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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98273
 22.05.2014
HH: This is shit. I am sitting in court, in front of the server. There is such a huge uncle inside, speaking bass, and every time his phone rings, he says loud enough "go in the ass!" and doesn’t take the phone.
The admin joke is not a joke.

[ + 16 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98272
 22.05.2014


19 May 2014 at 23:24
Two days tomorrow at the same time?
Zero readiness for both?
Half eighteenth night?
THE TIME TO SEE THE CINEMA OR LOVE LISTING THE NIGHTS DON’T DOWN ONE THE NEW SERIES OF GAMES PRISTOLAF WAS OUT TO WITH US WITH THE NIGHTS FINALLY DON’T DON’T DOWN THE DRINK

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №98271
 22.05.2014
Forum of programmers:

xxx:"Hello to all the active participants of this forum. Please help complete the task in AutoCAD 2007."
ууу:"Well, programmers now also have to draw bullshit... And whose eyebrow with the onion to burn? Don’t be afraid, we live in lights and fulfill three wishes.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah I just can’t make a wave line"


[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №98270
 22.05.2014
Nothing is as intriguing for a lonely girl as a sms at 11 a.m. from an unknown number with the text "Hello".

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №98269
 22.05.2014
to this:
— — — —
Do you wear socks / socks with sandals / bosons, evening dresses with winter boots, smokings with boots...
< further multibook>
— — — —
Robert Downey Jr. is constantly wearing smokings and other classic costumes with shoes. Thousands of hamsters consider him an icon of style.

I would just like to note that even in those layers of society where it is customary to wear classical costumes still applies the rule "if you really want, you can". The notion of norm, the notion of elegance, the notion of how to dress in society and society itself are changing.
And so far it all reminds of the discussion of the 20th century kind: "How is it possible - a woman in pants!111 - But they are even more comfortable riding a bike, retrograde!"

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №98268
 22.05.2014
Nguyen: The Russians (in the broad sense of the word) are fictionally similar to the Jews, only they monetize their fiction, and the Russians are not.

CrazyFly0: well) a niqab like this, when the Russian can, he will also monetize

Janus: Russian can always, the problem is whether they want it or not

Tangar: The problem is that when a Russian wants to call him a Jew

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №98267
 22.05.2014
Comments on PornLab:

varpass_vl: Uzbek is some
13thraven: I'm not going to be like that
Sla666: It looks like this, I’m already crawling.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98266
 22.05.2014
How is? How does your logic get to the point that you fall into wild extremes, transferring your cynicism to absolutely inappropriate comparisons? Fuck, I don’t hurt in the entrance, but I wear big shoes in the summer (stiles or, at a bad end, hooks), and I hide as someone looks at me. I am so comfortable. And to questions like "you don’t bother such shoes" I just don’t respond. Why are you shifting your comfort zone to really inappropriate things? Tip, today he wears socks with sandals, tomorrow in the entrances, after tomorrow - he will sell the homeland, right?

Because this is the logic of the soldier, it is like this:
The point is not that you lack a button, but to get you in order. Today you don’t sew the button, and so you start to lordry. Tomorrow you will find it difficult to disassemble and clean the rifle, after tomorrow you will forget in some tractor your stick and finally fall asleep at the post.


[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №98265
 21.05.2014
All shuffles and shuffles are resting.
Gave a great chair for a couple of months, I just didn’t need it. He comes back, all in white. Ask what happened to him;
-Well, he stood in the barracks on the country, and there live different rabbits-figolics and chickens-figures...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №98264
 21.05.2014
In the spelling, from reviews about the phone: "The screen fell asleep liturgical sleep..."

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №98263
 21.05.2014
The Dialogue of Two Aitishniks
All internet providers are divided into two types:
1) The providers you do not use
2) the pedals

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №98262
 21.05.2014
to this:

Jeskay: Pedophilia will be called such material on the site under investigation, which was able to subjugate the regular pedophile of Roskomnadzor. The manual work

Roskomnadzor excites everything

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №98261
 21.05.2014
Today I received an SMS from support:
"SMS information is restored if you have not received this SMS - call 1234 and report it."

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98260
 21.05.2014
Well, a bunch is such a southern booth, but Peter’s, more intimate... cultural.

If you really had something cultural or intellectual there, there would simply be no such comments, would you?
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Before entering the board, they apologize. and :)

[ + 14 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98259
 21.05.2014
not counted. Homosexual relations were punished by the Roman Legionaries.
This is one of the most important things in the world.
Typical propaganda based on half-truth.

The death penalty was applied for the intercourse of two legionaries (and only in the republic). Legionaries were forbidden to play a passive role. Homosexual relations were not punished at all. Prostitutes in the legions were of two sexes. Both men and women could be taken prisoners.

In ancient Rome in general, even in the language there were no terms separating hetero and homo, there were indications of active role and passive. Passive can be both men and women. But it was inappropriate for free citizens to be passive.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №98258
 21.05.2014
In Murmansk on a circus crocodile fell 120-pound accountant
Fortunately, the crocodile was not hurt.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №98257
 21.05.2014
For lunch in the dining room they gave me a meal, while I was going to the table, I could hardly see a tiny piece of meat in it. When I started eating and roasted the rice, I found the second piece on the bottom of the plate, and the first was not so tiny. “Pets,” I guessed.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №98256
 21.05.2014
X: Where did you go yesterday? I came to IL-2M in War Thunder.
YYY: I got poisoned... I got to the washable toilet paper.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98255
 21.05.2014
I don’t remember what happened, but I was terribly upset. I sit at the stop. Dark and cold. The routes are no longer running. A guy has to come after me. And here for complete happiness appears a crowd of hoops. They talk loudly, they touch me. One departs from the crowd and comes to me. I was all stressed, I lacked the hottiness to get rid of. And he approaches and says:"You hear this... can you help with what?" The Hopkins are also people.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №98254
 21.05.2014
From the sub-Russian my imagination shook: "The King plays the SWITTER".
With the elephants, yes...

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