

XXX: Greetings
YYY: Hello
Q: What is the case?
Okay, and what about you?
Q: What kind of girls do you like?
Tagged: smart
I am sorry (

This is where our conversation ends. ?