I have a sister. To her one time a guy went one "set the wheel"... 3 times a week. It is clear what they did there. I brought a clean window on the disk. And then another guy came and brought the gent, saying that she was better than the wire. Well, I stumbled, thinking that he didn’t come for that at all. Within 3 hours I am satisfied:
So, did I put the genuine?
He is that type.
Did I set up?
He is, and how.
Will I show you?
He is easy!
I go into the room and see my sister sitting dressed. In bed and evil. The guy really put everything and set up... the sister said that he came and sat down to put the OS... and leaving said that she is now his debtor...
O_O

Trik: I saw the women’s magazine “Hudeem” today.
Trick: A slim girl on the cover closes the letter "D" with her tail. =) is

How to treat gastritis?
The kefir!
Before the meal or after?
Instead of!
What if food is not avoided?

Elves your mother, what you do, you are good.
We are not good, we are bright.

Instructions for using a mouse shot purchased in Canada.
The mouse is a tube of dense triangular cardboard.
section, length ~ 10 cm, one of its inner sides is covered with a special
by Kleem. Inside the pipe is a hook and the mouse is placed somewhere in the
The corner. If the mouse gets there, it can no longer remove the legs from the glue.
The force is lacking. And now the excerpt from the instructions: "...After
The mouse has hit the mouse, take the mouse and take it along with the mouse.
3 miles from human housing. Carefully remove the animal's legs.
Paint the surface and release the mouse..."

Today is a forgiven Sunday! Forgive me for everything!
NN: You haven’t done it yet!
No matter, I’m sorry I didn’t have time.

I drove today in the bus... Harmoshka is full, but in the center – on the rotating platform there are only two – I and a buoy man... And he is so buoy that he can’t catch up for the charge, he is covered by him. First with the head, then with the shoulders.

So here is what is the essence, the controller, a young man, with a roll on his chest, to him... She: "Your ticket!"... Well, I think - now it will start to cuddle, not to be sad, prepared and the people, at this moment watched for the man and controller.
And He, not thinking for long, takes and tears her out of the roll of the box, ticks her in the nose with a scream of "WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!"
The bus jumped from the hood.

In my opinion, during the mining, a woman looks stupid and unattractive. If you want to make sure, then take a banana or carrots in your mouth and approach the mirror. So how? Do you like yourself?
I would like to ask, then, what does a man look like during the cunnilingus? What do you need to put in your mouth to see it in the mirror?

Usually a good drunkard begins with the harmless phrase: “Well, I’m just looking at the ATM and there’s the grandmothers.”

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I fucking fuck you, people! The garbage to the urn brought - the feat accomplished! You have to be the norm of behavior, and you fuck the order for it. Calls "and let us one day throw the garbage into the urn and the girls hold the door in the subway"me are killing in general. Are you shit at all?
365 days a year to behave like this.
A man without a cigarette.
and...
No, not very weak. And I have a counter-suggestion: let’s spend a day without a mate?
A man without a hoax.

xxx is. I realized that in Moscow there were really problems with ecology when I saw a bunch of vortices on my own balcony. Funny so, in the spring, they ate the cold corpse of their fellow man.

The wolf is the sanitary of the forest, the crisis is the sanitary of life.

http://skds.livejournal.com/4773.html

Crisis, like destruction, is more in the head than in reality. Fully
At the beginning of January, the phone calls in our project organization changed.
A wave of strange calls. Leaders, as always
of cooperation”:

We are a manufacturer of heat insulation. I would like to spend
We offer a free presentation of our products.
Decision on the feasibility of the presentation will be made.
Based on the information that we hope you will send to us.
E-mail: I answer with a written sentence.
Purposes of what? Confusion at the end of the wire.
Probably due to a too long wording.
and organizations.
Their own?
No to yours. You are an initiator?
The initiator of what?
and organizations.
of whom?
of yours!
.........

Hi to you. Who can I consult?
For what problem?
We have a five-story building from 1975. We want a basement.
In the sense of repairing?
No to dig. There is no basement. and needed. If we dig it,
Will the building fall?
It will fall.
How do you know?
I don’t know, just like any cautious designer, I guess.
The most unfavorable scenario.
Oh, and you do not have, by chance, less cautious designers.
No more, I joke, I fell asleep on one object.
It is a pity that we need a qualified consultation.
.........

Hi to you. Are you designing buildings?
All in all, yes.
The whole?
Not without that.
Can you buy a typical building project?
Which one?! to
Thousand for five square meters.
What is the building for? Housing, production, on which site,
Under what technical conditions?
And you are who?
The architect.
You always complicate things. Is there any manager?
The sales department?

Long-haul drivers deliver cargo a day earlier.
by anekdoton.ru

Those who have gone through the war, for example, suspect that the basis of the set of products of the Orlov consumer basket, the deputies took the norms... of the 1941 camp paying of German prisoners of war, calculated in the Narcomate of Internal Affairs under Beria’s leadership. For the sake of clarity, the newspaper provides the following data.

One German prisoner of war per month in 1941. Minimum rate for a resident of the Orlovsk region per month in 2005:

bread products - 21.6 kg / 12.6 kg;
meat and fish - 4.8 kg / 3.8 kg;
Potatoes and vegetables - 18 kg / 17.9 kg;
salt, tea, spices - 0.83 kg / 0.40 kg

The norms of nutrition of the German prisoners of war the newspaper provides in accordance with the telegrams of the General Staff, as well as the orientation of the UPVI of the NKVD of the USSR. Rules of nutrition of Orlov pensioners - according to the law "On the consumer basket in the Orlovsk region".

On the day of the exam, I managed to catch a duty lecture at the Department of History and, so to speak, to pass the record.
What did the Mongol Tatars burn in Russia?
The cities.
Okay, give me a note.

Husband of cattle. I sit on the carpet and remove the buttons. He runs joyfully into the room with the words "close your eyes, open your mouth", hold your hands behind your back. I wait for something delicious. And he with the words "I want you right here" sues me his member.
We have not spoken for two days.

I am standing in the entrance, waiting for the elevator. A gorgeous girl enters the entrance. I remembered her — the girl of a guy from the 4th floor... We go into the elevator, I ask, slightly touching the chest: “Fourth?”". And then I shouted "Why are you not ashamed?!" and so on. Then she thought about it, realized about the floor and turned red :)

I can’t share it!!! to
I have a friend, he’s a heavyweight boxer. Strength is enough. Here we went in the summer company at sea to rest, Lehi had a gel deodorant, well such with holes at the top, at the bottom the dispenser twists and the gel goes out. So we wandered when we saw that Leha, not getting rid of the doser, the gel was just dumb!! to
Sorry, I can’t stand up :)

Every movie goes somewhere...I don’t watch it, but I hear it all. There is dialogue:
You cut off your hands...
I can’t forget her...
Shit, it was so interesting =)