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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №3815
 15.04.2008
Vanya: mla in painting after photoshop is not working
I am Ugo)
I: you paint and then "Milla! Where the layers?and "

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №3814
 15.04.2008
We went fishing on Saturday and watched the painting. Chel took two civilians, a beer-cocktail, a daddy’s car, and went on a sunny evening to the dust on the river. It would be great, but the car sat in a large dirt pit, clearly in the middle. The carpets jumped out, the guy left the branches, but it didn’t help. We found them at the moment when the guy was looking at two ladies, apparently intending to make them the most unforgettable offer in life - to climb into the pit and push.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №3813
 15.04.2008
Mother told me that in the Netherlands for tourists have restored windmills, and something there they still do, directly on the spot mill and sell. some kind of spice. She does not remember exactly.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №3812
 15.04.2008
xxx - I know the phrase - a spell that makes everyone who speaks English stupid.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX - How long do you?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №3811
 15.04.2008
Intellectual game, the leader asks the question:
How does music mean "silent, very quiet"?
The Participant :
Shut up fucking!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №3810
 15.04.2008
and xet:
It’s fun to see the doctors’ imported jeeps standing at the entrance.
City Military Medical Commission O.o.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №3809
 15.04.2008
On the subject of processors.
Letter to the Support Service:
I read that the processor can be disconnected, and it will
to rotate faster.
I opened the body of the computer, and I saw that the processor was
A small motorcycle. After I increased the tension
power engine, it rotated faster, but productivity
The processor has not changed. What did I wrong?
Response from Support Service:
Dear Customer! The rotating moment of the uninstalled processor
The electric motor is not transmitted directly to it, but through
Hydrotransformers are centrifugal regulators. Mechanisms therefore
The processor works at a constant speed, regardless of frequency.
rotating of the electric motor.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №3808
 15.04.2008
She smiles very much when you hear from her in communication with her mother: “Your mother!”

And even more smiles when you hear "Sukin you are a son!", and you are so hated "Chey?"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №3807
 15.04.2008
How did Crater find an apartment?
Or we are worried.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №3806
 15.04.2008
<Termo> Selling bass guitar, VB pers, PC pedal steering wheel, urgently!!! to
<grayhex> Termo, got a girl?)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №3805
 14.04.2008
asche (15:45:28 14/04/2008)
Do you have animals?
Tang (15:45:34 14/04/2008)
her...
asche (15:46:21 14/04/2008)
Do not want to start?
Tang (15:46:31 14/04/2008)
Do you want to move to O_O?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №3804
 14.04.2008
She is:
How long do you work?
He is:
Before Blowing

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №3803
 14.04.2008
XXX is AAAA!! My brain is broken! Today for the interview came a candidate for the admin - clean shaved, costume, pants, coat!!! The clean shoes!! to
Could it be informal?
XHH: In the interview - no complaints, the tech director decided to take.
Yyy: You show it for money, good luck to your business. Where do you work, by the way, I will go in the days, how much does the entrance cost?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №3802
 14.04.2008
All night in the car of the neighbor's signal whispered. he went out to smoke to sleep as he could not. A smoker smoking neighbor comes out of the window throwing the keys down and says: "Hey, you have already gotten this car!and "
I almost swallowed a cigarette.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №3801
 14.04.2008
XXX is
Oh, O
YYYY
I cut off.
XXX is
I thank you ? ?

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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №3800
 14.04.2008
[FATAL1TY]: The PCC Americans are stupid...
[FATAL1TY]: I am standing on the Vorobye Mountains, there are tourists, students of Shatauczo... And next to me is a group of students with a backyard, and a bunch of amricos.
[FATAL1TY]: I’m not paying any attention until one Americos touches the main building of the MGU and says, “Oh, what a big church!”
[FATAL1TY]: The mine was bent halfway, the students fell lower. And the wisest of them will teach: Holy Father, cancel the morning sermon!
[FATAL1TY]: Come home to add...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №3799
 14.04.2008
Organizm (09:23:11 14/04/2008)
Everything is shorter on Monday.
Moandor (09:23:21 14/04/2008)
What is yours today? The Wednesday?
Organizm (09:23:33 14/04/2008)
What is it??? Fuck it!! Go to work!!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №3798
 14.04.2008
Alpha: the mouse so funny dragging in the tone of music
Packman: Why did you connect the animal to the amplifier?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №3797
 14.04.2008
I met yesterday a classmate with her husband, not seen for a hundred years, and her stomach for seven months. "Who is it?" I am so happy to ask. And she, humbly touching her eyes, sneezes at her husband: "He..."

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №3796
 14.04.2008
Am I wondering, is there any girlfriends with Bishop?? to

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