DiWen
GIBDD urges passengers to make comments to drivers
Vinsent
This type...
Vinsent
We’ve already broken 280.
Vinsent
The damn bone.
Vinsent
The bone is slowed up to 200.
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I was now eating — on TV was the movie “New Robinson,” 1998 if anything. Things happen on the island. I heard the phrase, “Lend me your laptop.” I shrugged my ears, “What? O O O » The next frame: the hero sits, holds a BLOCKNOT in his hands and paints in it.
Translators are translators.
In the contest for the most creative tattoo won a guy with the inscription "barrier" on the member.
Dialogue between the two gamers:
Go to Fuck!
Going on foot?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Veronika Kuprijanova (17:32) :
Valerian doesn’t love me.
Veronika Kuprijanova (17:32) :
We are friends)
Dacha Vorozhbit (17:32) :
If you say this again, I will tear your teeth out.
Pushkin was a rapper. A Negro, picked up people with epigrams, a babble, struck everyone and eventually caught the bullet.
YYY : No. The vocabulary is too big :)
Kishika: where in the army access to the inat?
Kicune: Where is the PC army for ordinary mortals? O_O
Lentyi: Once these questions are asked, they don’t serve.
Lentyi: The army is like Yandex – there is everything.
Didyseven: I have the feeling that as soon as I bought a minivan, all my friends' phones began to be written as "Sasha busik".
Instead of counting "535 687 123" and pulling the ring, as taught in the instruction, it turned out:"ACHTYEBTINAHUAYBLIATPIZDECKOLCOOOOO!1" and pulled the ring))
Denis: in the list of Nakrotich substances got Petrochka
My grandmother is selling.
Alexander: 10 rubles
My grandmother is a drug baron.
Yyy-yesterday saw how two girls tried to raise a wheelchair on a scattered pandus!as long as they wandered, a bunch of mat was poured out of them!the child's ears probably barely hanged off!and why the moms of their children!!!! to
Xxx-and you smurf, like a real man, oh sorry shit, stood and watched!
The real sarcastic answer should be drunk and without any there "blade".
in the chat.
What would you do if you saw a naked girl in the window of a neighbor’s house?
HH: I was surprised.
I got the binoculars!and :)
What fucking shit did these fools roast?!! to
I bought my daughter a guide for preparation for biology. She picked it up and returned it. He said there were mistakes. I don’t know if we’re worried about it in vain, or if it’s time to start worrying seriously.
Ladies and gentlemen "! Do not speculate with a term that you do not understand. Feminism implies the right of women to education, respect, to the right to make decisions, to the right not to be a “second sort” and exclusively an automate on household and the continuation of the race, no more, while the woman, claiming that she is also a human being, remains the weak sex. After all, not all women are fierce feminism fans. But any woman does not have as strong muscles as a man, not such a high endurance, different psyche, and also - heels (we try for you)! Take them for 8 hours - then you can not give me a seat in public transportation.
That’s how much Besson filmed the “Fifth Element” if Jovovich makes a normal jump from 57 dubl?? to
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Opk (00:22:01 5/06/2011)
The porn thriller is fun.
Shamefully
incomprehensible
Everyone is fucking
You have reached the End of the Internet", fucking, how the end of the universe has reached, all fucking and nowhere else.
I live separately, periodically visiting my home. Sometimes there is a granddaughter (6 years old). Of course, grandmothers buy him all kinds of tastes.
I: Why don’t you buy me sweets when I come? = is
Brother: Vodka and potatoes with lantern?and ;)
I: Yeah... with age the tastes change...)
A generation of children has grown, whose fathers will inherit accounts in all sorts of MMORPGs.