The comedy club appeared when the martyros once declared - "We will have our KVN, with blackjack and prostitutes!"

Wren: You know that because of the curvature of space-time from four absolutely identical rigid strings it is not possible to make a square, it will always be shaken?
Catherine of course! Anyone who has ever done repairs knows this.

A half empty bus. Deffka is all roasted, the guy too at the interruption. Suddenly from where to come, I appeared a boy of 5 years old! He falls and says:
Girl, let me meet you!
Default: The hiccups...
Boy Deffy: Look small, be careful, she doubts)))
This is shit! I am always lucky!
The mouth of a baby!

Marina: I was abandoned by a man on February 13 after a month and a half of unrestricted sex.
He said I was not his half.
Day before Valentine’s Day?
by Marina Agah. Do you know what I am most sorry for?
What if you didn’t get all the crowns for the party?
Marina: Fuck that he had in these one-and-a-half months - fucking such - a snail and I gave this hondon French ski glasses for a bunch of fucking babies!
Misha: I’ve always said you’re your boyfriend Marinka... now you know what a man feels after he’s thrown by a maid after the money dropped on her!

People, and I was walking around the park and thought: and the builders of the square are probably making the pavement plates so long that the average person with his average length of one step foolishly could not walk and NOT enter the crossroads? O_O

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But I am not proud of the fact that most of our non-standard solutions relate to the service of customers, the police, no matter how bad it is, the service of our own, the Russian people, the service of foreigners and others. I will honestly say - in OPU such a ability to make non-standard decisions, if it is almost always used on behalf. If they were more honest, but less reasonable, it would be more useful. It is not about corruption, but about mentality. For the same Americans and Europeans, stealing from the state is equivalent to stealing. And to steal from the state is like not to steal, and you can boast.
Anyone who understands, support me.
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It may hinder life, but it helps survive.

<AlexZenon> Mayor of Kiev will play the lottery right to embrace and kiss himself
<Hobober> the right to give yourself a moustache the mayor of Kiev does not play?

My lawyer paid a state fee for filing a complaint to the Strasbourg Court of Human Rights in the amount of 5,000 euros, but lost the receipt. What can be done?
A complaint to the European Court of Human Rights is not subject to state duty.

A cute blonde came to me today in the universe and said, with tears in her eyes, “Anton, you’re counted.” I didn’t know how to tell her that I wasn’t Anton, and I went into that universe to go to the toilet. O_O

Ask: Sanya, do you know your genealogy tree?
I know, the dude.
Asket: I understood, grow on.

48987 (saved 2009-02-23 at 22:55)
XXX is
Just today ALL 9A came in mini shirts... and I have it... well.... like stress... yes, stress

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Oh all of it?? to

48976 (saved 2009-02-23 at 22:10)
Contacted by...
Name of Group: Paradise
Group Type: This is a closed group, all those who wish to join are approved by the Creator.

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and the group "Ad"
This is an open group. Anyone who wishes can join.

YYY: How does a guy ask for a request?
This can be done very briefly and tactically!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? to
xxx: Maybe, but I wanted to offer a more loyal way.
Please write forgiveness)))

Lex (15:14:10 24/02/2009)
Don’t write me for five minutes.

Lex (15:14:18 24/02/2009)
Director has arrived

XSS (15:14:52 24/02/2009)
The Director!! You are a naked director!! to

Conversation with Bob:
XXX is
Would I fuck you?

Bolton
And what next?

...just all the desire with this answer rejected...

Dialogue at the Children’s Playground:
Mother and daughter D.
Q: What kind of tree is this?
M: It’s probably an asshole.
D: No, Mommy, this is not a tree, but this, without branches, which...
M: This is, daughter, electric pillar

Iridial: on one photo site there is a service: write a SMS with the number and the phone will come a favorite photo. I asked in the comments why not just save the photo on the computer and then download it on the phone. I was joked for this and the comment was deleted)))

My parents decided to move me away. All night they are sitting argue,what to buy first: a notebook or a microwave. Orals and orals. In the end, the grandfather did not stand and issued:"You can not do without the toilet, all the rest of it!"
You will not argue.

The Comrade! February has only 28 days! Pay for the Internet!

The local newspaper:
To write this article, I was motivated by a recent case of two old ladies. One told the other that she did not trust the ATMs, and that she took all of her pension from the ATM and took it to the bank.