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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №82405
 03.06.2013
Dialogue on 1 June
Oh you, my nerves are my nerves!
xxx: The girl wrote "With a new little life you!"
xxx: Whoever could have thought it was she about the summer - hello Mityaev - writes!

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82404
 03.06.2013
You know why I don’t want to go to the army?
XXX: Imagine spending a lot of time, returning to the civilized world and becoming a complete nube. First of all, I'll lose a little and forget a lot of things, and secondly, a lot of new things will appear, which I won't track.

yyy: Yes, imagine being on a pair on programming by some Makar, and the prede says to the students: "We get our droids and today we write a simple module of thinking", and you are shrinking...

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82403
 03.06.2013
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You look, the odmin on the net flashes.
YYY: Ahhh, this is to the planned work on the servaque. :(

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №82402
 03.06.2013
xxx: The wiki says that the new kinect on the Xbox One can read the heartbeat.
Will he call an ambulance if I die?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №82401
 03.06.2013
I even swallowed. I could not imagine that the songs "A Slipper’s Slipper" and "Sweet Don’t Rye, I bought you 3-G" exist. You guys are fucking.
I have not owned a TV for 5 years.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №82400
 03.06.2013
From the hubr discussion "If carpenters were hired in the same way as programmers", the reverse version:

Rastishka> If programmers were to be hired like carpenters:
Interview: Are you drinking?
The Plot: No.
Interview: Congratulations, you have been accepted.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №82399
 03.06.2013
News on Yandex delighted "A drunk motorcyclist with a drunk passenger shot a drunk pedestrian".

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №82398
 03.06.2013
The enterprise still stands such a crash - without a coin receiver, but with three buttons: "Gased", "cooled" (without gas, yes!) and... "A portion of salt". The last button really never worked, the hell knows what it has to give out there on the designers’ ideas...

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In his youth he was in a car column. There was also one, and the "Salt portion" button worked! A bit of salt. The sauce really tasted better, and from the strawberries - it is! The device was so called - "opohmelator", and on Monday morning it was built a row to it.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №82397
 03.06.2013
pguschin: the
pguschin: I sit here at work and decided to kick the Irish singers in the car, fucking fun guys, in the order of the name,--, a fun holiday, don't wake me early in the morning, a drunk seafarer, a drunk partner, a song of a drunk Scottish, a drunk merchant, a drunk pub, in the ass the British army, hang the king, in the ass of the English:)))) fucking I can't (rofl)
Noil: ))))))))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №82396
 03.06.2013
The TV studio, the news release at 4:00 am, leading during the 1st plot, says: "Children, please wake up the operator, or he is snoring and first he distracts me, and secondly he is heard in the studios." The whole story was full of laughter under the table.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №82395
 03.06.2013
Un Dostres: One girl’s boy never bought a coat. Then she joined the animal protection society to hate those who have a shirt.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №82394
 03.06.2013
Again, some goblin due to a scandal in the parking lot, specifically dispersed, struck people who did not like him.

I have always wondered why drivers, owners of high-risk vehicles, are so formally taken by a psychiatrist or psychoneurologist. After a couple of public shootings, weapons owners began to shake black on medical examinations. Probably because drivers are much more than weapons owners, the certificate is paid, and the margins that may not get it are full of us. Hence clear as a white day conclusion - our state even relatively little money loves much more than its citizens.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №82393
 03.06.2013
Alter: I think it is cruel and irrational to take off the jackets from four dozen nurses to put on one hole.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №82392
 03.06.2013
Zaloy_0Dmin® :
I want to get up at 6.
Imagination is :)
I also decided to run at 6 in the morning.
Zaloy_0Dmin® :
Have you run for a long time?
Imagination is :)
Tomorrow is the first day.
Zaloy_0Dmin® :
D. I was waiting for that answer.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №82391
 03.06.2013
Spanish border guards detained a ship carrying 17 tons of hashish.
xxx: But if there is a fire on this ship, it will be the largest bunker of the Spanish border guards :3

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №82390
 03.06.2013
Oh well. Now you smokers will be fined, and I told you to quit smoking.
Ohhhhhh Sun well cannabis I started smoking before the tobacco truth has not smoked in the last ten years a thir will come for his smoking fines less
Oh well. WOW WOW WOW!!!! to

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82389
 03.06.2013
I asked the saleswoman in the store: “Give me five yogurts with different flavors.” Home checked: four strawberries and one strawberries))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №82388
 03.06.2013
So is it, guys))
KJK1109: Doooo, the fierce crawling Enot...
KJK1109: Oh...
KJC1109: the punishment)))
Intense_Enot: The first option gave me more

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №82387
 03.06.2013
I bought a new player, but still went with the old one. Gave a new girlfriend.
After a while she wrote to me: I bought the headphones here, so they immediately came. And the blocking became one-two...and switches the errors...and mixes well...
Nin, and maybe when you have a boyfriend and a year later there is a second one, you will give it to me...or I will buy it.

[ + 29 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82386
 03.06.2013
I dropped the iPhone in the village sort, I sit thinking how to photograph it there to post it on Instagram

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