mokrets: one acquaintance with a dark past called in the middle of the night and offered to drive for him a expensive car from the center of Moscow to Yasenovo for a round amount, said the same time.
I thought something and refused.
“It feels like I didn’t take the first mission in GTA.

On TV after the Euro 2012 match.
"Massive beating of Russian fans by Polish fans... Two Russians, one German and seven Poles were hospitalized...

Can I show them my job?
She: although there is only a couple of weeks of the child’s secretary’s work.
It sounds like a movie for adults.)

The Euro 2012. The game Denmark-Portugal
Cristiano Ronaldo could not have been born in Greenland, where the gel on his hair freezes.

From the resume... "Further studies stopped in connection with admission to the university"

Are you both not working now?

Tagged: you

I: You are the first person in my memory who made six mistakes in a word of two letters.

Good must be done invisibly, so invisibly that it can not be done.
and c)

Judging by how often they advertise Viagra in the breaks of the European Championship matches, it is created convincing that it is watched by impotents.

Endorphin: yesterday heard the most powerful argument for the purchase of Samsung Galaxy
Endorphin: 15-year-old girl grabbed her mom "Well you are who, well he’s yours, square!!and "
Crab Sheriff: Yes
Crab Sheriff: That’s why I also bought it.

Chrysk Funtik predicted Sweden’s victory over Ukraine. Did he know what sentence he signed?! to

Thirty years ago, I wanted to give birth to a girl, and doctors promised to give birth.
The officer was born!
YYY: The boy?
XXX: What kind of boy? I say, I gave birth to a girl, shorts, shorts, sweaters, all like people. and then the Academy of the Ministry of Internal Affairs - and bat, officer!

The feeling that before the last match, the players of the Russian national team were promised citizenship of another country, they ran. And before the present I called and said - sorry, said, I can't.

I’m not sure he needs a doctor.
xxx: he needs a hook, a hook, a helmet with horns
XXX: and the horrendous, soulful robbery!
XXX: Because, well, a man is gone without work!

A commentator on the EURO could not pass by the surname of Samir Nasri:
Nasri is the only footballer who has a Russian bride. Yes, Irina Golovin has a French passport, she is from the French national team in tennis, but she speaks Russian perfectly, but does not know how to read and write in Russian. But she is probably the only Russian-speaking girl who agreed to wear the name Nasri in the future!

[14:52:59] Anastasia: Can I clarify your full name and paternity?
[14:53:15] Olga: Anatoly Anatolyevich

M: Hi alcoholic, how morning?
Not only an alcoholic, but also a perverse. Grisha (son of 6 years) came to me in the morning with an artificial cock in his hands - what is it? Silicon is frozen. Really funny? Can I jump on the wall? Shame on shit.
M is fucking!! Nathalie killed me (
Who forgot to clean up at night?
M: I have my place, it is not mine)))))
I am 😉

If necessary, the machine can be quickly configured to manufacture 9 mm ammunition and vice versa.
- And the Soviet pasta caliber 7.62 you think in vain invented? And it is not a joke. Everything was arranged there too. During the invasion, the plants that produced the mask made the blades for grenades, and the canned plants - a shirt.

I just got a guy at work, I wanted to ask how old you are, and I asked how much you have left.

If the manager does not pay, then the warehouse will pay, if not the warehouse, then the issuance, if not the issuance, then the cash, and if everything worked well, then the accounting office will not miss its chance.

The case in Russian:
The girl asks to go to the toilet, but another man has already gone there, and she was not allowed when he returned, then the girl was offered to go out, which she replied: "No, thank you, I already remembered."