I broke the tavern, I put a topic on the forum, say who can repair it! A SMS comes in an hour.
I quote :
"Hello to you! My tavern was repaired by +7********** Sasha. Work satisfactory, quality and inexpensive. You will call, tell from Lena on Black Nisan"
Dear man, I will call you.

In order for the pure truth not to be broken, it is often wrapped into a lie.

http://users.livejournal.com/elcy_/91382.html

A man arrives at an orange plantation. Looking at –
The police car was frightened, approached closer - I realized that the criminal
Nothing happened to him, just the police.
Sleeping in the car. The man realized that if he tried to drive them out,
Then they simply drink him... If he calls to complain to the police...
Then they drink and those who go and those who come.
The rabbit scratched and invented - called the police and said that they, apparently,
Everywhere the car was stolen and a police officer was kidnapped - type, he sees that in
Someone is struggling with the car, but is afraid to approach.
The car on the rack to call - and the truth - does not respond.
Police cars arrived from all the surrounding cities.

Public transportation is prohibited from displaying advertisements
of sound. Millions of TV viewers are waiting for the sound in advertising to be banned.
and television. Especially hoping for the introduction of no-sound advertising
The radio listeners.

of GYYYYYYYY.
He sent "Legend Destroyers" from the Discovery Channel myths about an exploding balloon in an office chair and a toilet stretched with a film. Let’s see :)

Instructions for the semi-fabricate:
"Fried until ready, with a tightly closed cover, uninterrupted mixing"

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To me alone, people adding at the end of the quotes odmin, huyasse, cat, shredder o_0 seem idiots?
___________________________________________________
You put them in the middle, right?and ;)

I put yesterday in my mom's washing machine jeans, and on them on the label the inscription:"wipe back"
I show my mom, and she says:"what is not clear here.It is written, before washing, turn out";

In my office they play cards...passes. The mechanic beats the driver, the engineer beats the mechanic. Gender is a cozy map.

Oh you... with your ears in your ears, it’s so hard to hit the wall.
I can hear the brain swirling... there... inside.

On the website fifaleague.ru news.
Arshavin and Nasri together
The gesture. Kill those who write such news.
Arshavin, Nasri in Arsenal.

I sit in the toilet, next to the cat on the pot, I lick it and say:
How is it, my broken friend?
Dad from the room:
Are you who you are talking to?
O_O

50223 (saved 2009-03-04 at 01:45)
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The program struck me! Switched to a dog laugh and gave his wife a microphone, a few words to say! You understand the reaction!!! to
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I saw a guy with a CD player in the bus today. It is old! ?

My friend told me about smoking.
Saturday 7 to 30 in the morning. The city sleeps. The doorbell is very long.
I get up with a shaken face, stretch the trailers back and forth and get to the door by the wall. I open and see the picture:
From the doors of the apartments on the staircase cage look neighboring men. Everyone’s faces are like they’ve been drinking with me all night. In the center is a lively man Ok and confusedly smiling, he gives - "Carton! of Lipetskaya. With bags... no one needs it?" Last he whispered, clinging to one of his neighbors.
And the neighbor replied, “Go, go to me, my brother... I have been waiting for you since 4am.”
A man broke down the stairs.

I play a wolf, here Mom fits - tries to pull a compass. I answer something in the format "2 minutes" and continue to communicate with the Sohildian.
She stood up and looked and said, “Don’t just tell me that you’re talking to this guy!”

Sometimes romanticism and warmth can be done by yourself.
The lights are turned off, the batteries do not melt.
and you lay in bed with a laptop, and he is so flashing, whispering, whispering...

HHH
Yes, you have lenses with black pupils of reptiles under it.
WOWU
You can take pictures, but you don’t have to.
HHH
I am not in life)
WOWU
Merlin Manson walking out)) in the transport can not be paid XD
HHH
Yes - such rings with nails and lips brightly black to paint and with the eyes of divorce, you approach so to the conductor on the cheek you carry the nails you raise your heads up and so shy :D
WOWU
And she has an asshole in my heart.
HHH
With the cry "We don’t take rabbits!"

Master Zolan: It was thought here on a Saturday early morning, when the neighbor started drilling the wall near which I was sleeping. persistently so.
The guy wakes up in his apartment, with one leg on his knee in the wall, with a perforator and a TV next to him.
He is naturally in Aachen.
I appear in a mask and say:
You were a fool, playing with other people’s nerves. Now is the time to play with you. Within 20 minutes, the room will be filled with poisonous gas. To get out, you have to shake your foot. The game began...

Here from time to time they show how some demonstration is accelerated with the use of bushes, tear gas, etc.
But it would be much more effective to use a watermetal installed on an ascensor tank.