<Breads> the most helpless creature is a hacker in the garden
<Breads> how it hurts (

FixX
Let’s arrange on my contact byana from basha you’re no longer shuffle, ok?))) It is useless

Revo
This is a mass message.)
FixX
Yes to?

Revo
Yes )

FixX
This is 20 happy guys, send them to 20 of your contacts (you can’t go back), otherwise all these 20 guys will pull you in your ass, ass, ears and ankles. Don’t ignore this message, it’s pure truth, blabla!!!!"...


FixX
Then all your contact sheet will come to you home and throw you in the kitchen window with a grenade and a hammer cocktail.

FixX
and then you, half naked and burned, will still be muted on the street with your legs, so that it would be unnecessary for a thirteen-year-old piglet to scatter stupid mailings)))

Revo
All, haha, I am not sleeping today))

FixX
You can send this whole piece of our dialogue to the tower)))

FixX
and then you read it in new quotes and again in the second round you send me as a bayana) I will then die ?

What is there at the Creator Institute?
2: I don’t know
1: It is amazing. I understand our visibility as the density of the population in Mongolia.

A dialogue about the ural bassist.

The EditorTM
And the sound? Or is there no such concept as class?

Tooar
Well how to tell you...Imagine that you turn on the guitar in the combo, put a magnetophone at the combo and write all this on the cassette, then turn on the cassette and bring the phone to the speaker, and on the other hand, the phone is delivered to the dictophone, and then the dictophone is turned on and recorded through the headphone in the computer. What comes out in the end is a little better than the bass sounds.

One of my acquaintances came home after a good walk, smoked. He picked up a whole bowl and sat in front of the telephone, dumbly staying in the monitor.Wrapping behind both cheeks everything he hit on the bowl. On television they showed that to smoke to eat hunting. Nearby is a mother sitting and seeing such a picture, her son looks so closely at the telecome, then throws a spoonful spoon on the pot and screams at the telecome:
I can’t even eat!

The little boy...

The official smiley of Chuck Norris. No any words. Hardness in the sight.

>>>>> 396225 approved 2008-04-17 at 22:17
The most important thing when meeting a former classmate, the first to ask how things are.

"There are many who are pleasant to witness,
But the first to shout "how do you live?"
Posted and approved by Joseph Brodsky in 1974
Read the classics, a double class.

The old-Russian district court of the Hovgorod region issued an indictment to a man who killed his cousin with a knife, reports Interfax. Particularly spicy to this story is the cause of a quarrel that took place in one of the local villages. As told in the court, referring to the statement of the convicted, the men arose disagreements about which of the icons in the Holy Scripture is stronger - Vasily of the Miracle or Hykola of the Miracle.

Dating sites are huge catalogues of urds.

Orgasm is a passion-burning organism.

Another drawing from the life of officers of the USSR Navy about 20 years old

of old. In every closed male collective there will always be individuals.

The likeness of the opposite sex is full of legends.

One of them was my colleague and friend Emmerick. A true expert and

knowledge of the case. As a true celebrity of women in every new

He was involved in gambling. The meetings were planned in advance.

The full program. First, that in the city of Neva, the good of all

300 km from our base. Not just the bed, but also.

Theaters, museums, walks in parks... You know, they were not.

banal cabbage dating... women exclusively educated and

The educated. Of course, the passion for such a cultural program is only

was reinforced. The problem has always been to take the time.

meet to meet. Man is submissive. I needed a very convincing reason.

He had some acquaintance at the Military Academy. The version therefore

Treatment of one of the relatives.

was approaching. And the chief shrugged his heart for a couple or three days.

But years went. He has already "healed" the aunt, the aunt, the shurin... In general, the limit

Possibly sick relatives. Leadership with Everyone

Everyone reluctantly let him go. It is uncomfortable to ask for...

As another reason for a short vacation needed fresh and

An unusual idea. He was my subordinate. and somehow

I needed some data urgently. In his place

not appeared. When asked where he was, his colleagues advised him to go.

Their comedy. I go to the comedian’s office. I ask, “Where is he?” Commodity

Close the door more tightly and quietly confidently like a man.

to the man: “Listen, I let him go... to Peter... to the medacademy, to the

The consultation. Our doctors know... “And what’s with him?“I ask.

And Comedive, heavily breathing, still quieter, almost at my ear, apparently not

He said, “You understand yourself. The case serious. He has impotence.” In this

I could no longer serve the good of my country.

Ilya is upset.

A party chairman who does not have membership in it is the first step to

The president of a country that has no citizenship.

X: You cannot infuse the uninflatable
A: There is an exception to this rule.
X What?
A: For any arbitrarily selected object of any degree of ineptitude there are one or more areas of space where the degree of ineptitude of that object will tend to zero.
X: O_O

>>>ch: Wow! I found here by chance that the sum of all >>> simple numbers smaller than a million is a simple number!

The most brutal provocation on the tower since the new method of suicide.

I get out of our department. People do not know and do not understand the difference between the tire section and the tire system!!! These are electrical engineers, Jebanaarot! You are even afraid to ask what is the difference between working, backup and bypass systems!

Although... Given that all kinds of institutions and universities produce a lot of comrades annually, it is not surprising that the oil in the transformator is exclusively for lubrication. And the cable hole is probably the hole left after the explosion of the cable, in which you need to hide, because twice in the same hole the cable does not explode.

Jross: Now imagine...

Jross is night. and silence. The clock falls. Put it in a huge aluminum pot. I jump up. The light is extinguished. After 0.5 seconds, the destroying Buster plunges the taburet, the taburet is heavy and the scissors lie on it - all this falls on the shell...
Scuco I thought the stitch from the television will help Samara Morgan.

Betrayal: It can be swallowed. Horses and horses will not last long.

The largest crowd of people with cameras was recorded near a cage with a plaque "Ordinary Fountain" in which a cleaner was carried.

Zhirinovsky: How pleasant to go out on the podium when you are looked at by 900 smart eyes, 900 smart heads...

Iohve is:
If you have had sex, the chances that she is pregnant increase dramatically.

In the upper classes, the teacher of literature grabbed a bunch of works, through the heads of the students on the sidelines he walked to the last window, scattered them on the wind and said:
I don’t want to read that shit! I’d rather look at the spring.
Until the end of the lesson, he stood on the window and smoked, and everyone was permeated by the spirit of 20th century literature.

c) Ephidrina