GeneralFox: A comrade’s friend appeared in the police. He bought a new Toyota, a jeep came in at the crossroads. They began to measure the pipes: who from whom the cool will call. As a result, a jeep driver's mobile phone is called by his chief (sub-colonel of the Ministry of Internal Affairs) and gives an instruction: in a black toyota at such a corner some winged, go there, if you need to fuck him knock. A minute of 10 seconds, I looked at my friend’s black toyota, then stretched out my hand and offered a beer. So we met...

Mother is my wife! The Beatles and Psy Gangnam Style.! to
Our child is a first grade, already distinguishes on the radio Yesterday from Rocky Raccoon and says: "... here is this one from Once in America... and this is Daddy’s favorite." And when he accidentally hits Stas Mikhailov on the TV, rattles and switches to Smurfikov.

Many athletes refuse to participate in competitions organized by the United Basketball League Yaroslavl.

Following believers, authorities are asking to rename the store "Vedian Happiness"

The best comment:The next will be the requirement to rename Chertanovo?

She has no inertia at work. It is unlikely to constantly discharge passies.
WOW: Yesterday I asked her for a flash, I saw the folder "баш". It turns out that at home, she copies quotes for herself in Word, and at work she reads everything.

We have the boss Ebanulso.
xxx: in the server will be stored nork shoes now
xxx: because it's protected, there's a lot of space and the camera fucking!

X> I work in the morning shift in the cafe, breakfast time, a small child and his mother come in.
X> I: What do you want?
X> Boy: I want to eat the unborn.
X> (the silence, all mowing and turning)
X> Mom (fooled): Eggs... Eggs he wants.

An unknown woman in Voronezh came into the house to the shepherd, separated naked and died.

By the surprising coincidence of circumstances, the shepherd was the cousin of the prosecutor of the Voronezh region.

Alexis
Can I ask if you are working or studying?

Natalia
I study

Alexis
For whom?

Natalia
Engineer-Manager...I will be a quality manager in the emergency

Alexis
Just like a violinist.

The fire started at 9.12 in the subway today, at 9.04 ended. The time machine was not injured.

The smoking law.
I would be just as a consistent and irreconcilable opponent of the law prohibiting shit in public places. Not because I’m a punk and crazy at the spectacle of a damned bench in the square. And only because I understand clearly: in this country, any tightening of punishment or expansion of the ban base leads only to one thing: an increase in the size of bribery. More does not lead to anything. Never and in nothing.

xxx: it turns out my mom learned about pregnancy, went to the church prayer ordered, and there she was given a commodity check that for a month tariff "save and keep" paid :)

I list "Cars and prices".

I: What does Chery do on one page with BMW?
You will be ashamed!

The main rules of the Internet:
- "Everything you write can be used as shame".

The Prosecutor General of Kazakhstan (from the news): "We have recently faced a fact. There is an attestation of the personnel of the border service, and there the members of the highest certification commission, of which I am a member, have faced one problem. The man in service is represented impeccably and his characteristics are shown very well by the command. At the same time, the polygraph tells us that he is dishonest, dishonest, inclined to lie, to manifest corruption.

Recently in Yaroslavl came a duo named Chekhov from the Kamedi. The organizer told me.
During lunch, the guys began to ask about the city, in order to prepare jokes with local color. I asked to tell you about the measure.
As a mayor, as an opposition. And here is luck - behind the neighboring table, Evgeny Robertovich is noticed as his own person, drunk in the meat.
As they say, it is better to see once.

To not be nervous xxx read poems.

XHH: Released
I guess that’s called stichomania.
Poetry, yes
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Poetry
You enter the library unpainted and pale, looking around.
WOW: and to the librarian "do you have Pushkin?"
Q: What is you specifically interested in?
WOW :
I need 1st volume of works from 1814 to 1822
But...
Give me a gun!
Don’t scream, this is a library.
Give me Pushkin, I need Pushkin! The storm clouds the sky, the winds of snow...shut up, give Pushkin!
Excellent ROFL

Soshial is *.rar? Are you serious? 21st century in the courtyard
Do you need a nanor?

xxx: I was at the ophthalmologist today, in a private office. I decided to check my vision and clarify whether I would pass the medical commission with my weak myopia before jumping with a parachute. My doctor, how do I know? Well, the doctor is not a sportsman, maybe not knowing. And then he asks with a sweet smile: "The parents agree? Or do you have a family with many children and if something happens to one child, then nothing terrible?

to this:

The Polish Compagnie. They were sitting in the hallway and playing a “card game” with a name not mentioned in my book. The essence of the game is harmless - a certain of the 4 cards (dama-king-valet-tuz) from the players is expected a certain reaction. For example, when a lady - you need to say in a choir "Good evening, lady!", and when an ace - put your hand in the middle of the table on the hands of other participants. The latter - late - or something confused takes away the dropped cards. When the pace of the game is high, it is really fun. Particularly - to watch a person confused, pulls his hand - and hurriedly cleans, or somehow unclearly feeds, interrupting the replica inappropriate to the map at its very beginning).

Tell me what game? All childhood in it played with friends, but since then many years have passed, I remember only this phrase about "Good evening, gentleman!" and the battle for the ace, and the rest - unfortunately. Please help me!)