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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №65653
 16.06.2012
taken from the forum, spelling observed)
Without a name: where is it more crazy to hide a corpse, so sure?? to
The body can be hidden in the subway. People in the subway are almost no different from the bodies, so you can completely free to hide the bodies in the subway. Some people in the subway even smell like dead bodies, so your hidden body may never be found.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №65652
 16.06.2012
xxx: Kirill, our director generally endorsed the agreement, but he has some strange remarks to me. Their essence is as follows:...

Olga, thank you very much! I am glad that we were able to agree on all the important conditions, and your early comments will be taken into account - I will now insert them into the contract.

Tagged with: fucking

Q: I am sorry?! to

YYY: It is strange!!! to

WOW: I apologize...

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65651
 16.06.2012
Kanarey: What are you busy with?
Ozzy-ris: A girl will come to me today. I clean up so as not to hit my face.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №65650
 16.06.2012
I love the rain.
XXX and Coffee
HH: And I also have a cloth plate.
Oh, but fucking
I am a programmer.

[ + 38 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65649
 16.06.2012
So that all the important information TV employees learned after the advertisement!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №65648
 16.06.2012
Is physiology really written off?
Yyy: No, there is a smoke (
What if I come with a microphone?
yyy:hz, that year Sanya wrote, well who in the army.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №65647
 16.06.2012
We have in the office, in order to boil the tea, you need to turn off the internet. The tea and the modem stand next to it)))), and the root is one. And there is no money in the office for a trio! But it is for this reason that the whole office, as it was ordered, at 10 a.m. and 15 p.m. goes to the kitchen to drink tea. Since our secretary Olya includes a tea bar to serve the chef tea, and everything else becomes just nothing to do....))))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №65646
 16.06.2012
Money loves the account: the larger the account, the more they love it.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №65645
 16.06.2012
My friend — her name is Marina — worked in an ambulance. She came to the challenge - the family was poisoned with mushrooms. The family was large, a lot of mushrooms were collected... Someone she hospitalized, someone was washed in the stomach and left home. gathered to leave. Here the mother of the family approaches her and asks, "Doctor, what to do with mushrooms? Can we digest them? No need, says Marina. Eat so, I’ll wait.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №65644
 16.06.2012
If you are visited by thoughts of death, it is half the trouble.
Trouble is when death visits the thoughts of you.

[ + 46 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65643
 15.06.2012
Mom, we’ve finished tomatoes, so there’s no salad.
YYY: If I find one, I’ll put it on your head.
Then the salad will not be...

[ + 38 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65642
 15.06.2012
In our time "trollit" was called "stebase"...

[ + 54 - ] [20 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65641
 15.06.2012
News from a well-known sports website:

The French stopped shaving.
The players of the Czech national team promised not to shave until the end of the performance at the European Championship. The breaker of the new rule will face a large fine.

The commentary:
xxx: Suddenly they will get to the final....))) The ZZ-Top team will play...)))

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №65640
 15.06.2012
My dad and I went to the store and fought along the way. I was upset and put on the headphones. After a while of dialogue:
What are you listening there?
The song. About myself...
And what song?
The daughter of Wardalaq.

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65639
 15.06.2012
I am fucking beautiful.
xxx: mother said "on the plate pot with water"
XXX is OK.
xxx is coming
XXX: Taking the pot
XXX: Take a Bathroom
XXX is dressed
XXX: Opening
xxx: the frog of the frog

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №65638
 15.06.2012
I sit in the office, the boss looks. He is looking with his eyes at the corner.
We and a colleague, in one vote "Lost what?"
The answer is "No, I’m looking." The door is closed under our goot.
After 5 seconds, a roaring director opens.
has arrived.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №65637
 15.06.2012
Even when you go to the square, you should not lose your head.

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №65636
 15.06.2012
A friend lives in Germany, they had military fees there. They stand in front of their military chiefs and listen to notes in the spirit: "Well, you are all so lazy, you need to be in shape, not that... the Russians will come tomorrow - and then...". One did not stand: "And what we come, we are already here..." - there was a man of 40 Russians. ))

[ + 22 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65635
 15.06.2012
A simple girl and glamorous, it’s like a simple cell phone and smartphone.
There are many points and twists, and the main function is one.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №65634
 15.06.2012
A celebration in Samaria.
Number of spectators: 300,000 Man is

The comment:
Who caught the stick of the band’s drummer during the concert of the Rock on the Volga 2012 reply to me second!!! to

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