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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №14804
 27.02.2009
Fuck the Christ. You will see my uniqueness. I fell asleep with a thermometer in my ass.
Have you slept well?
I woke up so happy ?
WOW: to try something.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №14803
 27.02.2009
If you are in Prague, you will eat the cake of Prague... Only it is not called Prague, but Zaher.
You come to the store:
Give me a Prague cake.
and Zachary?
I just want to try.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №14802
 27.02.2009

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Have you fired?
WOW :
Aha...
xxxxxxxxxxx:
You were promoted, right?! to
WOW :
This was the last drop - after the promotion began to get 300 rubles less!! to

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №14801
 27.02.2009
Dimon21 (22:33:52 24/02/2009)
Where are you going to be? - Would you go? - Would you go?

Dimon21 (22:34:05 24/02/2009)
Ups, not there

Revan (22:38:39 24/02/2009)
It is fucking :(

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №14800
 27.02.2009
XXX: What if the water was like inets?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Imagine washing yourself in the shower and hook - the water turns off like you spent your hundred liters.
YYY : LOL
XXX and tariffs
xxx: Test rate "Rosinka" for newly connected - 15 liters.
xxx: Line of tariffs "City" - 100 200 and 500.
YYY : Ahah!
xxx: And line of unlimited tariffs "Aquarius" with limitation of pressure in the crane
YYY: * rofl *

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №14799
 27.02.2009
Previously (in the Soviet Union) boys collected various devices of an unknown purpose (from any shit that got under the hand) - now they grew up and called themselves Linux X)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №14798
 27.02.2009
Veterans of Basha! I appeal on behalf of all who have recently arrived here. We were all interested in the story of the fate of a cat named Scuco. Please quote a quote about it.
Please support and quote!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №14797
 27.02.2009
A College Sex Comedy (2003)

And if translated correctly, the cash fees would break the Titanic in pieces! and a cat.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №14796
 27.02.2009
A 45-year-old woman from the Congo burned herself in protest that she was banned from opening a store in Luxembourg. p.s The idiotism!
Did you allow the store to open?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №14795
 27.02.2009
Compatible pleasant with pleasant: a condom of poppy polyethylene!!! Sex is done!! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №14794
 27.02.2009
XXX: AAAA is such a crown!! to
YYYY :? )
xxx: Shorter than a couple of days, we were replaced by a predecessor one who fights for attendance. And here two guys from the group were late for half a couple, went to him to celebrate.
He asks why he is late. One for family circumstances.
yyy : )))))))
The second looked at him and the teacher and added: We are not together.

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №14790
 27.02.2009
My friend worked at a company. The production was in the basement, well, they rented the neighboring basement. Inside, from their own in the second they broke the wall and put the door. And there was also an exit to the street, with a hollow wooden door. They thought, and sealed the wooden door from within.

And what do you think, next week, when they came to work, they found a broken wooden door.

I imagine how it was. Thieves break the door in anticipation of a large theft, and there is a wall.

P.S A clear example of the work of firewall'a. So you can absolutely any misunderstanding to explain how firewall works.

Quote 5 with a plus :D

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №14789
 27.02.2009
and Loki:
The method of compulsory social survey by sending pictures with kissing gay people was revealed as follows:
Comments of type
"I went to the ass" - 3pcs
"Fubble" - 7 pieces
"scuco" 4 pieces
And one smiling smiley – one piece from you!! to
I conclude that you are Mersky Ahtung and with you in the company hope to keep a point!
Am I a prairie?
Filed to:scuco
Tagged: coast coast

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №14788
 27.02.2009
XXX: News of quantum physics. Schrödinger’s cat played a potential box.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №14787
 27.02.2009
A cynical medical humor.

Wear a cat for castration. I am undergoing an operation, standing in the hallway, dying of horror and pity. Instruments lie behind the door, and suddenly the veterinarian says to the nurse: "Well, this is for you for the soup...".

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14786
 27.02.2009
Q: How are you doing?
The Monthly...
Ooooh, my own too...
Go to beer?
by Ilya Go

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №14785
 27.02.2009
We have colds in Moscow: -15
We are warm: 15

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14784
 27.02.2009
Hey, the boring ones that search engines on request "pickup" give out the themes of droppers, not machines. Learn to go crazy. We choose "Advanced search", indicate the words that should NOT be present on the page (babi, porovo, enlarge the member), and forward! At the same time, wear jeans with sleeves.
Plus those who know this wonderful function.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №14783
 27.02.2009
In winter, people in electric cars are divided into 2 types:
People who close the door behind themselves when entering the wagon.
2 Fools

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №14782
 27.02.2009
XHH : P.S Can you hurt your other half?
I only have my ass in half...which one?

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