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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №82645
 09.06.2013
Now, according to the idea of Lyudmila, Medvedev should marry, four years old, and there you see Putin will return.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №82644
 09.06.2013
Tamada at the wedding unmistakably calculates a guy who really hates her for her flat Biddles, oligofrenic, shameless babies whispering on the subject below the belt. This is what is being mocked in competitions.

Verified by myself.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №82643
 09.06.2013
Nihua happened to me today, it was great. We still remember our family.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №82642
 09.06.2013
You do not know anything about fear, unless you have a guitar in the middle of the night standing at the head of the bed.

The comments:
Maximka Zarajsky
Guitar is a fist one day my door fell, I flew up to the ceiling ahahah

Stanislav Miller
The door? the guitar?

by FIGNIA. Nearly a meter’s ride fell from the closet.The sound was like the morning gong of a Shaolin monastery.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №82641
 09.06.2013
by WPsm2k:
What is a wedding without a fight? - George Martin

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №82640
 09.06.2013
In St. Petersburg, a Peruvian citizen robbed an Indonesian citizen.

>> More than $2,000 worth of Chinese products were stolen.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №82639
 09.06.2013
I read that the Azerbaijani army has a high mortality rate among Dagestan (Lezgin, Avarze and others) and understood that we have something to learn from the people of the market.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №82638
 09.06.2013
xxx: About the power "thank you" I remembered how at that moment the future husband was somewhat surprised when I hinted that after sex it was very right to say to each other "thank you", before such an idea did not come to his mind.
And it resulted in a very good ritual for the period of hormone return to normal and return to verbal communication and so on.

Wow, that is hell. What a thank you, sex is passion, pursuit, beatings, tricks and other games.
Directly presented: thank you, Marfa Petrovna - and thank you, Ivan Nikolaevich.
Or: thank you, Ivan Nikolaevich, for sex - well, fullness, Marfa Petrovna, I don't have the trouble entering you - you're only, please, snoop, the next time it's better to adjust to the rhythm, or I got into the back of the back this time.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №82637
 09.06.2013
This time the damage was so severe that only Scotch could repair it.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №82636
 09.06.2013
Remember I told you about a rough wooden man who burned his bathroom and sat down for 15 days? So he sat down again for 15 days) He slept in a roof with a hammer (the roof is a bed in a loft or in a chair, over the bed a roof of fabric or gasoline, from flies and mosquitoes. Sleep in the fresh air. In the summer, a girl came to the neighboring house. He listened to music very loudly. Susannah (the clique of this man) went twice and asked for silence. The girl did not go. Susani took his tail, cut off the wires that went to the girl's house and quietly went to sleep!) The girl's grandmother rolled a statement in a wool and wool

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №82635
 09.06.2013
I meet the neighbors, the whole family is very dressed and with flowers.
Where are you?
At the Wedding!
Ordered a fight?
They respond with choir, but differently. Mother :
Do not give God!! to
My dad (confidently)
and yes!
The daughter:
Of course, I participate in it too!

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82634
 09.06.2013
Those who had to be in new houses, they saw in the apartments miniature fire shields with real firearms.

Well, the hose is on this side of the cold water meter.

In short, if the idol extinguishes the fire, saving all the neighbors, then the water will be included in the bill for the utility.

Where does the world go?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №82633
 09.06.2013
What about "Game of Thrones"?

and the norm. The book was well screened. I got to the series where brother and sister Lannister incested.))))

You are a bitch, Romma. You know, I have a rich imagination, no such jokes. I stopped watching.

See also: NaH

I am a fan of Dune, you know. I should continue?

Issue of (

Fuck, this is a story one in one! There are three royal houses, one noble in itself, the second is the sublime, and the third is the legitimate, sitting on the throne. Through betrayal, one of the fools picks out the head of the noble, and the son of the noble grows up and with the help of a wise mother gives all puzzles. Plus to everything:
On the side of the legitimate ruler is a witch whispering in his ear.
The house has two heirs - a smart beauty man and a dumb sadist.
Where to go without walking in the desert. Although this is an ancient motive, since the days of Moses.

HH: But especially killed me, you know what moment?

WOW: Which

The city in the middle of the desert is ruled by... Attention... The King of Dirtyness!

I mean, it’s a good thing 😉 😉

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №82632
 09.06.2013
I found an old list written by my hand:
The Statute
- Banana
The coward
- 5 tables
The Egg
The Fox Costume

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №82631
 09.06.2013
Commentary on the safety belts:
- now it remains condoms to sell, which do not protect, and so that the girl does not worry.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №82630
 09.06.2013
From Habr:

XXX: I was also on the Red Sea in May, facing a problem... The sun is so bright that I could hardly see bright images in the full brightness of my Galaxy Note2. How is this just?
So, of course, in the next vacation would prefer a tablet in connection with such a pleasant Just.
P.S The price is still big...

YYY: Also was in the Red Sea at the end of April. A few days later, the phone was stolen and there were no more problems.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82629
 09.06.2013
First in the wardrobe she swears to be with you and in pain, and in joy, to help in all endeavors, and then drives you out of the house for the fact that you are in the garage collecting the costume of the cosmonaut (((

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №82628
 08.06.2013
Today I was sitting in the university library at the computer... Until four students crashed into the library and sat down at the neighboring computer... They began to look at some “left-wing” photos, discuss each other loudly, they roared loudly, talked on the mobile phone... After “the time” the women’s team led me to a quiet hysteria. What will happen to my brother during the working week >- I don't know.

It remains only on the side for an hour to watch the same company of guys, with their whiplash and so on, and then you will find that it is not a matter of gender, but in the absence of a culture of behavior in some individuals.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №82627
 08.06.2013
At the hospital, the windows were changed. Since the ordinary thing was to take away laziness, we simply covered the large sofa with a blanket.
The worker who entered the room looked at it and said, "It is better to remove the couch... or it will be PYLLDES " and it became a break to scrape out the window frames. And then we realized that now there will really be a full pulse here...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №82626
 08.06.2013
xxx: full ass, I make icons for the school camp... "the most ingenious member of the group","the strongest member of the group" and so on.
There are no ideas?
xxxh: ideas are there, but they will be hit (I need to come up with what to draw on the badge "the most stable member", here is what to draw there?! to

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