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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №113053
 06.05.2015
On the fifth day it came: after sex I immediately fall to sleep, and she goes to play an archage, and no one interferes with her, does not occupy the computer. This is female deception!
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I now know what the word "tebb**si" looks like.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113052
 06.05.2015
<Chaser> funny situation when I came to drink tea, and there word for word she complained that her vibrator broke
<Chaser> decided to check on the spot
<Chaser> good, I carry a multimeter with me
<Chaser> and a pair of screws
<xxx> I’m going to get rid of it :)
<xxx> on the phrase "no decided on site to check"
<xxx> and then also introduced a multimeter and a pair of screws
<xxx> to become, and why a multi-meter?)
<Chaser> Ommeters
<xxx> if it shows a great resistance - you can't continue
<xxx> for this period give...)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113051
 06.05.2015
It seems that I am gradually beginning to catch up with where my reputation of an unattainable, high-moral virgin came from. Every time I invited my male friends for tea, we drank tea! Cake that I love cooked. Who is to blame that I just like to eat in nice company and crash with guys? I could offer something in a direct text. I am also very straightforward.)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113050
 06.05.2015
Mmm: Listen, do you want me to give you the phone of a man who is head of the northern district? He organizes a unique tour of the Golans.
Hhh thank you! All my life I dreamed of a fun walk on the mine fields of the Middle East!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113049
 06.05.2015
Qqq: I was waiting for the bus at Kozhukhovskaya, in front of the car market, and this is what I will tell you: a man with a volga extinguisher in his hands looks like he went out to protect his home from a sudden invasion.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №113048
 06.05.2015
The dollar was 67, now 51.
"And let’s cut prices by a quarter!"-
None of the sellers said.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113047
 06.05.2015
XX: Interestingly, what was found illegal in aerography... I can understand why you can’t buy bowls, pistols, toning glasses in your lisapets. But what didn’t aircraft hit them?
YYY: type distracts drivers on the road from what accidents are
XXX: Then Bab should be banned
XX: I go, and they distract me

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №113046
 06.05.2015
How many men here... why do I and couples I know have sex – not a favor from a woman, but a normal, pleasant for everyone, the process? Why do you choose women who do not want sex with you initially or perceive it as a way to get material goods? A huge number of women love high-quality sex, just many women need more time to warm up and generally have a key to each vagina to have an orgasm and other joys. But if you, reading this post, do not find it necessary to unleash your woman, ask her how she is more pleasant and teach her to be pleasant to you, then you deserve the barrel with which you live.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №113045
 06.05.2015

Where to steal 3 billion rubles? I will surrender to the authorities, pay a billion dollar fine and ask for a sentence of 60 years.
All the rest of life to cross the road only on a zebra and green, to regularly visit medical examinations, to move the old lady across the road and not to swim for bucks. I will lead an exceptionally sober way of life, weighing the feeds and scratches. If they can endure, sing in the church choir.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113044
 06.05.2015
The train, the plaque. I woke up early to wash. I look at the display: it is written that the toilet is occupied. Half an hour passes. A man goes to the toilet with a towel. Somewhere in my mind, a fool, you can’t read, a man opens the toilet door and a row of passengers builds behind him. I think I’m a fool here...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №113043
 06.05.2015
The news:
Olympic champion in jumps with the sixth Elena Isinbayeva signed a contract for service in the Russian army.

Commentary :
And here the General Staff of Ukraine is like this: "Blin, you will have to build a wall 2 meters higher..."

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113042
 06.05.2015
From their reports it stably follows that China is bad with Buddhism, India is bad with Hinduism, the Paschals are digged wrong, Mecca is not where it should be, in Arkhangelsk they are not in the churches in the rhythm, in general everything is bad everywhere, except clearly which country, where, for example, a transgender mate can marry a gay mother with a TV. The Commission on International Religious Freedom is burning with the desire to show everyone everything - it would be happy to show astronauts - how to fly, peasants - how to sow, striptease - how to show, but the money is only enough for a file in PDF format with suffering about how everything is bad.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113041
 06.05.2015
Once I read in this group a story about how a guy was standing at the box office in a store and he lacked the little things to buy and then he noticed that the cashier, whether the mark of the right hand on the chest, or any other IP accessory. And he did not get confused and said two promising words: "VALAR MORGULIS." The treasurer answered "VALAR DOHAERIS" and forgave him the missing amount. I got into the same situation. Except for a few details: it was after 23:00 and I was buying alcohol, and there was an IP T-shirt on the cashier without attachment to the big house. She refused to sell me and I decided to test the fate, but instead of two loving words, I said (and I reminded me wanted to drink): "North remembers"! In response to what I received: "Best wishes from the Lannister"! As you can see, I did not drink that night!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113040
 06.05.2015
Have you heard of Error 300? and :)
YYY: Just about the one that Xerxes originated

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113039
 06.05.2015
xxx: Maternal is a metamorph of non-verbal thinking. One expression "this cowboy", it is such a fundamentalism that it is up to the skin when you imagine all its limitlessness.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №113038
 06.05.2015
Oh, another believes that he is not given because he is poor:

I’m sure you don’t want to be a free sponsor. must be so. But here’s the fact that there are girls who will agree to meet you just for sex – I don’t believe. Such things do not exist in nature. Girls don’t need sex as such, it only interests them as a source of material value.
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If you did not lie down on the first requirement, it is because the girls are selective about who they will go to bed with, and the presence of a baby here is not even in the top ten selection criteria. Going to bed with a fool is just disgusting, even if you really want sex. You probably don’t understand. You’ll jump on whatever he offers, even if he’s a fool, even if he’s a fool, only if he’s a fool. Well, this is the trouble - they do not offer, even fools and scratches. And that’s all because they need a baby, well, what else!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113037
 06.05.2015
xxx: jumped here in the reception room, the boss was not there, so the secretary to me so darkly: "Oh, Igoryaša, and throw me a stick for a selfie." And this stick I saw on the undercover only later when I came into myself.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №113036
 06.05.2015
Leave the Prostitute
They help society (especially men) to be less aggressive in everyday life, because lack is the root of many evils. If there were no prostitutes, rape would be almost the norm, and so paid-satisfied, and everyone is well. If you are not aware of the benefits to society of this or that group, then read on the subject, look at the statistics there, well, I don't know. These are good bees, do not stumble on them, better feel about what goats they sometimes have to deal with. If they had not, it would be possible that you or your relatives would have. Personally, I am concerned in this business only its illegal status: the phenomenon is nowhere to go, so it would be better to legalize and provide girls with social and legal protection. They would pay taxes too, okay, don’t they?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №113035
 06.05.2015
We met today on a website. I thought my first three may days of alcohol was a gesture. The Naive:

Nothing to want from day to day. The movie began to watch.

Sherhan12006: I’ll see it tomorrow. If I don’t go to the stall. I’t forget to pay for it, or I’ll think again a week, what fucking it doesn’t work.

Vitam: Cool you think sometimes wink

Sherhan12006: It was so at the beginning of the month.
Yes, this is, in principle, still a fig, a week, in one year I could not understand what was happening - May is a month, and the leaves are yellow and fall. It turned out that at the end of September...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №113034
 06.05.2015
When someone here writes, “My five copies for this... I want to give ten, but only so that he doesn’t write anything.

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