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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №113073
 07.05.2015
Juliya: watched cartoon "In Search of Nemo"?)
Maxim: Yes
Juliya: Do you remember the fish, Tori?
Maxim: her
That’s why you remind me of her.)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113072
 07.05.2015
Dacha is a monster of some sort. You will go out in the morning to write, just not waking up, and already crawl beds without washing and not having breakfast.)))

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №113071
 07.05.2015
YYY: What do you want?
XXX: Mercedes... S250... white
YYY: No, give me what I can.
XXX: 2008... they are cheaper

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №113070
 07.05.2015
The case was in 1991.I served a term.I lie in the hospital.The time is an hour of the night.Wake up a nursing nurse."A fighter take someone needs one merchandise from the bed to the morgot"I immediately realize that this is not my duty,but from this you can pick up not a bad hatchback.In the army at the time there were 4. Eat, sleep, drink and have sex. I instantly calculate the probability and get at the output almost 100 percent chance of getting alcohol. What do I get the answer – what do you need? I answer - 200 grams of alcohol.I see that the face hasn't broken "I add to everyone"Getting something like a baby and you won't crack?Does the harry not crack?I said no. The consent was given. I will be a guy. by character Mercury! Will you drink? Who is he to kill? I’ve killed, let’s hide the body. He is where? I fucking will find! In the sea, he is brilliant.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113069
 07.05.2015
Somewhere five years ago, with a periodicity of once every six months-a year, I was called by an unknown male voice in a clear submission-hello, who are you, you are not my ex, etc?
I asked to remove my phone number, when I first guessed, I just dropped it.
And yesterday I sit with a friend, I drink martini, a call, because I was waiting for my son, and he could not call from his, then I answer and hear the same crying voice.
After reading, you ask who?
I'm a whitewoman, if you don't stop calling, the next time I'll read about Ruslan and Ludmila and I'll call, we sit with a friend we laugh, a minute after 15 calls, I turn on a loud call and I hear - Ir, I recognized you, you already work in the library?
The children fled from another room to our wild hook.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №113068
 07.05.2015
From the discussion of the fresh law-explanation of the information, undesirable children.

<<<1. encouraging children to commit acts that pose a threat to their life and (or) health.>>>>

Call to serve in the army. It poses a threat to their life and health. c) Amarao

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №113067
 07.05.2015
I read the gender joke here, and I realized that my husband and I were the perfect couple, hell! I am fat, he is poor. Maybe that’s the secret that we’ve been together for eight years. % of

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113066
 07.05.2015
XHH: Apparently, this chicken during her lifetime suffered from typhus, scabies and Spartacus.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113065
 07.05.2015
Oh my God! What is that on your neck?! to
This is Sasha. The son of us. 24 is soon.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113064
 07.05.2015
They met on the dating site, not while waiting at the bus stop. It is natural for a man to be interested in sex. And a woman, if not a fool, also understands that.
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If a man is only interested in sex, then this should be before a real meeting. Only you don’t do that, because in most cases you’ll be silently placed on a blacklist. If you offer sex on a first date, who are you looking for? And it’s not even about morality, but about the elementary instinct of self-preservation. You come to a strange man home, and there are seven others waiting for you and let go around. Or you will get a sleeping pill, and in the morning you will wake up locked in a basement, where you will be held against your will and raped. In addition, they can kill you. It is also not worth bringing to yourself, you will get a blow to the head and wake up in an empty apartment if you wake up. And I do not have a sick fantasy, I have an uncle as an investigator working and such cases are crazy and nearby. And how many diseases can not be protected by a condom. They are transmitted by air droplets. I’m positive about sex and when I don’t have a permanent partner, I have friends for sex. But sex with a stranger is to be a brainless chicken in order to agree to it.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113063
 06.05.2015
We watch football, grandmother in the village, match "Zenit"- "Spartak". Babula (B) - a person away from football, asks questions and comments during the game.

B: I think who plays "Zenit" and "Spartak"?
I: Well yes...
B: Well, these are the Russians, and why are the Negroes running there?
I: They are playing, grandmother, for money.
B: Aaaah, so the white ones don’t want to play themselves and let them go instead?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №113062
 06.05.2015
Anatas: There is a separate boiler in hell for those who talk about separate boilers in hell.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №113061
 06.05.2015
They help society (especially men) to be less aggressive in everyday life, because lack is the root of many evils. If there were no prostitutes, rape would be almost the norm, and so paid-satisfied, and everyone is well. If you are not aware of the benefits to society of this or that group, then read on the subject, look at the statistics there, well, I don't know. These are good bees, do not stumble on them, better feel about what goats they sometimes have to deal with. If they had not, it would be possible that you or your relatives would have. Personally, I am concerned in this business only its illegal status: the phenomenon is nowhere to go, so it would be better to legalize and provide girls with social and legal protection. They would pay taxes too, okay, don’t they?
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You are just like a little boy. It is not possible, because they undermine the foundations, shake the scraps and... In short, paid women are grossly dumped compared to free women - so that a slight such lobby movement is automatically formed against them.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113060
 06.05.2015
From the online game forum:
xxx: All the weekend played this shit with nick "Govassik". I realized that I had achieved success when someone near me appeared with nick "GovashikPidor".

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113059
 06.05.2015
Well, in general, they’re both at the top of the food chain where they live, so it’s controversial.

Nihera, the lion eats the fleas!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113058
 06.05.2015
He can do anything, he’s a thief.
YYU: What a funny mistake.
XXX: This is not a mistake.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113057
 06.05.2015
One day half of the class came to school in jeans.
XHH: What the cool responds: "If you wear jeans, you are prone to suicide"
I never thought comfortable clothes would be so dangerous.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №113056
 06.05.2015
Vasilyev was given a conditional sentence, lol.
He was fined 800 million rubles.
Theft of $3 billion.
They do not burn at all.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №113055
 06.05.2015
I lived well under Soviet power. You lie down, you eat from the bubble, the diapers change...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №113054
 06.05.2015
The plot of the domestic mini-series: "A police officer retires and buys a restaurant..." Boys are not burning at all.

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