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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №3955
 18.04.2008
XXX is:
Listen here I have a friend soon makeup with logos bucks on order to sell, are they not interested?

YYY :
he) interesting... if he lived children closer... Then I hear such a mayka to me to float children in half years, and cost a lot of money taking into account the way... and considering our Ukrainian mail is already worn up:-D

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №3954
 18.04.2008
Cat: so far
I am a popper ?
Nice: Who are you? : O

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №3953
 18.04.2008
Description of the game:
"Ride on your mobile phone like on skiing!"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №3952
 18.04.2008
Prefect of Fire!
Students ask him - "How will laboratory work be protected?" What was answered - "Come, stand back to back and protect..."

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №3951
 18.04.2008
Duremar I came to you to tell you that the sun has risen.
Duremar, Where is the sun? Why did he get up?? to
grass_snake lifts the untouched face from the keyboard
‘grass_snake’ is not to stop!
‹grass_snake› We build into a column of 4 in diagonal order face-to-back of the neighbor!
grass_snake and continue to move!
Grass Snake calmed down and fell asleep again.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №3950
 18.04.2008
xxx: they found a bug in an astomate that sells all sorts of puppets
YYY: What is the bag?
xxx: dumb tilt the machine and everything falls by itself :D
yyy: atom comes the evil uncle and stupidly gives puzzles

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №3949
 18.04.2008
Why do you have a Nick doll?
Doll: Because I look like her;)
What is plastic without brains?
Doll: I’m not a squirrel!! to
Doll of plastic!* is
Doll of plastic!!!! to

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №3948
 18.04.2008
Volkova: I try on one site zargit, write login, password, soap, press okay and voila: error - enter another password as this is already used by the user KISSka, no fuck O_O privacy joke...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №3947
 17.04.2008
I wonder if there are still people who, after reading the name of the Pidzak.avi file, will understand from the first time that it is a jacket?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №3946
 17.04.2008
Word emphasizes me the word "ufologists" and proposes to replace it with "urologists"
It seems to me that he knows more about abnormal phenomena than I do.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №3945
 17.04.2008
Grinder is coming to us. Welcome to!

FAKJU >> Oh who came to us

Message: Grinder is pushing out the FAKE. Reason: Who has left us?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №3944
 17.04.2008
<elder> I read physics
<elder> "Radioactive atoms do not age...
The breakdown of any atomic nucleus is not a death from old age, but an accident in his life.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №3943
 17.04.2008
The harsh reality:
If a child is born in America, parents start spending money on university admission.
If a child (boy) is born in Russia, parents begin to save money to cut off the army.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №3942
 17.04.2008
Why did she not sleep? He: Yesterday one person made a presentation of himself to prove to me that he is better than the one I live with now. He did not prove. He will reiterate! She: Everything is clear with you. and :-)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №3941
 17.04.2008
Why do you always put it at the end of the sentence?? to
Do you think smiley doesn’t work?? to

YYY: programming with mine.
You will understand;

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №3940
 17.04.2008
Bu> throw, the phone is ringing - I can't find it in the bag while I cracked - pressed to see accidentally Answer, I hear a voice somewhere, swung the bag completely in the bag - began to answer, there Anton rjet, I gru - the phone in the pad, I can't get it, he even more let's roast
Bu> good that no one was in the office at this time.
Tagged> *ROFL*
Bu> he grit, the first thing I heard was scratching, then my sad voice - I can't find the phone!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №3939
 17.04.2008
Cucumbers 0 O
Are you in Greenpeace?
Dead Blood Brothers
I’m not a fool, I’m not a fool.
Dead Blood Brothers
I am for protecting children.
Cucumbers 0 O
by Lan Tychy
Dead Blood Brothers
I destroy the grass and the grass so that they will get less.
Cucumbers 0 O
How right you are.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №3938
 17.04.2008
From the words of a girl leaving her notebook on the phone
"Arthur, Arthur, Arthur...Arthur...the mill comes here with you"

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №3937
 17.04.2008
DimDimich
To what the Russian people have come, I just read "fark.ru" I quote literally:"A man who was in a state of alcoholic intoxication did not notice how he was brutally killed by a companion. Being unaware of the attack on him, the wet man with a knife in his back calmly arrived at home, ate breakfast and went to bed...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №3936
 17.04.2008
Strast fon Kata (01:10:46 17/04/2008)
not true

Strast fon Kata (01:10:50 17/04/2008)
I am happy.

Strast fon Kata (01:10:54 17/04/2008)
and beautiful

Strast fon Kata (01:10:57 17/04/2008)
and smart

Strast fon Kata (01:11:00 17/04/2008)
and good

Strast fon Kata (01:11:08 17/04/2008)
I am just a treasure.

Mike (01:11:14 17/04/2008)
I would have buried.

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