From the life of the head of the NGO.
One of my parents has an open form of tuberculosis. I called a month ago:
"My husband found a benign tumor, but everyone refuses to take him for surgery. Do you have a crazy surgeon?
We have... specials for the healing of bombs, monks and other unchecked fraternities. I gave contacts. My mom calls today:
God give you all health! The operation tomorrow. She agreed on everything! This is what strange set she asked to bring? A packet of novocaine or lidocaine, a necklace, a packet of single-use diapers, three kilograms of oranges and a cake?
I lie, rju... novocain and diapers to my husband, clear pen, the rest - the fee for the operation to those who agreed to help...

I understand it all, she is a meloman and generally a diverse personality, but in the playlist of Naka and Nakka mixed up... And according to her, what a difference, one letter, well, and the genres of these groups are a bit different.
And I almost died of surprise when this "difference" in the columns burst!

uvejourgen: in order to take on the upbringing of a 9-year-old babysitter you need to be either a professional pioneer or a sergeant bitten by a flag.

Vladimir Lazurko> In the underground basement of the club of tautology lovers found the dead body of the deceased.
Waddman> and what about him?
dmidek> He died deadly.

With me in the hospital was a guy, a lover of looking for valuable things in the country houses, to put it simply a thief. And one day he used to the plot with a good such a shark, and the owner of the house was many times robbed by different creatures and he worked until his retirement at the factory for the production of grenades and anti-peacekeeping mines. Shortly it exploded on one of the three tons more mines set by the owner, to meet uninvited guests.



After the arrival of the police, his outrage knew no limits.

I was walking here and it was a cacao!

What did you do there?

I thought I might find something valuable.

And the fool, even if the fucking, the leg repaired and home. Grandfather was arrested...

confirmed

townsman

Nine cockroaches proudly walk through the chicken, and an unfortunate and completely crazy chicken runs into the corner.

Nine cats "they are proud of". The cockroaches are Duncan Maclauda, only one will survive! Even two cockroaches organize such battles, and of the nine most would at all roll without movement, and some would still try to gladiate. Everything would be in the bloodshed.

Once thrown into the old producer - year and a half - Petya in the field with a young man. He was the owner of a harem of 30 chickens and knew his business clearly. In the squadron, he was squeezed slightly, but Peter quickly hesitated and gave such puzzles to the chickens (4-6 months, the secondary sexes in the whole region crumble), that they flew out of the squadron through the top!!! With cut wings and in principle not knowing how to fly, the guys very quickly learned that it is necessary to leave vertically.
Nature knows no compromises, there is survival, not punches.

X: Will I go to you tomorrow?
YYY: Come in
Yyy: Let us learn to live properly so that we don’t want to die sooner
YYY: And if it doesn’t work
YYY: Then let’s spit on everything and die together tomorrow!
I’m for anything except hunger strike.

Because of working with Linux, my eyes really start to get red. The truth is anger!

We’ve had all the real-life quests in our city! The second coming in the summer.

He lost his leg due to the accident. Survived and reconciled. Now I have a prosthesis, but I am not ashamed of it and continue to live as before, wearing shirts and shorts quietly. I usually encounter approving smiles or just confusion in the eyes of passers. But today my mother with the child approached me and struck me in the face, motivating it by the fact that I am destroying the psyche of her child with my appearance. Oh no, I do that, lady, oh not me.

Somewhere in the 2nd course there was nothing to live (as usual), I decided to go to the cashier in Ashan. On the appointed day there was a huge line (surprise?She wrote 100,500 tests - on the logic of what hole fits the square, the psyche, mathematics (by type 2 + 2 * 2) and common sense, all serious. A couple of days later, I was called to tell me that I was inadequate in my tests and that I did not consider applying to the asanas of other cities, as they have a common database. Well, I sit here on my favorite job for the third year already and think - how good to be inadequate)

I walk past the entrance, I look at a healthy two-meter ambal getting the number of the apartment in the home phone. From there, a terrible child’s voice asks, “Password?” The man replies, “Smurfs.”

In early 2010, after I graduated from the University, I got my first official job as a programmer in a small company. The salary was slightly higher than the average in the city, but it seemed huge to me at the time.

After working for about half a year, I decided to update my resume and add information about the place of work. I did not change my job, I was happy.

The next morning I get a letter that my resume has been viewed. I go to hh and see that my resume has been viewed by the company where I work. I don’t know why, but I got a little upset and I was terribly scared and thought I would be fired. Literally at the same time, my immediate boss wrote to me in Ashka and asked me to go to his office.

What was my surprise when the boss told me that he was satisfied with my job and from the next month I was raised.

I still wonder if these two events were related or not. I accidentally got a promotion.

“Eurocorruption 2016”
No matter how the population votes, the jury wins the contest!

My father’s friend decided in the distant 90s to sell an apartment and buy a house. Well, to the garden, farm, all the business. We then raised chickens, and he turned to his dad to help with advice, which and how much to take. His father told him to pick ten chickens and one cock, and the man went to the bird market. Bought, satisfied and brought home. After a month, she calls, complaining that the chickens are not carrying.
They went. We come to him in a barrel and slide down the wall from the chicken: nine cockroaches proudly walk around the chicken, and a unfortunate and completely crazy chicken runs into the corner.

For Eurovision 2017, Yanukovych will sing a song about the deportation of Ukrainian presidents from Russia.

Trump must be chosen in the United States, and we will choose Zhirik. This will be, I don’t even know what it will be. Definitely not boring.

Zwaan: It is possible and more clever: to assure that we will choose Zhirinovsky if they choose Trump.
And to cheat.

ment_alitet: Then you will be sanctioned. With a promise to remove when you choose.and :-)

I live in the village. One day, two sumo fighters, a woman with seven breasts and nine cockroaches were stuck in our elevator.

Where have you gathered?
I am going to sleep...

to this:
They went looking for a tail in the shops.
today contextual advertising issued, right, "seeking a tail?"
Tell me, who knows how she does it?? to