Hands should be from the shoulders, not from the ass.
You should have girls, not hands.

xxx ‎(22:09):
"Casper and is a virus"
yyy ‎(22:10):
He only leads a double life.
yyy ‎(22:11):
In fact, it does not remove viruses, but gives them political asylum.)

Bitter-SweetTM: It won’t take so long and we’ll be hopelessly grown up.
We will go home and sit with the kids at night.
Stop being digested with bright synthetic drinks and low-quality alcohol.
Change the macfax for home food.
I quit smoking and run in the morning.
We will finally get to sleep. and at night.
We will no longer sit in the chat until half four in the morning.
Stop being late and eat at night.
Let’s throw away the dirty coloured jeans and learn to wear business clothes.
We will no longer be turned around by passers.
The piercing curse has long survived.
This is an average life with average happiness.

Dami-Dami: in order not to be so, you have to become a sisadmin, and there will be no children and you can walk in the rowing))

Revloff: You guys, you only think of one place...
We are two!! to
The one place you think we think...
And the second one we think about, what your only place thinks...
In order to get what we want...

<hrenov_drummer> Yesterday in a Mexican dining room experienced cognitive dissonance. There were screams from the kitchen "Ravshayan!"

<a>eept, to me again some bitch, visna nah
<b>tu, fuck, let’s go, divorce on photo
<b> a jump of years?
<a>1985
<b>Nihuway yourself, Duncan MacLaud is breaking to you

1: I wandered when I saw at 5 course that I have 4 in terms of intelligent systems!
2: you wandered when you stopped walking for a couple, and when you saw that you were worth 4 you were just surprised ;)

fox
17/05/2007 14:57
I have a friend who doesn’t pay for gas ?
He has a counter attached to the wall.
The gas drivers came...
Why not pay for gas?
I cannot take the testimony!
Why is the counter wrong?
You put your organization.
Wait for repairers.

I have been waiting for 5 years! They cannot submit an application! The reinstallation of the counter - no such, the one who put it - long ago does not work there, the chief can not finance such a service.
They are stuck in their own bureaucracy!! to

How did you check the GPS?
2: aha, and the radar ply mentovsky at the same time checked

Excerpt from article on 017.by
Law enforcement agencies of Belarus and Russia have taken seriously the spread of child pornography on the world web.

<slash213████wrk> I sit on the door with a guitar, I smoke
<slash213 Áthawrk> play little wing
<slash213oladhwrk> here comes out some typical hippie in the thirties, begins to lick - type, guy, we understand each other - and begins to sing murka
<slash213████wrk> I almost fell out of myself
<slash213 Áthawrk> well, he almost didn’t confuse, yes

I work in a multimedia store.I read an annotation to some horror film:
When zombies come out of the graves and flood a small town, a group of Catholic schoolgirls must confront a local gang to escape the dead. They are pursued by a couple of lesbian nuns and the death itself, who turned out to be gay.
When I read it four times...

Alexandra
What is tomorrow, mortal?
Knafecc
Who are you calling mortal, Lucifer? Stand on your feet and worship me.
Alexandra
How do you talk to Me, smith?
Knafecc
The smell? Do you say this to the Creator?
Knafecc
Down with his feet, then with the clink of God.
Knafecc
Come out of heaven!
Alexandra
Oh so...
Alexandra
The Picasso! It was a lightning blow!!)

When you were good he walked by, and when he was bad he took you on his arms and carried you until you became strong again. May the Guardian Angel protect you, help you when your wings fall down. Send this message to 5 good people and see what happens in 5 minutes.

No, what a shit, right? If I pass this message to really good people, then in five minutes I know what will happen. They will send me a knot or call me a spammer.

Dear company Jennie! Move the letter Y away from the letter B on your keyboards and the letter 3 away from the letter X!
Thanks in advance.
Signed by Yulia Zueva.

Answer by Jenny:
Dear Yulia Zueva!
We strongly recommend that you marry and change your surname (or take a girlfriend back if you are married). As for the name, Julia would be very good for you.
The answer of Julia Zueva:
Dear company Jennie!
My girl name

Sudakova, and the letters C and M on your scratched keyboards are also standing next to you. I am not Julia.
Answer by Jenny:
Dear Fuck of Hue! Do you go to Zhou? Every day there are more letters to us, from all kinds of judges like you from all over the world, and you will not be attacked by anyone!

In Moscow, there was a protest against the beatings of people by police officers. The participants were beaten by police officers.

For the first time in my life, I took the status in the ASK.
It was so empty in the heart.
I stand naked in the middle of the street.

Dim on:
Do you like sex?

Tina is! by :
I will refrain from answering!! to

Dim on:
And I love, fluid is not in large quantities... then the hand strains...)

<SWET> does it only work in Kirov?
<SWET> or in the field too?
<_NAN_> in the world!
<SWET> 100km from Kirov will be normal?
<_NAN_> Yes
<_NAN_> should
<SWET> is expensive at all?
<SWET> explain in brief
<_NAN_> from the phone?
<SWET> yes
<SWET> and what can I do with the comp?
<_NAN_> of course!!It started on the computer and then on the phone.
<SWET> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Anonymous: How can I forget her? The one thought that she will be with another... makes me crazy! What to do?
Dmitry C: What broke his hand?