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We are probably the only country in which the debates of future deputies look at what would be lost.
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In the country there is a complete mutual understanding: the people do not need this power, the authorities do not need this people.
We look at Mickey Mouse’s nephew and there’s the question: “Why does the Goffy dog live with everyone like a human, and Pluto (also a dog) has a pet?”and "
I found nothing to answer...
He wrote a video for the competition, for Sberbank, and the modernists banned him. Why is? I tried so. and estimate.
Barracks in the zone, a newcomer enters, looks at a half-naked brutal guy, all in portraits, half drills. Zecks on skins, in the far end of the pahanas in self-burning washes are cut. Zyrk on the new one, send the rabbit for reconnaissance, someone from the spectators through the whole barracks runs to the new one.
Soap, why are you here?
- For a k-credit - a man from fear even stumbles.
What credit is that?
For the car...
Zek runs back to the pachans, who quickly advised give the race instructions. Zek is back.
Don’t be afraid, I’ll show you everything here.
The newcomer leads the heck between the two-layer hunkes, the hunkes look, the half-naked thunder continues to shake the floor. Zack shows a number of puppets.
We have a small seat here. Well, there is a over-expense on the credit card, and all that...
Go to an empty bed.
- You are here, here are just car loans, and there are serious boys.
The recidivists?
- No... those who were jailed for apartment loans... And there are no recidivists here, that we are fools for the second time on the same robberies...
Zack is thinking.
- And still fools, would know in Sberbank would take a loan.
Do you not pay for Sberbank?
- We have for everything, but for customers of Sberbank conditions are better.
Zack turns to leave. The man stops him.
He kicks on the pole, and who is that?
– And that’s so, – mashed the zec with his hand leaving, – He killed a man...
I went to the gynecologist and wrote how to get there. I read :
"Polyclinic No 7 Go down to the basement (here I was alerted), go into the acting hall (yeah?Go for the curtain to the oculist (Oh!?) Ask the gynecologist!and"
She says, “Jure by the cat.”
In our family, it is customary to swear by the Cat Myth, because cats have nine lives.
But you have to be careful already, because Mithya seems to be going down soon.
From the discussion "The Resident of Evil"
xxx: Manda, 4 part is quite a fantasy some... soon zombies will fly and teleport...
Yyy:))) That is, the walking zombies fit into your worldview...
radun1: recommend the firmware 2.3
Big HorgyTM: I recommend the firmware 2.3
Everything gets to those who don't need it at all) the highest ratings - the photos of cats!
So what is the difference between twins and twins?
Well, twins are those who are exactly the same, and twins are not even very similar.
222: And so I call it simply identical and double-eyed twins.
111:Well, you will talk, for example, with very similar to each other tough guys and ask them, 'Say, you are identical or dual...?', and 'twins' you may not have time to say.
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Customer purchased in Ikea for 650 thousand r. I went to the box. paid for everything. The girl to him standard: "Thank you for the purchase". He said, “And that’s all! Yes, for such grandmothers you have to suck me all!" What the girl replied with a smile: "We have a self-service store!"
Computer pirates will be hanging on the Blu-ray
I drove my 6-year-old son last year to the Kremlin (the ticket was for a child without parents). At the appropriate time, the parents who gathered to meet their children are announced: the Patriarch has arrived, will congratulate, say, meet in half an hour. I met: so thoughtful, so serious. "Well how" – I ask. Answer: "The show was very interesting. I didn’t understand one thing: why did Santa change his clothes at the end... the big cross grabbed... "
The Euro 2012 draw was held.
Three real "groups of death"
And the fourth group: Poland, Czech Republic, Russia, Greece.
God asks from heaven: “Russians, what else do you need, eh????” I did what I could!"
And the Russians are so relaxed, smoking calyan: “No... we don’t know... maybe let everyone get sick?”
First course, lectures in higher mathematics. The student enters, asks the senior of such a group to the dean. He stands up, moves a little, uncertainly moves toward the exit. The Prep:
"What are you afraid of? Well, it is not scary. I stood in the subway, waiting for the train. Here I feel someone’s gaze on my side, I turn around – there a guy looks at me and smiles at all 32 and asks:
Hi, do you remember me?
No, I am saying.
Three years ago I was removed from the universe.
The brain thinks where to run, and the legs decide to be cotton and refuse to cooperate. And here, you know, I am already through the farewell to the world suddenly hear that he, it turns out, his parents forced him to go to the technician, and he always wanted to go to the artist. And you are afraid of the dean here..."
When did you get married?
The year was unsuccessful...
xxx: I want to do a cunnilingus for two or three...women!! to
Are you a snake?
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Bremborg: The fuck has worked out. I am approaching the homephone I am calling 192.168.
Metallicon
Fuck, Enchanted Series
Metallicon
It begins with the fuck of the magic, continues the romantic hernia of three bodies with the under-debit, in the break-up they fuck the demon in three, and ends in a romantic-lyric hernia with some of the sisters in the main role.
Metallicon
Every series is
News on the Rambler: "In Finland, you can pay for rental housing with sex"
The comments:
I also have one like that! My wife is called!
Where did you go?
I will pay for the apartment.
I rent an apartment in Finland with a beautiful girl up to 25 years old...I guarantee a triple payment.