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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №14853
 02.03.2009
SparkOfAHELL: I walk through the street, I walk past the store "Newborn goods". In the vitrine are hanged all kinds of slides and toys and photographs of smiling carapuses. And above all this, the inscription that just killed me: "Fly - you will not regret it!"...

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14852
 02.03.2009
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I am in the shower, washing myself. Suddenly I noticed blood flowing on my hand. I look at the whiplash and a nail runs out of it.
A damn damn repair.
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A tough man... Not from Chelyabinsk by chance?

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №14851
 02.03.2009
Gersh
Do you have the phone again?
Loki
EPTA
Loki
He is in jeans, jeans in laundry.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №14850
 02.03.2009
Dialogue in the ASEAN...

Theme 1: Hi! I clean my contact list. to remove you? You are who?
2: You are a fool.
2 : :D
I understand, my own
1 : : D
2nd Role *

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Ra is


[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №14849
 02.03.2009
and we here in Kuzbass in the city of Inter-Rechensk held a metal festival and named it "Uranovy Lom", thank you, old school Bash, for the name of the ohuen.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №14848
 02.03.2009
No one believes me in life!!and the (
Don’t go fucking, oh!! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №14847
 01.03.2009
She even kills cockroaches, saying, “Sorry, dear, you have such a fate.”

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №14846
 01.03.2009
by Fuck! Who is Cucci? Why are they all cold like him?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14845
 01.03.2009
XXX: How is it?
Fuck the shoppers.
xxx is?
YYY: Yes, caroch... the neighbors stumbled... from above which... read in the inlet... that if you stretch the film of the sort... and with all the pads on it... then the neighbors below the ceiling will be in the shit...
XDDDDDDDDDD
YYY: It’s not funny...I wanted a cat for a cat-matrix to shoot on a closed toilet...the basket flew onto me with the contents of a black hole...
I want such neighbors! ?
Yyy: I also want to)) but from below))

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14844
 01.03.2009
<Castle>: Let’s go for now
<kvaps>: good luck
It is said that, in the words of the Holy Spirit, “They are the people of the world, and they are the people of the world, and they are the people of the world.”
<Style>: Spy
<kvaps>: pjlst, call if they are over, I will drop, I have many more
<Castle>: I have
<kvaps> by Toda Verni
<kvaps>: my own
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<Richard>: I am not sorry
<kvaps>: You have taken me 23 extra
<kvaps>:,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, - here they are
<Greek>: Thoughts

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №14843
 01.03.2009
NiTRO (12:23:55 27/02/2009)
Hi to you! What do you do?

The Light (12:24:10 27/02/2009)
Ia na xody pishy,dorogy pere

NiTRO (12:24:23 27/02/2009)
Oh... hallow?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №14842
 01.03.2009
I watched MTS "Total 0! Rub per minute of conversation". Interestingly, do they know that the factor zero by definition is considered to be equal to a unit?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №14841
 01.03.2009
I’m back, but not for long.)
I’m glad, but not very much ?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №14840
 01.03.2009
The inhabitants of the village of Lohovo in the Irkutsk region have been trying to rename it Siberian for several years. Especially active for the new name is Lohov youth.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №14839
 01.03.2009
The "Golden Bark" is a very short period of time between "no let it go" and "b%^*t!and "

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №14838
 01.03.2009
On last.fm every performer users can add tags (so you would indicate the style).Here are the most popular tags:
True Russian Pedorastic Analcore
Degradation Syndrome
Emo Violence
Epic aizerbaidjan metal
Gansta emo
suicide depressive aggressive metal
True Black Metal
GOVNO KAKOE-TO
Huina
smell like in da parasha

[ + 551 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14837
 01.03.2009
And before the bombing and turbine were rubbers from the Baltics (from Riga, for example) with a filling inside, which was bluntly inflated, but was well stretched from wall to wall.
There were bags of milk under the triangular pyramid.
There were plastic Moroba Grandfathers and alarms on New Year's Mornings with sweets and chocolates.
There were drum phones that recorded the program "A" and its application - "AD libido" and, a little later - "FED 3". Photographs for 32, 64, 125 and 250 units. Manifestation and fixation in packets. Photo amplifier "Leningrad", red light, photo bathrooms in the bathroom.
Tailors for a tram for 3 pennies and a trolley bus with a bus for 4. Five in the subway and two in the phone machines. Goy paste from which any copper coin shone like gold.
Coffee for 3 cups with syrup and one without it.
The glasses were not in the machines.
Film for 10 copies for children and 25 for adults.
Are there people who still remember it?
Plush, if there is, although not likely! and :)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №14836
 01.03.2009
As long as desires are above possibilities, man has a goal.
(Author of the Orthodox)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №14835
 01.03.2009
Moving to the office. In order to save money, truckers were hired from the street. Sanek
where he caught whom. We sit down and decide where to start. comes
Link to:
Oh guys, there’s such a fight on the street, such a fight! some men
They broke each other. The Blood! Probably the police will come.
The first was Sanchez. With a scream: “Blin, I’d better not say it.”
Broke to the exit. A question stopped at the door:
Did he say that?
- Yes, in principle nothing, stand here, I say, I'll go, I'll find out what
and plans. Now you will decide who will be your chief.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14834
 01.03.2009
If you want a member to finally start working, just don’t.
Reelect him.

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