From Tabu

To find a reason to drink is the first sign of alcoholism.
Drink it for no reason.

Soon it is summer. Urgently weakened. Tomorrow I will sit on the strawberries.
and UGU. Boris Moiseev also sits on the cucumbers, and then unnoticedly takes them out of the store.

It has long been known that you should not put a song that you like on the alarm clock.
So, choosing a course topic associated with something very interesting is also not worth it. One interest less, one hatred more.

The Companion. Neighboring students write their diplomas. One asks the others, having in mind where to mark the end:
Where will we go when we give it up?
In the army.

I go with a young man to the park. The weather is good, the birds sing, the sunshine, the mood elevated. I am pleased to put my bag on a long strap. Near there is an equally positive dirty canave, sufficiently deep, wrapped up with a nice rush. I hold the bag tightly, but for the case, I clarify:
“Sun, and if I break my bag in the cane right now, will you get it?
If you fall, you will fall by yourself. I’ll be watching and roasting from here.
After a short pause, with a breath:
Whom I am deceiving...

Black Alkas are outraged by the fact that heat is only white.

Half life is nothing, half life is nothing.

This is all:

...collective, on the control panel, small, large... in general, I take a step in their direction, but... in a moment I remember that I am 23 years old and sadly continue to melt to products...

I am 28 years old, I have two beautiful daughters 2.5 and 1.5 years old, but fucking! Every time my wife (25 years old) find ourselves in a toy store, we buy ourselves small cute machines, while for a long time forging in them and choosing more beautiful, we see nothing in this shameful, if you like and want, why not that? What are the strange stereotypes about "adulthood"?

"Strange" tracks of traitors?
My dad told me from childhood that they were designing pedestrian paths in the winter, along popular paths. I forgot to ask, in which country?

In the rainy weather, the driver of BelAZ, who broke the doors, hired two gastarbayters with metals.

The mind does not understand Russia.
But the pirates do not like it!

There is a saying that when porn actors want a "bubble" in the evening, they just go to the supermarket.

On the subject of trails and paved paths:
by Peter. The Commandant Prospectus:
There was a flooded path along the lawn to the subway, in 20 meters made a pedestrian transit (at the intersection), and in the place of the path, from the transition, to the next intersection put a galvanized fence, 1 meter high.
For 2 weeks after this one section, which is on the way of the trail, 5 times cooked back, the maximum it held until lunch... Then they dropped this idea.

I don’t know how in Surga, here it is.

As the stone in the urethra said, “Don’t sow you...”

Why not:

Generally speaking, the idea is right – value what you have. But only a year later, she is already married and deeply pregnant? Does not give any thought?

For a few months she suffered (up to five even put in time), then, deeply unhappy, met someone who pulled her out of this state with her love and care, and there they married and became pregnant. Not with a baby, but a pregnant woman. The fifth or sixth month, a total of nine, here everything is already noticeable and serious. moved in time. The person described by the author can not be alone for more than 2-4 months, devoted, crushed and unhappy - karma is too good.

I check the questionnaires of Secret Buyers. One of the questions: was there a beige on the seller and could it be read. The answer is "Bayage was. It was very good."

"...only a year later, I am married and deeply pregnant"
That is, the fact that a guy has overtaken 10 girls does not embarrass anyone?
Was she happily married and pregnant? Oh God, what a horror!! to

by Den55:
Let us call things by their names:
Not girls, but girls.
Not boys, but boys
Not alcohol, but alcohol.
Not a stupid shit, but a stupid shit

"Nearly 140 illegal migrants are being expelled from Pushkin’s suburb of Moscow"
139 and a half.

The girl's comment about the volleyball player: "He compensates for his lack in centimeters with speed".