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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №48512
 06.06.2011
DiWen
GIBDD urges passengers to make comments to drivers

Vinsent
This type...

Vinsent
We’ve already broken 280.

Vinsent
The damn bone.

Vinsent
The bone is slowed up to 200.

[ + 57 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48511
 06.06.2011
I was now eating — on TV was the movie “New Robinson,” 1998 if anything. Things happen on the island. I heard the phrase, “Lend me your laptop.” I shrugged my ears, “What? O O O » The next frame: the hero sits, holds a BLOCKNOT in his hands and paints in it.
Translators are translators.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №48510
 06.06.2011
In the contest for the most creative tattoo won a guy with the inscription "barrier" on the member.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №48509
 06.06.2011
Dialogue between the two gamers:
Go to Fuck!
Going on foot?
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[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №48508
 06.06.2011
Veronika Kuprijanova (17:32) :
Valerian doesn’t love me.

Veronika Kuprijanova (17:32) :
We are friends)

Dacha Vorozhbit (17:32) :
If you say this again, I will tear your teeth out.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №48507
 06.06.2011
Pushkin was a rapper. A Negro, picked up people with epigrams, a babble, struck everyone and eventually caught the bullet.
YYY : No. The vocabulary is too big :)

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №48506
 06.06.2011
Kishika: where in the army access to the inat?
Kicune: Where is the PC army for ordinary mortals? O_O
Lentyi: Once these questions are asked, they don’t serve.
Lentyi: The army is like Yandex – there is everything.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №48505
 06.06.2011
Didyseven: I have the feeling that as soon as I bought a minivan, all my friends' phones began to be written as "Sasha busik".

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №48504
 06.06.2011
Instead of counting "535 687 123" and pulling the ring, as taught in the instruction, it turned out:"ACHTYEBTINAHUAYBLIATPIZDECKOLCOOOOO!1" and pulled the ring))

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №48503
 06.06.2011
Denis: in the list of Nakrotich substances got Petrochka
My grandmother is selling.
Alexander: 10 rubles
My grandmother is a drug baron.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №48502
 06.06.2011
Yyy-yesterday saw how two girls tried to raise a wheelchair on a scattered pandus!as long as they wandered, a bunch of mat was poured out of them!the child's ears probably barely hanged off!and why the moms of their children!!!! to
Xxx-and you smurf, like a real man, oh sorry shit, stood and watched!

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №48501
 06.06.2011
The real sarcastic answer should be drunk and without any there "blade".

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №48500
 06.06.2011
in the chat.

What would you do if you saw a naked girl in the window of a neighbor’s house?
HH: I was surprised.
I got the binoculars!and :)
What fucking shit did these fools roast?!! to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №48499
 06.06.2011
I bought my daughter a guide for preparation for biology. She picked it up and returned it. He said there were mistakes. I don’t know if we’re worried about it in vain, or if it’s time to start worrying seriously.

[ + 69 - ] [15 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48498
 05.06.2011
Ladies and gentlemen "! Do not speculate with a term that you do not understand. Feminism implies the right of women to education, respect, to the right to make decisions, to the right not to be a “second sort” and exclusively an automate on household and the continuation of the race, no more, while the woman, claiming that she is also a human being, remains the weak sex. After all, not all women are fierce feminism fans. But any woman does not have as strong muscles as a man, not such a high endurance, different psyche, and also - heels (we try for you)! Take them for 8 hours - then you can not give me a seat in public transportation.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №48497
 05.06.2011
That’s how much Besson filmed the “Fifth Element” if Jovovich makes a normal jump from 57 dubl?? to

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48496
 05.06.2011
Opk (00:22:01 5/06/2011)
The porn thriller is fun.
Shamefully
incomprehensible
Everyone is fucking

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №48495
 05.06.2011
You have reached the End of the Internet", fucking, how the end of the universe has reached, all fucking and nowhere else.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №48494
 05.06.2011
I live separately, periodically visiting my home. Sometimes there is a granddaughter (6 years old). Of course, grandmothers buy him all kinds of tastes.
I: Why don’t you buy me sweets when I come? = is
Brother: Vodka and potatoes with lantern?and ;)
I: Yeah... with age the tastes change...)

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №48493
 05.06.2011
A generation of children has grown, whose fathers will inherit accounts in all sorts of MMORPGs.

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