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[ + -3 - ] Comment quote №3775
 14.04.2008
>> I propose to create a section of the Ball and, accordingly, the Top Balls, where the quotes with the highest number of minus and boyan will get! They have already gone =(

cannot do so. Schoolchildren and other kindergartens will quickly come to mind to compete in idioticism to get into the "top of the top", debility quotes will only be more.

Needed! You have to make the ball, but not show it. That is, do not show in the abyss quotes with a rating of -5 and below! and all!

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №3774
 14.04.2008
If humans continue to produce processors and chips at the same rate, the sand on earth will run out faster than oil!

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №3773
 14.04.2008
My left side is more than my right side.
It would be funny if I wasn’t a man.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №3772
 14.04.2008
Dzirt_DoUrden: Ah...I’d like to bite you for a moment...I’d like to bite you for a little bit))

It’s not so erotic at all.

Dzirt_DoUrden: Why am I erotic, I want to eat.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №3771
 14.04.2008
Poppy: What are you doing?
Tagged with: SO2
Poppy: I did not understand
and carbon dioxide ?
Are you a carbon dioxide?
The bleak...
Griff: go on =)
Puppy: to whom?
Griff: yourself, abstinence...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №3770
 14.04.2008
XXX(23:06:29 13/04/2008)
I am a failure because I always get what I don’t need.

XXX(23:06:54 13/04/2008)
Imagine you drown and you instead of a rescue ring falls a leather suitcase with a million backs.

XXX(23:06:59 13/04/2008)
I am so crazy and I live.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №3769
 14.04.2008
If you say even a word, you’ll get me out of you!!!!!!!! to
Oh well!! Why are you silent?!! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №3768
 14.04.2008
I love when my parents aren’t at home ?
Q: What can you do in their absence, what can you not do in their absence? The MMM? and ;)
X: You can send the cat out loud! = = )
u: o_o

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №3767
 14.04.2008
Why is it said that a light bulb can be put in the mouth and not pulled out? I pushed and pulled out for the sake of interest, it is not difficult, only the mouth needs to be opened.))) The lamp is 100 watts, 220 volts... What is the joke?

Give me a number ?

How deep is the lamp in??? O_O

At what point did she cut her? o_0 ©3klan

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №3766
 14.04.2008
Q: Have you found a girlfriend?
TUSL2-C: It’s up to me!! to
TUSL2-c: I fucking found an instruction on how to assemble a Lego minivan that shoots rubber!!!!!!! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №3765
 14.04.2008
I recently went to PC maintenance and repair courses. When I was recorded, I was told to prepare 10 DVDs - they would throw me books with educational films.
Waiting for the first DVD. After I was given it, I strongly believed that I could not have enough of ten... They gave me books in the Word format, and every word page was scanned... In the end, the 400-page book had almost a gigabyte (in djvu it weighs 6 MB).
My confidence in these courses fell slightly.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №3764
 14.04.2008
Each creature in a pair.
Sissodmin on beer.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №3763
 14.04.2008
To teach children to behave decently, we need to create decent surroundings.

The Society.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №3762
 14.04.2008
The story was told by my acquaintance. During the Soviet years, his father served in

The missile parts. In short, a polygon in the desert. by Barhan. They launched in

Training for missiles. She failed to shoot and ran into the

and barhan. And stuck there. The chief scratched the tail - and sent KAMAZ

Destroy a rocket from Barkhan. Kamaz approached, grabbed the wire, dragged...

The rocket pulled out of the barkhan, the engine turned on – and it went.

Camaz as a toy car flew after her. In life, he said

her uncle, - I hadn't seen Camaz come out with such a crazy speed

The driver flew... he wasn’t a fool and didn’t wait for the matter to end.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №3761
 14.04.2008
A joke of the mid-1980s.



Sow is sitting on a tree. He sees a fox running past.

Lisa, where are you going?

Not “where”, but “from where”. Have you ever heard of the rebuilding?

Thinking and combating non-working income?

And what?

- So I have a dear shirt and the whole family has expensive sweaters.

Find out how you acquired...



Lisa has fled. And the turtle notices a turtle jumping by the gallop below.

Turtle, where are you going?

I am rescuing. A restructuring though. Acceleration and combating non-working income.

And I have my own house, and all children have their own home.



The eagle sees a running rabbit.

Rabbit, who are you talking about?

The restructuring. The fight against non-working income.

Why are you afraid of your naked ass?

Yes, it will start with us...

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №3760
 14.04.2008
xxx: I have to pull Linux license here I will put
YYY: What does a licensed Linux mean???? to
YYY: I congratulate you anyway.
xxx: the original, licensed copy
What do we have in the net?
XXX: The Pirate
Which other pirate?
xxx: and you thought we had all the licenses here))
Yyy: What is the license for Linux, what are you talking about?
xxx: Well not copied on a slide and not downloaded from the network, but in the original packaging
Don’t just say that to Linux.

[ + -10 - ] Comment quote №3759
 14.04.2008
Haben: Mya... Where the world goes... I used to read poetry to girls, and now quotes from Basha... And the result is the same – they don’t give, foolish.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №3758
 14.04.2008
Hm... it is strange. Why can only registered users comment on quotes, and add - who got? Would it be the opposite – maybe there would be less of all the pebbles and greens?

[ + 3 - ] Comment quote №3757
 14.04.2008
Only the Russians could call power bracelets - tenderness.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №3756
 14.04.2008
Children who are afraid to burn for masturbation
The fools who fear that their own girlfriend will burn them, and the fools who are really offended when they suddenly find out that their own girlfriend will burn them. It shakes.
3. stumbled down the sluggish losers, who ask their mines for the doctor and some holidays

Stop writing about these topics, it's sad and sad, and it's definitely not funny. Change something in yourself or lick the rosette.

and plush.

Aiger is Void.

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