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[ + 85 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48632
 08.06.2011
Mccvinn: Yesterday I walked with a little boy (2 years) in the yard. And we are building something there, mountains of sand and land filled, well fun. Nearby walks a girl 5 years old, charming, well seriously - long light hair, pale pink dress, etc.Nikitka (son) all the time, naturally, flows toward these mountains of sand, interestingly, the girl approaches me and says: and on these mountains you cannot climb. I deep-mindedly kick my head, I agree - yes, say, and really can't, you can fall, there can be glasses, and dirty.. the girl looks at me skeptically and I would say sad, and thoughtfully says: in general, my mom said that this word is ugly and it can't be said... but how can I say that you understand well?! Uncle, if your child will climb this sand, the evil workers will immediately come and take you away!! to
Takes his hand and leaves.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №48631
 08.06.2011
Answers from Google
"How quickly will you get rid of the scarring?"
One of the stones
"Scroll in the pants, then the smell of shit will break the smell of garlic";

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №48630
 08.06.2011
My husband said, I have breasts like I was in first class.
I can be proud! I have first class breasts :)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №48629
 08.06.2011
thx(22:18:18 7/06/2011)
What should I do to forgive me?and ((

Wicked (22:18:31 7/06/2011)
Marry me

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №48628
 08.06.2011
I wonder why I don’t live in Russia.
Probably God loves you.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №48627
 08.06.2011
An explanation was given today.
I, XX, was late to work because the workers were removing the asphalt under my window. I did not hear the alarm and fell asleep.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №48626
 08.06.2011
XXX: People, and who where audio books are downloaded
YYY: Well, if we agree on the price, I can read you out loud.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №48625
 08.06.2011
XXX: Our chief admin makes all the ugliness
X: I am afraid of it.
What about PCHI?
We are neighbors, we have a common balcony
XX: my cat has his cat
XXX: Right in His Eyes
WOW and WOW???? to
He thought she was a cat.

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №48624
 08.06.2011
Status of acquaintance:

Beethoven, being absolutely deaf, wrote beautiful symphonies. Why can’t I, being absolutely stupid, write great scientific works?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №48623
 08.06.2011
In the military commando, the lieutenant sends out the new recruits, pressing the agenda in shaking pencil:
You are going to the army! Stop asking stupid questions!
He immediately cried out:
Now they will be asked to you!


[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №48622
 08.06.2011
Hard to be
I went out with my brother in a clean field to see the meteor rain. clear night, deafness, teenage depression because of the girls.
There are no normal girls in the world.
Brother: Yes, no...
I: Maybe we’ll be gay?
Nor are normal boys either.

[ + 37 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48621
 08.06.2011
I came up with how to use homosexuals, since they do not have children, let them eliminate all kinds of chestnuts with Chernobyl type radiation.

[ + 49 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48620
 08.06.2011
07/06/2011 Skype has fallen
I want to buy all the drug business after Skype MS.
Alcohol companies, guns and prostitutes. Indicators should fall.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №48619
 08.06.2011
Does anyone have temporary tattoos?
Tagged: small bar

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №48618
 08.06.2011
He was in the administration of the GIBDD in court, met an unfamiliar lawyer.
I: Are you here as a lawyer?
He: Yes, and as who else?
I complain, and I am an accused.
He: Well, who studied for whom...

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №48617
 08.06.2011
xxx: Here you are all fanatical of the romantics who write under the windows "Sunnychko, I love you"... And we have one cynic wrote on the asphalt: "Kсюš, you are an unhappy fool!"
I wake up in the morning, look out the window and the mood rises.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №48616
 08.06.2011
From Twitter
Who does not work, is Skype.


[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №48615
 08.06.2011
I recently walked with my daughter. I go into our yard, and we have a large cottage there, you can sit on both sides. Two boys ride on the hill, 10 years old, and next to a girl about the same age. We approach them and they decide to give in to the little one, that is, my daughter. They ask the girl to stop them, and she says:
No, stop yourself, or I’ve already broken my hand.
Then she quietly added to her nose:
And then the second, too.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №48614
 08.06.2011
Blogging is the easiest and fastest way to tell the world why you are not interested in anyone.

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48613
 08.06.2011
XXX: The Blind
How many calories are in an apple and regular white bread?
The best answer:
I don't know how many colours are in an apple, but I'm having my birthday today and I'm sitting at a friend's house drunk. If something is wrong, forgive me.

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