I read the news in the film: "Robots made a new series about animals for the Air Force".
First thought: Why do the Air Force need series at all?
Then came.

Grit so that doctors do not work with electrical monitors...who got to work! My classmate - a shop with cowards in the market, girls are sitting in the offices paper translated, two cosmetologists are working, one comprehensive boy legal off-site completed, so that the babble to crack, the second - a red diploma, talent, dissertation, such hopes... began to shoot the wedding on the video, and now he has a photo-video company...In general, from the group of 15 people the smartest - left medicine immediately. Two girls are working as therapists in the clinics - former twin girls who hate their work, but they are difficult to re-qualify, it is terrible and long, they have not yet mastered the computer, although they are forced...no enthusiasts, ready for free days to smell, and also all the responsibility to bear...they died in the 90s from hunger...

The smart!

Well, so they said - fools inadequate, and even frightened by terrible stories. Well, not almost in the real of the rapists, and so on, and the chance of rushing to a handful of those who are, disappearing small!

Tell it to those who have stumbled. Or those who have a close person, and if with a fatal outcome - then they will be especially interesting to listen to.

Valentine N: If you eat the first apple, does it mean you should have eaten the zero before?
Maristo: I always do that.

What’s wrong with American movies?
Yyy: Well, the kind there all go to psychologists from small to large. Everyone has stress and everyone gets rid of it for angry grandmothers.
zzz: Nuuu stupid, there would not be there to eat after work like a pig, to break a wife's rod to reassure, to take off on children, to kill someone in a drunken fight, that's life, that's what I understand.

Transmitting the next cathedral to the RPC, the school is explained by the fact that it was taken by force by the Communists and therefore illegal.
My great-grandfather took six cows and two horses from the oil battlefield during the sculpture, about which there was even a reference. Per it should be found in the documents of the grandfather this certificate and demand the state to return the stolen?

As an office plankton

So the office plankton - you are not working at all, but the advice to give is very good.

I am with you, comrade. My husband worked in the resuscitation. We walk - he has a shift, we sleep - he is at work, we have a vacation - he passes the session while there is time.
The office is not a job at all, but a complete holiday compared to medical activities.

I sit in a row to the service center, the movie shows, nobody pays attention, and here the heracles talk about couplets and compot, the entire male half, hyax, and all the heads from their smartphones to the telephone.)))
This is what men mean.)

When he was in the subway, he met a funny case: a man came in, sold a package of life in Russian, he was touched by a bald creature with the slogan: "Ty чому ruską rozmówljaš?". Here you are not Russia!", read: "That I will say to you in Ukrainian: You think that if I speak English here, you would have a salary in pounds?", and came out at the next station...

As the correspondent reports, at about 16:00 on Saturday, January 28, the sale of tickets to the museum "Isakievsky Cathedral" was suspended. This is due to the fact that the church service began at the central altar. As explained by the staff of the museum, this is the new rules, which were insisted in the diocese of St. Petersburg - to close the museum during the holding of Orthodox rites. There are about 30 believers at the service. 30 and Charles!! to

Tourists who are already in the museum are not expelled. Guides continue to work with excursion groups. But they are becoming less and less, because new ones are not allowed. It is also noted that the service will go until 18:00 - the cathedral will not be opened for visitors today.

A lady who was bored to read books with a matte, and you tried to read not the ugly widebody of the new time, but the old classical literature?
Even the Mopassana, which in earlier times was considered rather obscene literature, did not
Not only the matta, but also the details of sexual life.
List of literature is in libraries.

A nice girl doesn’t rub your nose when you accidentally break out your mother’s word. A really decent girl should ask what this word means.

I was in the subway and painted. There was a guy in front. Very very beautiful. (I am a normal woman, not a beautiful woman.) And suddenly he leaned, and with a gentle smile removed the hair that fell on my face.
I like the detectives. A thriller about maniacs. In general, I looked him in the eyes and imagined the history of our relationship, short but full of pain, suffering and bleeding. The young man apparently noticed the panic in my eyes, and rushed away.
So don’t worry guys, it’s not always up to you.

Your cat will grow up.
Gregory: I’m learning to defend myself in a relationship with a cat. I even had to shut up in the room to eat peelings fast and greedy.
Lili: From the shattered water sprayer well
Gregory: Well, how can you splash in this sweet sad moustache?
Darrie: You collect water and psh!
Alex is exactly! I have a pulserizer in every room. You never know where the cat is.

How to fight the loud music of neighbors?
YYY: Gather the winderwaffle from several microwaves and burn all the electronics to the hell.
XXX: Thanks for the advice!
ZZZ: Oh, it’s easy for you, but here is a small orphan, a disabled. I’m constantly crawling on the ceiling, I don’t know what to do.
YYY: You underestimate the microwave!

When I was a student, I had a friend who ate beef, pork, chicken, but didn’t eat fish. He motivated this by the fact that both cows and pigs and chickens are born to become meat and be eaten, and fish are free creatures and eat it incorrectly. This is the strange "vegetarianism".

xxx: On those sites where you can watch aircraft in real time, you need to write big letters that the aircraft can disappear from the radar for an hour and a half, because radars are not everywhere.
HHH: And then more. Does anyone need bricks?

It seems that we have begun to forget those glorious times, when on the road on a summer day walked embracing under the rain a donkey, a donkey, a spider and a wet oxygen.

The forgiveness

Buratino grew up and became known as Buratino Karlovich. solidly! = is

Gray Dry Boy
Turn with a broken hand
The charm of the deceased father
Tell me how he is called.

Unrecorded

The salary ended on 27. It appeared on the website of the state lottery. I bought a ticket for the last 100 rubles from the card, marked some 4 numbers on the right and left.
After 2 days came the SMS - I guessed 3 numbers (2 on the left and 1 on the right), won 100 rubles.
Now I don’t know what to do. Either it’s a sign that you need to try it again while you’re hot, or a warning: here’s your 100 rubles, fool, and don’t hope for your uncle!
The theory of probability in the universe. I am an optimist!)

I remembered here. He was young and went to the zoo with his father. We go from the subway, summer, the sun shines, a street musician plays. They work on several instruments at once. Slow up and listen. Here the uncle says - Oh, hello Vitka. Batin was known, a fellow student appeared. Well, they stood up, smoked, spent their lives. A, the musician and says to my father, he said "spatched" goes with a child, help the money out of him. I pulled my father a large note, I don't remember what, well, roughly speaking, a thousand. Kinney, he says, puts it in my coffin when it comes. And indeed, the same path goes the classic "new Russian". A raspberry jacket, a chain with my wrist, with it my daughter is small. We stand and listen to music. Dad’s friend begins to music with the maximum number of instruments. The girl says something to her broken dad. They stop, they watch. My brother, with such a contemptible look, casts away this businessman and lazyly gets the carpenter. He throws it into the cough. The new Russian is staring at us, playing the bullshit and also pulling his wallet. He throws a pair of banknotes, let it be in five pieces, in a coffre. The father makes the face of the humiliated man, cleans his wallet and hides his eyes. Well, and the new Russian is not in a hurry, the thriller is removed. This batin friend eventually gave for the help of the "stitch". My father refused, but he insisted. My father fed me ice cream that day.