I walked into the parking lot and fearfully called my husband.
“Dear, you just recently made my car...but I remembered it again...today.
The same side?
The same left wing.
Well, thank God! and then you, of course, did not notice, but after that time badly painted it in fact, you need to repaint.

My mood has improved.

xxx: Yesterday, my husband and I were looking for something in the internet on the topic "How to properly do minet".
0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Zzz: And who learned first?

Ohhhh... exactly! A girl with peaches - a girl with tomatoes - a aunt with peaches! and ?
WOW: the vertical of female power?
The horizon of female breasts)))))

She appears to have attended ninja classes, but does not admit: she changed the bedroom on my couch while I slept on it.

The customer issued the phrase of the month: "As far as I know, we think about this topic".

Zecks are quite reckless to life, brave with fearlessness of death. But any sitting person will say, "Don't drink sugar with sugar - you will plant a heart."

Today in Volgograd saw a crowd of followers of Slepakov (KVN):
Mom (30-35 years) goes (fast) with son (7-8 years old). Clothes are decent. My mother carries a child’s skateboard in her hands.
Then they talked to each other:
My son, let me go faster.
The son is Mom, and why did we take the skateboard, but not ours.
Mom - You see, son, once the skateboard was just lying on the ground, he was nothing.
My son is not new.
Mom: But who is to blame that the homeless skateboard was not new. Nothing, at home, Daddy will paint it and it will become like new and you can ride.
And then the final scene - behind the meter 150 runs a boy aged 9-10 with a scream - This is my skateboard, why did you steal it!!and :)
The mother puts the skateboard on the ground and quickly moves away toward the houses with the child. At the same time, he says, I said I needed to go faster.
Everyone who saw it was on the empty scene.
The boy ran and took a skateboard. He left him on the bench and ran into the bushes himself. Here is so.

When the sister gave birth, the mother and grandmother gave her:" the first nails of the child, the mother should bite itself". Sister: “Aga a grandmother and grandmother should drink a compot from the child’s first cockroaches.”

Are we sleeping?
and pass)
Fu is like that.

From Miley News:
Onishchenko: Swine fever – economic diversion of Georgia.
Don’t listen to Zadornov, listen to Onishchenko, he’s really funny.

Onishchenko proposes to cut off all the topoli in Moscow

Moscow topols propose to cut off Onishchenko

The reaction of a person who has been doing u-sho for more than twenty years:

They came to see the next work of Van Jiawei (aka Wong Kar-Wai) "The Great Master". Funny, although the film is devoted to the master junchun, but fight mainly with the help of sin'i'cuan and baguachyan :-)

Comment on the article on floods in Germany - "The new model of BMW - two windshields already in the basic configuration..."

My mother’s friend, Aunt Marina, is a very calm woman, such a iron lady. Fire and water, as they say. She changed two husbands and recently married for the third time. Her first husband recently died. Everyone around him says he couldn’t recover after she left him 10 years ago. Mom: "Well, I say to her: Marine, don’t worry, drink Afabozol (a sedative)"
I: I think it’s Afabozola you need to drink aunt Marina.

Gold words from JJ about the Dacha Yakunin:

"I think that owners of dachas like this can be planted simply on the basis of the presence of this dacha."

Nothing to add. Go to the UPC!

You are fucking! So today I’ll go home, specifically watch the first series of Game of Thrones, and I’m not going to watch it anymore!!! to

Topic: Baseball Trap and Ball
Good: Where to buy? In which store did you see it? Internet with delivery.
Do you want to drive in the car? ? So I imagine: some road layout: a young man comes out of the car with a beat, and from another Dobry with a trap and a ball, and his eyes are so good-good)))

A pet is essentially a child, a child that will never grow up and with him will always be a gemor, like with a year-old carapace.

You are wrong, a properly educated puppy is not written by the year, nothing bites and does not throw on passers and even cats. After a year - one pleasure and no hemorrhoids. The problem is that many people are neither a puppy, nor their children, nor can they raise themselves.

Yyy was invited to a vegetarian party.

XXX: I could not do it. They will surely start to drop on their brains and try to convert to their faith.

Yyy: I myself drop them on the brains because I don’t like them because they eat my food and thus eat it!!!))

Conversation on Skype:

Hi to hi.

WOW hello.

Listen, you hear something bad, put up the microphone.

I lost the microphone.

Ohhh, what are you talking about?

Go to the microphone!

Ohhh, and where is he?

I don’t know, I lost it!!! to