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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14993
 08.03.2009
A member of the drug control department said
The month ends, and the plan to capture criminals is not fulfilled, they decided to call a dumb grandmother, who trades grass and ask to give them a couple of her clients, well that long breaks, like sin on the soul does not want to take, some persuaded her. Two calls come to her. It grit you type here do not start, but go out of the house and around the corner, and there they just wait for mints... mints wait half an hour, wait, and nicknames do not come out, think what a shit, decided to go for reconnaissance, go and see the picture: people in masks crack down and take away...
they think what a shit, they return to the department they call from the FSB and say that the type also did not perform the plan, and that on the phone you need to talk less

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №14992
 08.03.2009
The results of the Olympics will be submitted by nominations:
The first students;
students for whom computer science is a profiling discipline;
students for whom computer science is a general educational discipline;
students of technical universities;
students of military universities;
students of legal and humanitarian specialties;
and students.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14991
 08.03.2009
I write a letter to a friend in the Mozilla browser. The word "foreign" emphasizes - the type is incorrectly written. I look at the proposed options. Killed the second option: Zombie jewel.
Imagine you are taking the eggs for the legs... and about the pineapple.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №14990
 08.03.2009
Kaliningrad fishermen, who were taken from the shore on the ice on Thursday evening, surprised rescuers with an unusual request. People asked the emergency services staff to arrive later, as the clay began.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №14989
 08.03.2009
Only the man is truly superstitious who refuses.
The 13th salary.
Everyone else pretends.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №14988
 08.03.2009
I sit in line to the dentist. There is a talking grandfather.
to stir up the public on the subject of raising the mood before the upcoming
of action. He talks to everyone. Some are silent, to see.
Unable to help. Someone is responding. A conversation with a grandmother
To find out what they live in neighboring suburban villages. Judging by
appearance and corresponding age, the grandfather acknowledges that
In his youth he frequently travelled to a neighboring village for knowledge.
The joy of love. My grandmother says, “What’s your name, maybe we’re.”
“Have you been with you in those years?” The answer of the grandmother killed everyone, roasted
So that the doctors looked out of the cabinets, “I, you all, who come to me.
“I came here, should I remember?”
After that, the grandfather was philosophically silent.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14987
 08.03.2009
Three friends meet.
One wife has been married for ten years, the other is a mistress and the third is a fiancé.
Well discussed their men, then yes - decided to experiment:
dressed in leather black underwear - sexy socks with belt - high
Heels - a mask on the eyes and so meet your loved ones.

They meet again in a week.

"The Bride" tells - He came home, I met him in socks, in the
mask on high heels - he threw on me said I love
His life and we had sex all night.

The mistress says - I came to him in the office - I closed the door -
opened the coat - and there leather underwear, mask, heels - he is nothing
I said, but we had sex for 5 hours without a break.

The wife says embarrassed - the husband came from work, I opened the door
black leather underwear, sexy socks and mask - he looked and
He asked, “What is there for dinner, Batman?”

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №14986
 08.03.2009
K to:
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Category: Charge for the eyes
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Bacha guards remember the hymnastic for the eyes!
and once o_o
and two o_o
Three O_O
Four O O O
5 O O O

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №14985
 08.03.2009
News: Lars Ulrich, METALLICA drummer, in a recent interview admitted that he also used the internet to download the full album and did not pay for it. I decided that if anyone has the right to download "Death Magnetic" for free, it is me", he said.
Vladimir Vladimirovich: Young Lars! Few can steal themselves.
Stephanie: Did he even say thank you to the man who flooded?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №14984
 08.03.2009
[00:17:55] <IGS> who has a movie Alien-4
[00:19:25] <J.D.A.L.K.E.R.> I can give my sister, the effect is the same

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №14983
 08.03.2009
The xxx:
I just got a girl alone in love confessed... it would be nothing, but she has a status: Love of evil you will love and goat...
The xxx:
No one has called me so beautifully a goat.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №14982
 08.03.2009
K is

added 2009-03-04 15:16
Only to me, the people who ask their questions in Runet's Quotation seem stupid?
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
5 of them!!!! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №14981
 07.03.2009
I have seen more men who have lost their desire to have a wife and children and to keep them at ease than men who have lost their desire to be drunk and to be prostitutes.
c. William Yates

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14980
 07.03.2009
Everything has its mouth.
There is a need for each of them.
Everyone has to eat their own.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №14979
 07.03.2009

50357 (saved 2009-03-04 at 23:05)
Lena Sanook: Well... during lunch, we remembered the corporations in 2006 and 2007. I learned a little new about myself.
Vladimir: Did you dance Tanness live on the basket?
Lena Sanok: No...
Vladimir: And what then?
Lena Sanok: I turned out to have participated in a competition with the director. The contest was in the pool... the director was without a swimsuit...
Yippidy: Yippidy is good! ?
Lena Sanook: I was in the swimsuit!! to
Vladimir: What did you have?
What is the essence of the contest?
Lena Sanok: I was without brains! Without a brain!! to
by Vladimir :D

What is the meaning of the contest? ?

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №14978
 07.03.2009
In my childhood I had no parkour.
As a child, we jumped salto from the garages into the snow and considered ourselves a ninja.

8 is?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №14977
 07.03.2009
From ASI:
By the way, you have a competitor.
He: 3 year old girl
He: He runs around, wants to play with me, smiles and hides. It plays at all ;)
Is she kissing? and :)
He: Not yet...
She is not my competitor.
She says: I have breasts!! to

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14976
 07.03.2009
They burn :D
March 8th in 2nd grade. The Mysteries.
Which car cannot be driven?
by Zaporozhye
by Stranger
It is. The correct answer is: in the laundry.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №14975
 07.03.2009
If you didn’t get a flower on March 8, don’t be upset: someone gave them two!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №14974
 07.03.2009
Dear administrators!

A request from readers.

Please return comments to quotes because of the extreme inconvenience of reading the same thing with different references.
Make a dating section or anything like "how wonderful we are" - so that people proud of their principles or their absence can scream and argue there.

Without a mate. with respect
The Basque readers.
D is


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