Mccvinn: Yesterday I walked with a little boy (2 years) in the yard. And we are building something there, mountains of sand and land filled, well fun. Nearby walks a girl 5 years old, charming, well seriously - long light hair, pale pink dress, etc.Nikitka (son) all the time, naturally, flows toward these mountains of sand, interestingly, the girl approaches me and says: and on these mountains you cannot climb. I deep-mindedly kick my head, I agree - yes, say, and really can't, you can fall, there can be glasses, and dirty.. the girl looks at me skeptically and I would say sad, and thoughtfully says: in general, my mom said that this word is ugly and it can't be said... but how can I say that you understand well?! Uncle, if your child will climb this sand, the evil workers will immediately come and take you away!! to
Takes his hand and leaves.

Answers from Google
"How quickly will you get rid of the scarring?"
One of the stones
"Scroll in the pants, then the smell of shit will break the smell of garlic";

My husband said, I have breasts like I was in first class.
I can be proud! I have first class breasts :)

thx(22:18:18 7/06/2011)
What should I do to forgive me?and ((

Wicked (22:18:31 7/06/2011)
Marry me

I wonder why I don’t live in Russia.
Probably God loves you.

An explanation was given today.
I, XX, was late to work because the workers were removing the asphalt under my window. I did not hear the alarm and fell asleep.

XXX: People, and who where audio books are downloaded
YYY: Well, if we agree on the price, I can read you out loud.

XXX: Our chief admin makes all the ugliness
X: I am afraid of it.
What about PCHI?
We are neighbors, we have a common balcony
XX: my cat has his cat
XXX: Right in His Eyes
WOW and WOW???? to
He thought she was a cat.

Status of acquaintance:

Beethoven, being absolutely deaf, wrote beautiful symphonies. Why can’t I, being absolutely stupid, write great scientific works?

In the military commando, the lieutenant sends out the new recruits, pressing the agenda in shaking pencil:
You are going to the army! Stop asking stupid questions!
He immediately cried out:
Now they will be asked to you!

Hard to be
I went out with my brother in a clean field to see the meteor rain. clear night, deafness, teenage depression because of the girls.
There are no normal girls in the world.
Brother: Yes, no...
I: Maybe we’ll be gay?
Nor are normal boys either.

I came up with how to use homosexuals, since they do not have children, let them eliminate all kinds of chestnuts with Chernobyl type radiation.

07/06/2011 Skype has fallen
I want to buy all the drug business after Skype MS.
Alcohol companies, guns and prostitutes. Indicators should fall.

Does anyone have temporary tattoos?
Tagged: small bar

He was in the administration of the GIBDD in court, met an unfamiliar lawyer.
I: Are you here as a lawyer?
He: Yes, and as who else?
I complain, and I am an accused.
He: Well, who studied for whom...

xxx: Here you are all fanatical of the romantics who write under the windows "Sunnychko, I love you"... And we have one cynic wrote on the asphalt: "Kсюš, you are an unhappy fool!"
I wake up in the morning, look out the window and the mood rises.

From Twitter
Who does not work, is Skype.

I recently walked with my daughter. I go into our yard, and we have a large cottage there, you can sit on both sides. Two boys ride on the hill, 10 years old, and next to a girl about the same age. We approach them and they decide to give in to the little one, that is, my daughter. They ask the girl to stop them, and she says:
No, stop yourself, or I’ve already broken my hand.
Then she quietly added to her nose:
And then the second, too.

Blogging is the easiest and fastest way to tell the world why you are not interested in anyone.

XXX: The Blind
How many calories are in an apple and regular white bread?
The best answer:
I don't know how many colours are in an apple, but I'm having my birthday today and I'm sitting at a friend's house drunk. If something is wrong, forgive me.