The conductor syndrome is what scientists have called a professional mental illness that affects railways. The first symptoms - a woman begins to wake the housewives an hour before the alarm, threatening to close the toilet. Then he takes their clothes.

Those who cannot cope with themselves are usually taken for others.

In 1980, in the U.S. city of Kennesaw, a law was introduced on the mandatory possession of at least one unit of firearms with ammunition on the house. Three (3) people were killed in 34 years. Two of them with a knife.

So that the skin of your hands does not peel from the cold, take half a lemon, a spoonful of salt, a bottle of tequila and do not go out.

I sit on a bench in the park, rolling a wheelchair with a sleeping child. Two people come in, sit next to the bench, get cigarettes. Yes, all the benches are busy, yes, they are allowed to smoke in the park, yes, I can get around them, but how they tired me. Try to say something to them. The fact that you are a crazy mom who is struggling with your child to interfere with normal people's rest is the softest thing you will hear.

>>>Well or fast food American expel, replacing domestic or European.

All American fast food is made in Russia from Russian products and I personally don’t want to exchange it for base cake on expired oil.

xxx: I’ve stumbled the royal cappella here, that’s what a fucking pearl.
This moment when you are bombarded with the evolution of birds
This is a bad bird, revolutionize it.

What men dream about:
The colonization of Mars.
Recognition by society as a genius scientist.
The penis is 10 cm larger (regardless of the original size).
A car that never breaks.
To go fashion on women's C-strings swimsuits on the beaches and in the pools.
The human body does not need to sleep.
You can travel anywhere in the world in 20 minutes.
About your house with a pool or a small pond (if with a pond then + sauna / bathroom).
To attract attractive students by crowds to offer sex without commitment.
On the transformation of matter by the force of thought into any form from any material.
About a personal cyborg who will do home cleaning and cooking.
About eternal black socks that don’t go into, don’t get lost, and never smell, no matter how much you wear them.
About a computer game with full immersion (physically) where you have to walk, beat dragons, fuck the princess and drink beer with the goblins.
The gift of accurate prediction of the variable future, but not for more than 1 hour.
About the fact that medieval balls with ice in dresses are back in fashion, rather than modern body shaking under drugs and alcohol.
To eliminate poverty in the world, everyone should have enough work and income.
About climate warming (or at least the absence of wind in winter)
No need to shave all the time.
About fashion on men's pissuars in every sort.

3 months ago came SMS from the "massage salon": 50 most beautiful massage women in the salon...
Yesterday came SMS from them: 30 of the most beautiful massage...
Where are the other 20?

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>>> We once drove in a trolleybus, and behind was another, <<<

You have to joke about trains, don’t know.

xxx: We were once on a trolley bus, and there was another behind, and I asked "How do you think he will overtake us?". Julia thought seriously.

Kay: The problem is that this website was written by the inventor of the oak. Or not – a man who wanted to invent a dummy, and instead got a website. But the site works even more efficiently than the dim.

Nature has no bad weather.
Every weather is grace.
You need to drink not only water.
I need to take a little.
I need to take a little.

In general, the logic of smokers is genetic - I want to smell and I will smell on you, and you will bypass me if you don't like it. It is strange that the lovers of gowns in public transport and other crowded places did not get to them and did not friendlyly support them, there is no difference in their approach to life.

(According to the domestic animals)
zzz: (anxious) A mol, a mol can be held without a passport?
bbb: Co-living with scabies is not a reason for not having a passport.
If the mol has eaten the passport, you need to apply for the issuance of a new one.

In Kazan on the eve revealed the superstar of a family couple, who two months ate for free



The scheme was brilliant and at the same time simple: the roles were distributed as follows. A man made himself a buyer and picked up the goods in the basket. Going around the store, he approached the box office where his wife worked. The husband never made any purchases on the cash tape. The cashier pretended to pierce the goods, and the "buyer" - that he pays it all with a bank card.



Then the woman handed over to her husband a pre-prepared check, and the man quietly left the store. The couple was exposed by the security officers of the store. They carefully examined the video surveillance cameras. According to the version of the investigation, the spouses paid almost 200,000 rubles, reports the press service of the Soviet district court of Kazan.

Do not talk until you are buried

Patients with a pathologist never get him with stupid questions: “Doctor, when will you write me out?”

Have you seen pathologists? Sometimes they seem to get...

Romance is when you are well and beautiful around you, I scientifically explained to my husband.

Sometimes you encounter very mysterious examples in life. Painting, curling, building hair and eyelids, makeup, tattooing, manicure, pedicure, depilation, colored lenses, skirts everywhere (chips, buttocks, scratches, press), heels, heels +20 to the height. Tons of cosmetics, and everything onboard, sewn or pulled. And then it goes on, saying there are no real men. What do you have in the present, the present?

M: Let’s go, old ladies, take a blow. A Buddhist monk told me that if I behave badly, I will be a woman in my next life.
Q1: Can it provide a quick transition to the next life, right?? to
Q2: or help with this to change gender?