The Homme –
Why are you, women, so ugly?

Seriously
Probably because it is hard not to be dull when the breasts are always in sight.

Mawa: Oh how the head hurts
The vodka?
Mawa: Thinking it will help
Raiden: I think the reason

In the MSU buffet German, studying Russian
The language of the seller asks "bread with oil". The salesman decided to teach.
When he learns a lesson of Russian, he answers: “In Russian, this is called the sandwich.” and ;-)

So programmers and sisadmines are two different tribes? And the honesty of dmual shoo some degrade in others...

I don’t remember Pin.
He: Do you give it?
He is: Oh
He said, “You give it!

The day was.
The door is opened by a boy aged 18-20 years.
I stumble on him on me.
Probably from a minute of silence (he walked out of sight when he saw me from the body in some trousers)
I couldn’t stand the first:
Well?
We invite you too!
Was he fucking?
The meaning?
When did I invite you?
So we invite you!
Where is?
In the Ikea!
and Nahua?
I do not know.
At that moment I closed the door.

Dark_Messiah: Walked past school today and realized that a generation is growing up that doesn’t know what Pokémon is!

HH: What is it?? to
WOW: Well...it’s when you really want something, and what exactly you don’t know.
XHH: I have understood.
WOW: Even western, when you want something very much, you know what, but not.
WOW: It’s even more western when you want something very much, you know what, you have, and you can’t.
WOW: Well, the westernmost, when you want something very much, you know what, you can, and the westernmost.

Jarla Trulli (15:47) :
Thanks to the memory redistribution technology, it is possible to transfer the system memory in such a way that you can use a full 4 GB. But the problem is that this feature was disabled in Windows Vista due to compatibility issues.

Thoughts (15:49) :
Bled oil

Thoughts (15:49) :
Read carefully again.

Thoughts (15:51) :
It is the same as pouring a full pool of unleavened beer so that people rejoice, but dropping it so that no one drowns.

HHH: by the way, for the first time in 10 years on my dr will be grass)))
I mean the grass.
So that’s green.
I don’t know why you started smoking grass since you were 10 years old. Do not shock me, please.
Well, it’s always snow, and what do you think? ?
Is it snow???? to

At the end of the working day I caught myself on the fact that instead of trying to imagine how to make a request, I scroll my fingers and get the melody "Not quarries we, not carpenters...".

Piton

Warlord: take a photo
Nadya: I’m upset with Asie, I don’t accept it
Warlord: I even know how this "hernia with assy" is called lol:
Nadya : How?
and Nadia?

I go to classes for pregnant women, something like a short course for future
Mommy, a little light charge, then show-telling how
take care of the newborn and a tea drink during which you can ask
Questions about all issues of childbirth.
Question to the midwife conducting the class: "Say, and the ease of childbirth depends
What do you do in your career?"
Answer: "You know, I noticed that the most difficult of all is to give birth to financiers and
The Analyst"
"Thank you!One pregnant woman bleaked.
"What about you?"
"I am a Financial Analyst!"

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No, it's still easier for you, and it's easier for you with Lin... Well, it's more convenient - everything has been put and worked, and I've got it after installation 30 times: setup ehe, I take it, then, then, cagen ehe, generate it, copy it, paste it, then, then, finish it... So don't argue.

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Yes I agree. I am more fun and more diverse. Login, Password, startx,... and drum, drum, drum...

Man in the store:
"There are two problems in Russia: where to eat and how to lose weight"

<chh> Mathematics is the queen of science
A material resistance is a conductor into the realm of the theory of elasticity! ... Fuck it!! to

Remove the signature of the moder from the quote. I am sure that Zoe was the initiator of this... But no matter how to hide, dear, and you will not confuse the shame you have caught up with!
and ;)

Why women have soap for intimate places and men don’t.
It would be fun: "Spawn coy! It is still hot."
and advertising.
A bearded uncle stands, sparks the usual soap... throws the foam in the face of another, he spits. And the voice: If the regular soap is so irritating to your eyes, imagine what it does with your wealth.
Oga and the slogan for a friend who is always with you.

The emptiness that arises after the collapse of another illusion,

It is called freedom.

I go to classes for pregnant women, something like a short course for future

Mommy, a little light charge, then show-telling how

take care of the newborn and a tea drink during which you can ask

Questions about all issues of childbirth.

Question to the midwife conducting the class: "Say, and the ease of birth depends

“What do you do in life, in your profession?”

Answer: “You know, I noticed that the most difficult of all are the financiers who give birth.

The analysts.”

“Oh!” A pregnant woman bleaked.

“What about you?”

“I am a financial analyst.”