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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №98193
 20.05.2014
From comments to post about walking on the rails

1st Going along the rails (purely for interest) can be no... meters 5 probably. Then it is boring and you can fall and stand on the asphalt It is much more interesting to put something on the rails to splash.

2nd “It is much more interesting to put something on the rails to spit it up,” Leo Tolstoy said, writing to Anna Karenina.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №98192
 20.05.2014
Yesterday, it turns out, the circus at the theater flew away:)))))

In the meaning?

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

* Reference to *

I didn’t even know there was a circus.

He also gained popularity when he left.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №98191
 20.05.2014
Wear whatever you want, this chicken has all the arguments at the level of "it's stupid," and when asked to give a thorough answer and refer not to their emotions, but to an authoritative opinion, they fall into a stupor. After looking into the topic, after reading the forums, I come to the conclusion that the thought expressed there, all these terrifying combinations of socks with sandals, "spiritual rich virgins - fools", corresponds to reality.
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There are no arguments, because no one has written about the rest of the appearance. Well ridiculous look classic pants, shirt with a tie and sandals with socks. Especially in almost all offices air conditioners, for example, I come in sandals and change my shoes, as it banally blows on my feet. All the others who write that they wear sandal socks are most likely wearing jeans/shorts/bridges/shirts and are not sitting in one place. Please wear as you feel comfortable :) About the girls the same, with shifoon saraphan will be ridiculous socks with open barefoot. A business shirt and shirt, well, directly require thin socks.By the way, about children, for some reason no one complains, almost all children wear socks with sandals:)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №98190
 20.05.2014
We live with my wife in Moscow, but both are from Peter, and she grew up in Kupčino (this is important). We walk somewhere along our house: a lot of cars are parked around. Everyone stands by the rules: who is on the roadway near the border, who is on special platforms nearby, but found one of the smartest, who entered the jeep right on the trail before entering, virtually blocking it. Wife: "Here all the people are decent - parking as appropriate, no one is disturbed, only this wicked enters... Here in Peter he would have already burned his car!"

And yes, she in Peter really burned a curly parked jeep under the windows :)

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98189
 20.05.2014
In the bowl:
"Not Radio Mothers"
Or maybe uranium?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №98188
 20.05.2014
xxx: "The Snake" is a visual guide to my life.
I want to eat and grow, but I either beat my head at the walls or bite my head >_<

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98187
 20.05.2014
XX: It turns out, in the United States you can order a room for a car to your taste for not very large babies - any combination of letters and numbers. The Russians do as they want. Yesterday, walking around Los Angeles, I saw a car with the BCE XEPOBO number.
I immediately remembered Stanislavsky, because this pessimistic number looked very unlikely on the luxurious black new Mazerati.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98186
 20.05.2014
The case occurred at the end of March following the Crimean referendum.
I live in the Czech Republic, a Czech friend came to visit me. They call the home phone, and one of them in Russian says to me, “Hello, it’s us!” Going up to the apartment, she again me in Russian "Hi! How are you doing?" Here is just the husband from a trip on Skype calls, she calls him on Skype again in Russian: "Hello! Come here soon!" I am surprised:
Why did you start learning Russian?
She is:
- No, but given how fast Russia is expanding, it's time to start :D

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98185
 20.05.2014
Dance as if no one is seeing.
Sing as if no one is hearing.
Write as if there is no teaching in the audience.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №98184
 20.05.2014
Living in Vietnam, the locals themselves many do so not to burn about the tube of the bike.
And in general, in Vietnam and Japan, special socks for such shoes are sold separately!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №98183
 20.05.2014
xxx: I am a client, I don’t have to get stuck and adjust to the one I pay for.
XXX: Don’t say I’m not paying.

YYY: You are not paying.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98182
 20.05.2014
What is Ukraine...
Here we are in Villabajo still my dishes.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №98181
 20.05.2014
The village was undergoing repairs, the swokers opened the basement and warned: be careful! The floor is open, don’t fall!
After two hours they went out, drank tea and again reminded: the basement is open, right behind the entrance door, be careful!
But what kind of caution can be in the ass if a child of one and a half years of age told mother A-A, and the pot on the street?
I opened the door and went down. Well, one leg only; the other hit; but the mother-in-law was standing below! Which frightened my leg and grabbed her down.
No, no one was upset. The child got a pot, the mother - a journey to the traumatologist, the husband - a reason to roast over me for another two years))))))) What I am still surprised - how I managed to fall, when I hit my leg on the gland, in horror of the fact that something caught me in the foot - not to say a single motherly word. The mother-in-law is a terrible force.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №98180
 20.05.2014
This is:

To all who answer the quotes: do not answer!
— — —
It is true, sir!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №98179
 20.05.2014
Discussion of dog mothers in families with children.

Malyuska: She was very bad because she was constantly running into the stream. I broke, pulled out, digged no hile and ran away anyway. Even from the locked house in the fortress :D then sneaked. Then we tortured the puppies to distribute (if we were able to leave). Sometimes my dad smelt :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry
and on drugs suppressing libido, she had a rush of forces: crazy: even worse.
One day, they were locked up in the house. She pulled out. Then in the winter, the fork scratched the drive, opened. She jumped out, ran into the course for the steam, and there the glass fell into the snow, broke. Cut his feet. It was all in blood. Everything is flowing blood. The evening. There was no paying service at the time. I thought in the morning. He barely knocked his tail. We went to the bathroom, wearing it for 10 days, wearing it for 10 days. Plastic was lying. But is bound.
I was given other medications so that there was no libido. 3 days after cleaning. He was carried to the toilet on his hands, supported, could not stand.
She grabbed the rope and stumbled. I’m back in the box again :facepalm:
pregnant anyway
FIGASSE: And who of you is willing to go out into the fortress to get pregnant? and ;-)

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98178
 20.05.2014
Comments from Joey:
A woman is like an unread book.
Yyy: Slying my finger and water.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №98177
 20.05.2014
Question: What is the feeling for a man?
In the last 1.5 years
More has been sent.
13 who is the neighbor? old man?
A friend? a friend? a friend?
Tag: victim of spamming

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №98176
 20.05.2014
From Tabu
Aaa: And yes, I have not worked in Yandex for more than ten months. I left, I didn’t like it.
BBB: It’s hard to leave because of what I didn’t like. If I had entered any office with a name, I would not have been expelled.
ccc: If I were to go to any office, I’t have been thrown out.
DDD: I’t go into the office with the swabs.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №98175
 20.05.2014
My granddaughter, I took your massage, don’t you mind?
What type of massage?
Pink is like that.
– Grandma, it’s not a mass... E-ye... it doesn’t mind.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №98174
 20.05.2014
Today, I finally understood why Godzilla came to soak giant mosquitoes. He was asleep all that time, and these fucks began to itch over his ear. So I had to wake up, turn on the lights, and go home to catch them. I understand the guy ?

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