I need to go to school for idiots :-(
YYY: And what do the fools do to you?
I am going to learn :-(

My husband on all my requests to put something on, hanged, denied the fact that there is no drill...And for the new year I give him a drill. You know how he was offended, I was reproached that it was a gift in order to make him smell even at home, and he is tired at work and that he will not touch the drill... So she lay on the house for a whole year, in a gift package. And the next new year, when he was looking forward to revealing the gift, a real cry was heard: "Again drill!!! I gave him the most tight drill, explaining that if I have something not beaten or hanged, then he will receive a drill as a gift every new year... You know, it worked, now I offer, I don’t need where to drill.

I am an industrial alpinist. We hang on the 9th floor with a brigade of 3 people (hermetizing interpanel seams). A father and a five-year-old daughter come in. (d) seeing me: Daddy, and he will not fall? P: I should not. Don’t worry about the daughter, even if this falls, she will (showing my colleagues) two more to stay.
Q: Is it a reserve?

Letter from the reader to the editorial:
I was born in the village of Sergeyevka. I was five years old then.

The boy, the boy! He was born and almost grown up.

my acquaintance rebuilds on the neighboring lane of movement by "once, two, three - I rebuild!"
Kazan (for any case)

[16:37:00] <yyy> Woman, and the injured what?
[16:58:13] <xxx> under the lying server the internet does not flow )
[16:59:04] <yyy> ))
[16:59:51] <yyy> Without effort and server you will never raise!
[17:02:17] <xxx> server does not wrap - falls you will not catch!
[17:03:27] <yyy> seven times check one spongy!
[17:04:50] <xxx> users are afraid to go to the server!
[17:05:11] <yyy> ))
[17:07:30] <yyy> with the admins to live by the admin!
[17:10:29] <xxx> was named a user, sit quietly!)
[17:14:25] <yyy> eyes to fear, and the server does
[17:15:00] <xxx> trust in God, and do not ruin the server
[17:17:16] <yyy> small servaq, da road
[17:18:32] <xxx> as you name the server, so it will float
[17:18:55] <yyy> two servants - a pair!
[17:20:54] <xxx> with world by thread - admin sweater
[17:21:28] <yyy> loves the honey, loves the sweetheart!
[17:21:35] <xxx> ))))
[17:21:58] <xxx> when the server does not work - the admin does not eat)
[17:23:23] <yyy> Serwak hangs on the thread, and he thinks about profit.
[17:24:16] <yyy> Admin in Tver – a serpent in the door!
[17:24:19] <xxx> fun time -user hour

xxx (16:33:45 8/06/2011)
I have a friend who is studying at the university. her diploma was written by her boyfriend.
xxx (16:33:50 8/06/2011)
She is now in defense.
xxx (16:34:04 8/06/2011)
The commission read in her diploma: a cherished iron
yyy (16:34:09 8/06/2011)
ahahahahahahahahah
xxx (16:34:38 8/06/2011)
How much will she give her boyfriend?

Did you know that the more mobile the big fingers of the hands the more intellectually developed a person is?
She says: (moving with both fingers) Oh yeah! I am smart!

And yet, the most difficult thing is to sit down for the computer, start working.

xxx: prepared for the exam: materials printed, bombs written, spores are.
XXX: I learned it again.

Vic
Show how in Ukrainian bars do baseball
Vic
200 grams of vodka and a tablespoon of coffee
Vic
It is sold at the price of basil.

XHH: Found a great way not to lose your job, and still be sure that your salary will steadily increase. You just need to ask your boss to be your mortgage guarantor.

When writing a course or thesis, I always stick to one tip from Oblivion: Oblivion dangerous world save more often.

Yes, I saw her yesterday.
Spades: She said she didn’t exist
Spades: I have an imaginary girl :-(
She’s not a girl yet 😉
Spades: What is it?
I don’t even have an imaginary girlfriend.

Yesterday, the DPSN introduced us to the stupor. He stopped saying that we were told by radio that a black lexus 470 disappeared from the scene of the accident, can you inspect your car for damage?
Father silenced for 10 seconds. says "Eээээ... Well look..."
And while he was walking looking, we looked at each other with a blind eye full of misunderstanding.
He returned, saying sorry, happy way.
I have a white lexus :D

ZZZ: So one day, being late in the evening in the office, I found someone’s vitamins near the tea bar... well I read - Vitamin C. And at the time of later work a lot of the brain has been drained, the eyes are red like tomatoes. And information about vitamin C I was limited.
In general, with a happy face, I begin to dissolve the vitamin, and she, infected with foam. I am on the packaging: Dissolve in 1 glass of water!!! to
What to do? It is a pity! And here I come to a genius idea - to drink.
I thought my cheeks would break.

I want to marry Prince Harry. I will be a princess of England.
Alice: Yes yes yes yes. You will last a month maximum. and then on all channels will show you dancing on a stand in a pub with Snoop Dogom drunk, with cowards on your head, and you will be denied and deported.

The dream of an idiot is to become a man who has nothing to give for his birthday.

Dmitry Medvedev at the last press conference, which he led in person, without a press attaché.
What is the question, repeat? Can I do it in 2012?
The presidential ambitions? For the sake of work I can do anything.
and ambitions. And my ambition is only one: the prosperity of Russia and its
The People.

Life is like electricity: you get up with tension, you go to work with resistance, you scintillate all day, you come from work electrified, and then you cut off.