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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №48652
 09.06.2011
Sometimes she behaves as if she had been drowned in a cocaine chain as a child.
I will tell you more. She sometimes behaves in such a way that it creates the impression that she is still roaming there periodically.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №48651
 09.06.2011
I’m ready to admit that I have a total shortage.
I helped my friend yesterday to write a course that they didn’t have time, and in a hurry I wrote to her on the points, so that she could finish, keep, give and carry out at home. Today she sends me an excerpt from my writing:
Introduction (Strictly by Points - ACTUALITY, AIMS, TABLES - View all points of all chapters and write their title with the input word, object, subject, sources, composition and menus)

What kind of people are you blazing???? to

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48650
 09.06.2011
You know nothing about fear if you didn’t have a guitar in the middle of the night standing at the head of your bed.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №48649
 09.06.2011
If you change the zodiac sign, you will become a twin.
My mom and dad made me cancer and I will never be a twin.

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №48648
 09.06.2011
Qsom: How can you escape from 7 people?
Is the speed summed up?

[ + 124 - ] Comment quote №48647
 09.06.2011
The law of wickedness for unnecessary things: an unnecessary thing that is not thrown out in case you suddenly need it will not be needed until it is thrown out.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №48646
 09.06.2011
xxx: After we visited the check, I can open my service company "professional stamp counterfeiting of any complexity".

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №48645
 09.06.2011
It all looks like some sort of divorce:
Pepper can’t be fooled, but vodka can be.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №48644
 09.06.2011
From the news website:
Novosibirets, who got stones instead of the iPad, disappointed in online shopping

What would this be?

[ + 109 - ] Comment quote №48643
 09.06.2011
Today, all of the offices were...
Would you say: Fail?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :(

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №48642
 09.06.2011
Q: Why are you sitting so often in the Invisalign?
Everything is written, it gets bored.
Remove yourself from their contact lists so they don’t write.
Contact removed itself.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №48641
 09.06.2011
In Estonia there was a belief that evil spells cannot be touched.
young spouses if they slept out in their bed (!!!) The Bear.

O_O

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №48640
 09.06.2011
When will you all be taken to the army and the flow of stupid jokes about diplomas will end?! to

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №48639
 09.06.2011
xxx: how warm the words of the group member that he also doesn't remember before the exam)

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №48638
 09.06.2011
Archaeologists have discovered a 10-year-old tunnel

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №48637
 08.06.2011
I really realized that life all depends on you when I saw a photo of my former boss (nearly promoted to the director of a branch of a serious firm) in the album "The Best Workers 2005" in one notorious fast food café.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №48636
 08.06.2011
Previous: What is Civil Society?
Student: It is a society in which there are citizens who know they are citizens who live in a society.
Prep: What is it?! to
Student: Hey, do you want me to simplify my thinking for you?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №48635
 08.06.2011
Something you look like an artery today.
WOW: What is it? In the sense?
Tag: sleepy

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №48634
 08.06.2011
In the morning the alarm clock rings – I don’t have a alarm clock.
I trust my neighbor!
Early in the morning to work he will wake me up on time.
He has his concerns - the lesson begins.
...
The day goes by and I’m back at 5 p.m.

Now let’s count. At 17 o’clock she returns from work. She ends working at 16.00. 8-hour working day with lunch break. Therefore, it begins to work at 7-00. She leaves the house at 6 a.m. Therefore, exactly at five in the morning, this frost with the trumpet wakes the whole house every day!!! to
A wonderful neighbor, his mother. I would kill him.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №48633
 08.06.2011
Previously, grandmothers asked their grandchildren to put a thread in the needle, and in the future they would ask to introduce a capsule.

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