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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №74214
 12.12.2012
Deesaped: Top of Blasphemy, Still, Interrupt "Samounters" on Advertising...

[ + 11 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74213
 12.12.2012
Comment on the video "Jigurg on the Red Square":

Mom entered the room, I had to switch to porn, because Porn is easier to explain.

[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74212
 12.12.2012
It was an epic moment today. The computer science teacher has long exercised in pronouncement, explaining to us how important it is in our time to be able to use a comp not only for the purpose of playing a battle or L4D, but also to be able to work on it. She concluded her speech with the phrase: "And now we open Paint and draw the steam car..."

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №74211
 12.12.2012
Preferences in sharp spices.

I still love when I get damned.
Lio: No one does not like it! and ;)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №74210
 12.12.2012
man: what fucking thing does a pasha write to you in aska, and call you a linochko?! to
Wife: Well, if he didn’t call me, he gave me 10,000. It must!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №74209
 12.12.2012
RT @reijiimeganeko

The best time of my life was in the kindergarten, I had a husband, children, a home and superpowers. //...and I also slept in the day :<

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74208
 12.12.2012
I am looking for a girl for sex. Requirements: not that which is "not such", but that which is "such"

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №74207
 12.12.2012
It’s not quite TZ, but we tried very hard!

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №74206
 12.12.2012
When girls read beautiful poems, they get the thought "I love Ibazzo". The thought of course is not a direct text, it is much more blurred sometimes in the images of the pink pony, but the essence is that;)

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74205
 12.12.2012
I will eat what I have prepared myself. Do not mention the bad.
xxx is

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №74204
 12.12.2012
After receiving the rights, the first message to my husband: dear, can I take the car to the store to pick up? I am quick, honest word: one wheel is here, the other is there.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74203
 12.12.2012
...and my mother went to the hospital for physiotherapy, and there was a situation with her.
She sits on the procedure, runs another aunt, who was before and from the threshold:
- Oh, I was happy with you, give me novocaine, please, hellish pain.
The doctors (their 2) ask the name, and again:
The pain of hell!
Name the name!
I mean, I am sick!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №74202
 12.12.2012
We haven’t talked for a long time, and here’s the message:

Theme: Moore
What is Mur? Are you pinging? Not dead yet.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №74201
 12.12.2012
Yes, fucking, I already think that I am destined to die immediately after sex, from happiness probably ah, and my guardian angel fucking what a professional of his business and will not allow me to give at least one shit in this life.

If you also talk to girls, it is not surprising that you are not given.

[ + 31 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74200
 12.12.2012
Half of the comments on the program-barometer for smartphones:
The height shows fantastic, 189 meters, although I live on the 4th floor.

People are beautiful!

[ + 15 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74199
 12.12.2012
Turn on the TV.
Jigurda on the Red Square dances in the Scottish kittet Gangamstil-Lezginka with the screams "JI-GUR-DA!!and "
Shut off the TV. I won’t include it anymore today.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №74198
 12.12.2012
A creative personality is a person who himself paints wallpapers on the desktop and windows themes, and himself writes ringtones for his phone. And the one who runs with the mirror and photographs the "zakatiki" is just a poser.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №74197
 12.12.2012

XXX: The eruption of the ejaculator
YYY: Did you find the hole in the morning?

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74196
 12.12.2012
Dana: Anton, tell me something good =)
[0:15:46] Anton: cats
[0:1556] Dan: More!
[0:16:37] Anton: two cats
Dan: Do not stop!
[0:17:43] Anton: three cats
[0:19:23] Anton: endings = ['s's's's's's's,'s's's,'s's's's,'s's's's,'s's's's
for x in range(1, 1000):
print '%s %s' % (x, endings[x%10])

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №74195
 12.12.2012
Q: Have you already arrived?
I would be surprised if I arrived...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mean?
ууу: I sit here right behind the driver, the driver is not visible to me - there is a barrier, but unfortunately I can hear... he has been talking on the phone for forty minutes (((
Turn on the music and don’t listen to it.
Wow, that’s not the problem! He told somebody on the phone what an offensive driver he was: "I can turn the steering wheel, and the hands at this time to jongle!"
Oh yeah yeah ?
WOW: And judging by how the bus carries all along the road, I think it's just like it does!!! to

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