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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №65673
 17.06.2012
[TimeParadox]: I think this is good or bad.
Nitros: What exactly
[TimeParadox]: In short, the essence is: I sit, listen to music. Rammstein is included and at the same time the cat is looking unhappy at me.
You have the wrong cat.
[TimeParadox]: Switched to “Metallica,” the cat smiled and went to bed, quite shaking his ear.
[Nitros]: Hm
[Nitros]: and that is good
You have a cat, you have an old cat.
[TimeParadox]: Here I have the same thought.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №65672
 17.06.2012
Do you love hockey?
I watch as closely as the Quidditch tournament.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65671
 17.06.2012
from ZJ haez:
Good morning the keyboard.
Do you want coffee?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №65670
 17.06.2012
AHTOlllKA: When I came to the RAS European Institute to meet the scientist, he was lazy, and he sent me instead to the round table on the introduction of a single currency for the CIS countries, which began 10 minutes later in the same building. At the round table was a bunch of deputies, members of the Federation Council, rector of MGIMO and Gerashchenko. During the hourly discussion, it quickly became clear that the idea was silly, and Gerashchenko generally fell asleep, and woke up only to say that everyone had to talk on a nonsense topic and go to the banquet, we cried))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №65669
 17.06.2012
There are two guys at the bus station.

Is it so hot, can we get this village? Go to Kill.

I got my tickets and left. There are soldiers in Russian villages.

[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65668
 17.06.2012
I came to host my parents-pensioners who live in Perm. I recently had the internet. Join the Wai Fai. I ask for a password. Mother brings a well-preserved paper.
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The hard pensioners!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №65667
 17.06.2012
XXX: We don’t go into the hoops!
YYY: Did you now so gently hint that you don’t live in Russia?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №65666
 17.06.2012
Red Gigurda: Throw the titles of books with the original plot (unusual)
Lenka: K. Chukovsky "Tarakaniště" A criminal thriller about freezing that terrorizes the local population. The least morally stable fellow citizens, in an atmosphere of oppressive fear, descend to cannibalism and meaningless brutal murders. The dismissed authority offers to execute the newly-appointed criminal leader of two girls and drugs, but even the most courageous and experienced mercenaries proved powerless before the tyrant. But here from distant countries comes a gray and invisible boy who does not like this situation very much.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №65665
 17.06.2012
What do these birds eat?
After such a storm! He grabbed the bush to the laying position, washed off the rope from underneath the blanket, but the pigeon guano from the roof of the lower balcony did not even lose sight.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65664
 17.06.2012
Some people think that women make us weaker.
Someone is stronger.
I think women make us.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №65663
 17.06.2012
Ever since my child started walking, I’ve been looking for a TV controller in the washing machine.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №65662
 17.06.2012
Disputes on Torrent

Mistakes, failures... better buy a license
Buffalo: not better but more expensive... by the way, you are not a tatar at the time?
I guess I guessed it? 😉
Buffalo: You are burning with your comments, you are neither Russian nor Jewish.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №65661
 17.06.2012
If your husband:
1st I drove for the disc with the game to the other end of the city.
2nd I’m glad you work on the weekend. It can be placed in plasma.
Three For the phrase "o, see - breasts" the reaction of zero...
Then, with a high probability, you can see the diabolic brain. and :)

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65660
 17.06.2012
Evgeny Onegin is a typical hipster and major, because he:

The hero does not work.
Living on another’s account.
Tushes on cockroaches and cloves.
It is made of cheap pants.
Giving away normal girls.
Making a manicure.
She complains of depression.
by Gandon

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №65659
 17.06.2012
From the top "Aliens better not look for".

X: Famous American physicist Stephen Hawking insists on ending the SETI (Search for Alien Civilizations) project as soon as possible. The fears of the scientist are based on the fact that representatives of a civilization, who managed to catch the calling Earth and appear on the call, with a high probability can show aggression towards the Earthans. According to astronomers, stopping the SETI project makes no sense, since humanity has already had a good time to "inherit" in space. In addition to the radio signals sent into space as part of the SETI project, the Earth has been actively signaling its existence through television, radio and radar over the past 60 years. Astronomers joke that the first American comedies, released in 1951, have already spread to 6,000 star systems. If one of them has a highly developed civilization, it already knows about our existence.

Y: When they see House 2, I think the star of death will come.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №65658
 17.06.2012
Prosecutors requested 2
Longer than 62 years old
A philanthropist?

In the U.S., amnesty is very common, and lawyers can charge with appeals. It is for this reason that for serious crimes there are deadlines that knowingly exceed the life of a person. To after the appeal, the judge dropped a couple of decades of sentence, and the defendant still broke up in jail.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №65657
 16.06.2012
nt> the carpet must be removed
lx> No place to hang and nothing to beat
nt> At the children's playground on the tournament, baseball beat
Lx> Shame on the neighbors
nt> and we at night
lx> In masks, and without fuel, I’m going to scream "where is the money, shit?!And you are complaining "do not beat me, I will return everything!"

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №65656
 16.06.2012
Aaaaaah, the man you woke up by a friend, at the stadium, during the match Ukraine-France – you made my day!
So exactly to transmit the attitude to the game of Ukraine in this match will not be able to any comments!!!! to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №65655
 16.06.2012
Stumon: Remember, you asked to show your breasts and said "only after the wedding"?
alfeya74: You are late, I already have a husband
So let’s show it!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №65654
 16.06.2012
The mother democracy:
To cook with meat or without?
I: as you want.
A: There is no meat.
I: So what is the choice?
I can’t cook at all :)

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