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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №31618
 17.06.2010
San3d: You need to do something new in your life, something wild, unthinkable!
San3d: For example, I went by bus No. 9 today for the first time.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №31617
 17.06.2010
zIc: here in the days, I sit, shake, write a response to the ticket. Serogue will be captured by the following, and I will say so loudly: a legionaire of the twelfth interplanetary expedition of the Navy of the Third Intergalactic Confederation Sergey T.! I barely dropped the pencil.
ROY23 is out.
ZIc: x... n there. A young man, you are white, you can afford, every self-respecting legionaire should know that the third intergalactic has only ten expeditions!
by roy23:! to
ZIc: by the way gave up, on 4

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №31616
 17.06.2010
I went around the city yesterday, I looked at the road being repaired, the attention was attracted by the driver of the railroad - he stood next to his railroad and so energetically, his right leg was tapping the asphalt around the sewer (he was slightly below the level of the asphalt and the railroad was not seen).
So many thoughts in the head immediately appeared - from the harsh Chelyabinsky roadmen, who do not use skates, to the gastarbayters built in a row and "toppling" the road, for example. There’s no money, I’m sleeping :)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №31615
 17.06.2010
For him, cleansing is brainwashing.! to

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №31614
 17.06.2010
and pst. (15:42:49 16/06/2010)
Sometimes it seems to me that the world is going crazy...parents found a paste for processors in a syringe. with me. I thought I was a drug addict and got rid of "drugs"

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №31613
 17.06.2010
xxx - I am in a foreign passport with such a sad expression of the face...
I don’t just want to go abroad...
XXX I have to go there.
xxx - because from the photo in the passport it is clear that in Russia I am not loved (

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №31612
 17.06.2010
She gave birth, named Mariana.
YYY: O_o
Ups, not you... and not from you! :P

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №31611
 17.06.2010
In the city, the water is turned off (in the heat +37)

12 June 2010 at 10:50 Russian writes:
And I was swimming in the rugged water, from the crane only... now I am Iron Man.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №31610
 17.06.2010
A good knowledge of the language is when you read English and think you read Russian.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №31609
 17.06.2010
Today clothing socks invented a new movement for techno.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №31608
 17.06.2010
A new fish farm! Now the fish can not only be grown, but also cooked or baked.
YYY: I’m looking forward to when it can be downloaded and eaten.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №31607
 17.06.2010
Yojik: cloth........... I got in
Grom: So what again?
Yojik: I write to a acquaintance - Haré to teach, you write.She asks - how? Well, I write - a cell phone in my hand and goes by.
Instead of inets
Grom: Roof, and how is the reaction?
Yojik: Her answer killed me: we have a teacher's practitioner

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №31606
 17.06.2010
I was recently in the store, looking for chicken eggs.I approached the consultant and asked:"Where are the eggs of the finders?"
She (the milk looks down on the eggs and shouts with a smile)"LION guy can't find eggs can help him, you're like you fight with them!"
I’m in the car ?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №31605
 17.06.2010
By the clothes of the seasons you can see what was in fashion 10 years ago.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №31604
 17.06.2010
The advisor fucking.
WOW: What is it?
I have had insomnia lately, I can’t sleep at noon. Andrei advised me, grit a book read for the night, after a few pages will start to cut off.
HH: And what do you think? I woke up at six o’clock in the morning and it was time to go to sleep!!!! to

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №31603
 17.06.2010
XX: Blin, it is hot how! I would like to go into the refrigerator now.
Shade is! No need to do it!
XX: Why is it?! to
Shade: Imagine I’m coming home. I go to the refrigerator and think I’ll make a sandwich. I open the door, and there you sit, you eat the sausage.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №31602
 16.06.2010
Megadrot: This is what I think...
Megadrot: I ruin what I think.
Megadrot: don't pay attention, don't sleep just sitting
Megadrot: even the window is wrong
Adskiy:huyase ji прет o.o

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №31601
 16.06.2010
The high-speed train "Sapsan" has its own microblog on the Internet".
Fuck, I’m showing up the content.
"I am here"
"I am gone."
"I am here"
"I am gone."

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №31600
 16.06.2010
No, she is cool.
The truth is always angry.
I imagine we are sleeping on the beach.
Under the moon: romance
Tag: flying the tea
HHH: And here she is like "from the tea, the cock, flying. Why is she not there?"

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №31599
 16.06.2010
KAZEBAKA (20:55) :
He hanged a paper on the garage so that no one would crack and rub it!

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