I told your brother that you are my husband)))
ZZZ: O_o
Zzz: Do I have a brother?? to

You are stateless and uncultured.Hamlo and Pidaras, you are who.

49470 (saved 2009-02-26 at 18:20)
49293 (saved 2009-02-25 at 16:15)
Sanek
I am scared to sit on my chair.

Sanek
In China, a man in this chair killed him.

Sanek
Adjust the height of a compressed air balloon.

Sanek
He pulled him in the ass.
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Fucking guy, after this quote, my ass was sick and my stomach was sick, I was sick with the same chair and I wasn't so pleased (
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Don’t write this anymore, half-country is now afraid to go to work...

Quote from a drunk man:

by Fuck! Smooth like on the tomb of Plushchenko!

I love Russia:
Signify sick, sick as an enoto, called an ambulance, the doctor came, examined, and says: "Wow, you, the flu, but I will write an ARI, because. The Ministry of Health has not yet declared an influenza epidemic.
and :)

XHH: Dear, I have two news. One is bad, the other is very bad. Which to start?
Go with the bad!
I broke my car. Injection, scratch and scratch (
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Very bad what?? to
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Do not come near me!!! to

I go I mean by the point =) I see the light on and I hear who is there with the newspaper whistling) Let me think I scare) Slowly crawling I hit the fist sho ejs дури on the door))I hear something whistling into the water and such a sad voice: well, a gun, I don't read the head)))

I watched the movie The phenomenon, very liked the moment, show different countries, everyone dies from the toxin, entire cities die out, people escape by fleeing. They show Russia - two old ladies in anti-gases, quietly sitting in front of the television, watching all these news and hanging a sweater.

First of all, the director is crazy :)
The second: what is it?
The first: in the Bachillas, the office makes everyone walk, including customers... not a firm, but a psychiatric hospital, idiotic shit.
The second one is Ebay))
The first: an entire box of bagels at the entrance and a hose with dirty ones.
====== to the next day.
Good morning in the Bahamas. ?
The first is the shoes :)
The first: but our system manager was most upset about this:))) the last day came in the last! He says he has no second shoes!and ?
The first: it’s crawling in the hallway and laughing everywhere)))

K to:

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49300 (saved 2009-02-25 at 16:40)
We go with comrades (3 bodies), smoke hunting, the stores are already closed, and to the nearest kiosk to go a long time. I see the smell.
Do you give me a cigarette?
This wondered me whispered and whispered at the houses... You frightened the people with your whispers.
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Despite my considerable size (2m, gym), I am usually served with cigarettes. Maybe because the phrase "Sorry, you can’t find a cigarette?" sounds somewhat more peaceful?

CEHbKA: We have a show of Vickyuk here. 'Onegina Online' is called. Fuck the shit, I found it.
CEHbKA: The next, probably, will be released by Dostoevsky, 'Old.net'

A resident of Bashkiria received 4 years of colony for a police officer's bust

The man who killed a schoolgirl was sentenced to four years in prison

Does anyone else believe in our state?

49213 (saved 2009-02-25 at 03:00)
The Comrade! February has only 28 days! Pay for the Internet!
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Unfortunately, we finally saw a warning of this kind not on the last day (or at all when it was late), as it usually was.

xxx(11:04:07 26/02/2009)
Why do men fuck such shit?

yyy (11:04:19 26/02/2009)
What is that?)

yyy (11:05:04 26/02/2009)
Will your husband get you?

xxx (11:05:09 26/02/2009)
I'm working with my ex so that I'm still printing a photo of smoke attached to my face and runs screaming "love!

Inside was a repair. A couple in history. Prepod tells about the fact that in ancient times the door was considered a luxury, and therefore they placed a guard on them so that the door would not be sealed (there were cases). After a second the door opens, the Tajik enters, removes the door from the cock and takes it away.
The curtain.

In the process of discussing mass cuts in the company was born the slogan of a new action: Agree to resign three colleagues, and keep your workplace!

We sit six in the bar at the stand, we order 100 grams of vodka.The bartender with us, shy without hesitation, takes an untouched bottle of vodka 0.5 l and unwaveringly spills it for 6 feet.

Spe
What do you think of the collapsing tetraider?
Solnue
Yes is
Spe
Yes to?
Solnue
Yes is.

See also: 23 February! % of))
And you are on March 8th! Are we in calculation?

XXX: I can’t eat any more peelings
YYYYYYY: =
XXX: I’m going to torture the cowboys =)
YYY: OO major
YYY: With what?
with meat = (