XXX: What does not work
Maybe from the heat.
Or bitten by a frog.

A woman who knows her price, no one will ever give her so much.

In the words of my wife today:
I am on the market in line for products. They trade chickens and their components, such as: legs, wings, hips, etc. In front of me a man asks to put wings in a plastic bag. The seller imposes a full package on him, the man asks to add a package to get a double, say, the single will break.
Seller: It won’t break, they’re strong!
The man raises the bag, he breaks, the wings spread over the asphalt.
The man refuses to pay. According to him, the package broke because of the greed and laziness of the seller. She has a diametrically opposite opinion. The whole row falls into the dispute, breaks up into two camps, and the case approaches the clash, when the main actor appears in the form of a wandering market dog.
They may have seen such things: neither a scream, nor a whistle, nor a blast with empty hand in their direction has any effect on them. And here this dog breaks through to continuously rolling wings with the obvious intention of catching as much as possible and escaping as quickly as possible, BUT! at the last moment sharply brakes, smells, wrinkles the scratchy mouth and, without catching anything, contemptuously thinks to the side.
The man, interested in such an unusual behavior of the animal, raises and smells the wing, then offers to smell it to everyone who wishes. What the smell was, you probably guess. After a unanimous verdict, the seller leaves the tent and silently collects the wings from the asphalt and silently returns the money to the two ladies who have been charged before and have watched the events with interest.
A dog is really a friend of man!

A tolerant world has given a transvestite to win the Eurovision contest, now let them let our Russians win the World Cup in football.

HH: I will not come.
WOW : Why?
My grandmother’s roof has fallen.
Q: Did you call an ambulance? Psychic or where else.
Ohhhhhh...?? to
by O_O
The roof of my grandmother's house was shattered by the wind, I'll go to bed.

Previously, the ladies fought for the cavalry, and now for the rosette.
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Pfff, I had more pics in the universe. Lecturing audience, I’m almost going to sleep on the gallery, four boys are sitting behind. I hear badly:
Do you bring? Let’s get it, Lamarck.
Sleep retreats a little, interest makes you turn back. My thoughts revolved from maps to a half-liter, but I did not expect to see the next scene:
With the words "Temptation, boys" a guy from the edge gets....!coat! The extender. Then I realized how boring I was.

>>:When the younger is 18, we will divorce and I will fall on the fox. How did you get your shit...
Well, you are a pig.First of all, so to speak about a wife, she has no merits, but stupid conversations all the time?Or do you no longer see them and the only thing that holds these children?You, of course, white and furry, no shortcomings of you she never tolerates, don't forget you are the only god.And she is generally aware that you don't like this or you brave silence until eighteen years old, let it be a surprise, yes.Why problems solve, courageously and tolerate until the eighteen years younger and we cast out all joke at once, let it be glad.And generally find out if she doesn't want to tolerate until eighteen, for there will be a chance and time to find a man who will love her, not under the age of old.

The news:
The Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation does not understand how far to drive troops from the borders of Ukraine.

Let’s go to America, further from the border with Ukraine. Let the chickens calm down.

There is no future for those whose dreams are measured in money. Regardless of the price.
And my future cost $90 for an ampoule. I have imperfect osteogenesis. Wages were paid for products/products, so there was no money. With difficulty my parents borrowed money from relatives and took me to Moscow for examination. It turned out that the medicine able to strengthen my bones is worth the above amount. Then my mother died, my father left and I stayed with my grandfather. At the age of 12, the doctor warned us that during the period of intense growth, my spine will not withstand body weight and will just crumble and you need to start cutting this medicine (such as it is prescribed to patients with cancer). But there was no money. Grandfather was old for work, and pensions for disabled people were very sad at the time.
I am now 32. At the age of 15, I was really upset, suffered 5 fractures in a row during this same period of growth and my self-esteem due to appearance fell to zero. And on the face like beautiful, raised, I work, but I am not a gorbun of very high growth. You can’t imagine, but even my attempts to find a girl with physiological problems somehow failed because of my appearance and physical abilities.
People are not made happy by money, but by opportunities provided by money.
by ps. There must be a joke. The opera has corrected the phrase "MultiVibrator" to "MultiVibrator". It may be because it really gives some housewives some pleasure.

This is about sandals with socks.
I now have a nail on the thumb of my right foot of a dark purple shade (small shoes + 30km running). Wearing closed shoes is equivalent to torture, wearing open shoes without socks is unesthetic, plus dirt falls into the nail bed, which can lead to rot. So here’s what I wanted to say with this – you’ve gone in the ass with your rules.

Conversation in the evening with my husband (they use the Gmail mail for correspondence at work)
My mail was sent yesterday! We wrote that they suspect spam, because the correspondence and file forwarding is too active))) They will check and in a day will be disrupted if all norms.
I: What should be) I propose employers to introduce a new criterion of work activity by the number of banks per month. There are no banks - you work figo))

Wives are deceitful. They themselves with barefooters wear capron tracks (shortened body colour socks), and on men the barrels are rolled because of socks.
She twisted her ankles three times because of her naked sweaty feet in leather barefoot. Do you know SHO? Let it be "like a village", but it’s a whole pitch.

to this:

The xxx:
moved to Thailand. Warm regions - donkeys, hexons, insects. Cleaning in the kitchen turned out to be an impenetrable quest: I mix the garbage in a bunch, and it runs back around the corners!!! to

If it runs out, it is food, not rubbish.
Thailand is like that. =) is

About medical names. of Israel. In one, really large hospital. Urology-Goldwasser (golden water), Goldhammer neurology (golden hammer), gynecologist Goldfinger (golden finger) and therapist Doctor.

In the coffin. What I’t believe if I didn’t see myself:

Thread: Damn
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Today I learned that the driver of GAZELI who cut your bus is called GAZEL

by Coolrodion:
I have classmates in the UK all the wall in recipes, all kinds of bakeries and so on, and the last post is how to lose 10 kg in a week.

here here :

From the news:
In the Lower Tagil, a drunk man walked down the balconies on the seventh floor and asked to smoke.
by Tagil!! to

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A real case will tell you what is called about a familiar acquaintance. It was a new year. The company sat, walked, signed a lot. Sometimes I smoke on the balcony. And then they noticed that no one had seen a peach for a long time. It probably wasn’t 2 o’clock. No one came out of the house, that’s true. And there is a bell at the door, we open, there he is on the threshold, curved, but happy. In general, this miracle fell from the balcony of the 6th floor and at 4m caught in the linen ropes, they were there from a powerful wire, as it turned out later. There he knocked into the apartment, he was opened, without questions sat down at the table. So he walked with them until he remembered whom he had come to visit.

With these complexes:

bbb: Conchita managed to hang complexes to both sexes at once :) Her figure is more chic than most women, and her beard is more chic than most men.
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Conchita has a very ordinary figure of a subtle man. Apparently, he does not even have a silicone chest, hips are absent, wide shoulders are present. If you consider the male figure more elegant than the female, you go to Europe, to your fellow men. The beard looks unnatural. Probably, the skin underneath it is painted, just as women paint their eyebrows. This creates the illusion of density and uniformity. I don’t even know how to complex, looking at the bearded grandmother.

XX: We just have fairy employers. They make a print screen, print it on a black-and-white printer, make inscriptions on the print with a pen, scan it, insert it into word, make a print screen of the word sheet – and this is what they send us.