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[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №127898
 10.05.2016
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All kinds of worship of Odin and Perun, they are good for fantasy, and people did not want to live under them, and when an alternative appeared, went to one where there is at least forgiveness.
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of course! Until the Greek monks appeared, we sat on trees and could not write.
I will not speak for everyone, but my ancestors fled from Novgorod to the north of Prim. 600+ years ago from your good religion.
“Fire and sword” into Christianity, including the reformed Tsar. So the people “go” into the cult of all-forgiveness without a little 800 years. Fortunately not all went away.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №127897
 10.05.2016
If you want to send me, remember – I’m very lazy.

You will have to take me there.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №127896
 10.05.2016
We arrived at the fact that in the room 4*6 the air conditioner worked 24 hours a day at +16 degrees. The colleagues still smoked every hour to run into the heat and dined outside, and I did the exercise and hot tea to not freeze by the end of the day. I had a closet with clothes at work: closed shoes, sweaters, jackets, socks, shirts. Then the boss had to spend 3 hours with us. He didn’t have a cabinet, but a plan for saving electricity was born.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №127895
 10.05.2016
I go to work, in front of me is a 28-year-old man, and he leads his son in his hand. Patsanu aged 5 to 6. Going canyuit, buy a kidney or snickers is not the case. The father replies, “You can’t eat a lot of sweets, you ate yesterday, your teeth will get sick, etc.” Nearby was a grandmother, you know one of those who whispers her nose everywhere, and is constantly scandalizing. He listened to the dialogue between father and son and began.

The child regrets buying a kidney, sometimes it is possible, and so on.

The father continues without turning his head:

Do you know why your teeth hurt? Because you are not in your business!



The grandmother confused and stood aside. A young man.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №127894
 10.05.2016
It is hard to contain laughter... when the next character comes to terminate the contract on the internet, because he bought a WIFI WIFI router.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №127893
 10.05.2016
Why did the girls turn off the lower cameras when they were on the parade?? to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №127892
 10.05.2016
My son 7 years.

“Mom, you remember, you told me that if you catch a donkey for the tail, the tail can break off, but then, definitely, a new one will grow?
I remember.
C - and you didn't say then, it's interesting, but from the tail a new frog can grow?
I – No of course.
C – Are you sure?
I - Yes
C is true, right?
I am exactly. No more accurate.
A: Sorry I’ll have to throw it out.

[ + 18 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №127891
 10.05.2016
> There is no comment in the DNA code.

Hi to you! A "Junk genes" – is it then what? Stumped pieces of the old code, maybe even with explanations.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №127890
 10.05.2016
We used to be a wordless herd, but today we are a wordless herd!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №127889
 10.05.2016
I sit in a restaurant. Excellent restaurant, good service. and Dinner. To the next table the administrator approaches, there are two men sitting. He carefully puts the menu on them and says, "It's nice to see our regular visitors again! “Well, Darmoud, how will you feed your obesity today?” A piece of me fell out of my mouth. And they answered him, “What, has there finally been something in your dining room besides smoothies?"Sorry, I forgot to ask, but how did you get put here, not in the backyard, with the courtiers?" “I don’t know, but I’m sorry, it would be better there than in this square.” I listened to it at first, then touched it. It’s a wonderful moment when friends come to work.)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №127888
 10.05.2016
A 9-year-old boy is transferred to a new school. At the interview, he is asked how much he knows about the seasons of the year. The man in his mind thinks and says:
and two.
The director suggests to him:
What if I think?
The guy, thinking, said:
To be honest, I don’t remember anymore.
The director expressively looks at the boy’s mother and sends them to the hallway.
A slightly angry mother asks the boy:
What was that, Dodge?! to
The son replied confidently:
and Mom! I really don’t remember anyone with this except Tchaikovsky and Vivaldi!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №127887
 10.05.2016
by Scuco! Who invented these banners? "Start programming for free!" What else do you do for free?! to

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №127886
 10.05.2016
Topic on one auto forum about repairing the damaged car frame in an accident

XXX: Generally, you need to stretch out the frame and a little body (back wing)
The goal is as cheap and quick as possible.

YYY: It is cheap!
Through Y and Through B!

ZZZ: Is it the Russian letter?

YYY: Ye is quite a Russian letter. Yozik, tree, dark night
In this case, a staple is needed.

BBB: A rare mixture of CEP and Grammar Nazi))))

AAA: The Grammar Capp!

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №127885
 10.05.2016
xxx (39 years old)
yesterday bought tarhune, tarhune mother is lemonade)))
I need a passport ?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №127884
 10.05.2016
My cat lies as if he is performing a sacred duty by lying there.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №127883
 10.05.2016
The dialogue:

Are you sitting behind the monitor?
Never in my life!
Who is online now?
I am...
Behind the monitor?
Actually before)
and :)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №127882
 10.05.2016
Basically, dear Watson!
>>>>>
>>> and this is the topic that I.H. It really exists, it has an indisputable background.

He was never able to understand on his own, and none of his competent comrades was able to give a clear explanation on the fundamental question:

Celebrating the birth of Christ is always on a fixed date, but the date of death-resurrection is floating. How can you die on a different day every year?
<<<<<
Exclusively in order to guess the Jews the date of death was attached to the Jewish holiday of Passover (Pays). And this date, like any date in the lunar calendar, is floating in relation to the solar.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №127881
 10.05.2016
The case of condom was a year ago. And I wonder why are the Morgi referring to SanPin 2.2.4.548-96? After all, he is just on the side of the freezers) There the Russians on the white are written that the optimal pace is 22-24 degrees. (We are talking about offices with sitting work, of course, and about the summer period) Moreover, the Russians in white are indicated the lower limit of the permissible pace - 21 degrees. I, as one of the furious freezers, assure you that at ~23 I will not freeze! Well, and the morgians, based on their own posts in this barrage, prefer to temp-ru in 17 (!!!) cities. I understand that you have problems with the thermoregulation of the body, and I sympathize. But I don’t understand why you refer to a document that openly confirms your wrongdoing? Did not read?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №127880
 10.05.2016
> You know, the tail is generally a universal thing in this regard.
You go to the caretaker and ask for your pants. In case of refusal, you get a tail.

There is a whole book about this, there is still a hero by the name of Raskolnikov tormented by the question - is he trembling, or does he have the right? He took his tail and decided what he had.

[ + 20 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №127879
 10.05.2016
>> when Christ was born was the first year of our era...

Hm By the way, the batch is organized by the RPC, because the calculation ~ fuck with it, but here is the topic that I.H. It really exists, it has an indisputable background.

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