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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №3995
 18.04.2008
Volkova: It is probably true that while there is Russia Microsoft will not sleep peacefully:

So the body comes to Microsoft and begins to test if there are any claims to it. they break him through some databases and say, "No, say, dear Vasya Ivanov, we have no claims to you, and he says, and give me a certificate that you have no claims to me; there are surprises, but they give a certificate.

after a while come to the vase in the server mask show and get into the type of wire not licensed, and the vase on this shows a certificate from the small, that they have no claims to it :)

Russia is an invincible country.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №3994
 18.04.2008
We have a correspondent at work - a woman over 50 years. It is called Constantine Hope. I called an informant. Beginning of conversation:
Hello to you, Vladimir Ilyich. This is a constant hope..."

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №3993
 18.04.2008
<TanDen> gay porn
<Dusman> search line slightly left
<Dusman> ))
<VIK> ))

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №3992
 18.04.2008
No, what about things like this? Where does the world go?
The cry:?? to
LINA: Why didn't anyone touch the guy in front of me in the pharmacy, who bought 10 packs of condoms at once, and I didn't have enough that everyone got up so much and stood when I asked for just a pack of vaseline and analgin?? to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №3991
 18.04.2008
Fuck, only in Russia at +22 is still heating, and at -1 is no longer :(

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №3990
 18.04.2008
All for now, all for now!
Max has left
OOP: BB
Jori: so far
Ollsha: so far
admin has entered
Admin: for all of you!
OOP was kicked
Jori was kicked
Ollsha was kicked

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №3989
 18.04.2008
Do not read further. Go to work! c) Your conscience

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №3988
 18.04.2008
XXX is
Do you know how the caller's threshold, which fills the empty space on the screw with every huna, so that the data could not be restored afterwards?
YYYY
accountant

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №3987
 18.04.2008
xxx: yesterday the girl told us, who was fired from us... but she arranges for a company that is engaged in the optimization of sites through search engines... and here, comes to them a client from some clinic there for the treatment of "intimate" problems. "I want to say, that at the word "erosion of the uterus" first our clinic jumped out...well, not to do, paid the babble, all arranged for him...a week calls, pleased, type, thank you, and now do so that at the "prostatite" we appeared...well again he did everything...even a week calls, generally satisfied))) says, and now I want to have at the word "hemorrhoids" our company in the first positions was...manager so scratched the tail, "you know, grit, with hemorrhoids probably won't work out, there the first lines of Microsoft stably interrupts"...there, the whole office rolled))))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №3986
 18.04.2008
Prosecutor
Sometimes I’m going to cook them.......I get a cup of fried peelings

Kalinka
Oh well, not bad either.

Prosecutor
It is delicious and carcinogenic.

Kalinka
Now there are peelings to fry, not cook, for chefs like you, try it.

Prosecutor
that is. to pour a full pot of water....... to pour there pellets........ and play the stalker until they are roasted???? to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №3985
 18.04.2008
Talk to the old man.
2: Are you in the Invasion?
...
1 is deadly. bow down, fall down before the majesty of the dark ruler of the universe, for she will give you to the little a great grace!!! From now on you will be given the greatest ability to see the presence of the Great! You will be added to the Book of the Seeing!!! You are patient!!! to
2 of Oga. Bishop, Ol

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №3984
 18.04.2008
I sell a bass guitar. Corpus from the ural, griff from another guitar. Color black - griff blue. There is no breakdown.
All scratched - but there is a plus! A beautiful tree that has lasted for years. Strings 4, the sound is spread directly from the sensors to the output. It sounds like a bass oral guitar, even worse. But the sound in this "instrument" is not the main thing.
With this guitar, for example, you can ride on any catamaran or with a certain skill to break the back of the boxer Valuev. Perfect for playing hockey or tennis. Breaking it down on a scene with a spectacular burning at the end unfortunately won't work (force is not enough), but not a fact.
Suitable for punk style. One type of tool will make you introduce the unstable psychic of teenagers into a stupor, while playing is not necessary.
Whoever really needs to even take a shot can, the price of the contract, passwords, appearances in person.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №3983
 18.04.2008
Fuck it, it has smashed!
DipCaT: What again?! to
Gljuk: Why, when I send something to the tower, it doesn’t even get to the top?
DipCaT: Because it is not funny!! =) is
Gljuk: Well yes, but if I write that I, Kuznetsov Viktor Dmitrievich - Dolbeop!!! This guy is funny?
DipCaT: Let’s check the time ;)
Gljuk: Do not laugh!! to

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №3982
 18.04.2008
Slava: And what will I do here at night?
Costya: well compops in the office a lot, in Counter-Strike you play
Costya: step by step... first on one compass, then on another.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №3981
 18.04.2008
We changed bodies here with Lena.
YYY: O_o
Yyy: bodies or phones?

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №3980
 18.04.2008
Uliya
Where do you spend the first million?

Fess
The first 500r. Buying a car

Fess
1 million for the apartment.

Fess
All banal

Uliya
It is cool!!))

Fess
Then went the cottage, a car for 1 million and more.

Fess
Then the island, the city, the country, and finally the whole world.! to

Uliya
And my wife? 😉


Fess
I will buy my wife chupa-chops.

Fess
Let me sweat...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №3979
 18.04.2008
[22:12:45] <ASovetov> last year I will go for lunch...

The Words of the Programme...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №3978
 18.04.2008
Oleg> Hi, let’s get to know you
Alena> You have a girlfriend
Oleg> How do you know?
A> I forgot to ask the question.
Oleg> Melt, burned (

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №3977
 18.04.2008
Here you are not a resort call me in the ass, this army spent me in the ass!
AK-47 is OK!? to

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №3976
 18.04.2008
- = Zveryga = -
Give Me Mayn Kampf by Hitler
Messirr
Noh the ones? O.O
- = Zveryga = -
to read)
- = Zveryga = -
We are not selling here.
- = Zveryga = -
Scuchi
- = Zveryga = -
I didn’t like it, why?
Messirr
Is it not electronically fate?
- = Zveryga = -
It’s not that (not that)
Messirr
Strange, why am I not surprised that Hitler’s works are not sold in Israel? O.O
- = Zveryga = -
+ of))

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