xxx: What people put on avatar pictures of all kinds of vanilla or photographs of actors, for example - it's all shit! Here my sister puts some mega formulas on higher mathematics on the avatar, and then herself in the comments rushes over them.

She: Do you want to come to me?
He: Mmm, what do you have to offer me?
She: a hot bath, candles, champagne and me.
Are there any pellets?
She: Well... yes.
He says: I am running!

Summer is the time when you realize that sex is sweating, and the real shit is scratching mosquito bites.

The MDA. I went out to the balcony to smoke, and here the pigeon passed by the wind in the back 😉

Boys, it’s time to avenge the girls for their crazed underwear! None of them can imagine how to stretch a regular belt with a fixed lock!

My mother at dr. Lily gave me. And they smell heartbreaking... Daddy thought everything was going to go where they were. I sit on the toilet, and instead of an air refresher, a bouquet of lilies.
I love Dad.

Ready to bet - those who attached themselves to Kudrin for the shot down bombardment, never saw the New Arbat in the eyes. I explained.

This road is not in 8, not in 9 lanes, and all its one and a half kilometers - attention! There is only one ground pedestrian crossing. The rest are underground - and they are normally located within a hundred or two meters. What kind of idiot do you have to be to think of it?

As for the driver - said, mirror, all things. The driver, in general, a good guy - if he did not slow down the speed, nothing could save the person.

I understand that not everyone likes officials. But thinking not "as everything" is also sometimes useful. Plush the plush - maybe, on whom it works

Dimon said that tomorrow the EGE
A few more guys confirmed.
Do the servants not deceive me?
Tagged: rumors

Another way to get a woman between her legs is to put her on her neck (

from torrent. Wauw distributes the game, which he himself wrote:
xxxh: if you get damage for a long time, then the HP goes a long way to the minus - was it so intended?
ууу:just the death is not yet realized :) After all, in the diablo-like game must be somewhere in the city, and the city is not yet
Suddenly I understood why, according to the biblical version, Adam and Eve lived 900 years:
death was not yet realized because there was no city

Max: A qualified specialist! The engineer blows! ... decided now to fold the wire, not pulled out of the socket, and with a knife on the wires... the hands shake, the eyes show with a black spot in the middle, a hole in the knife with a little :(

In general, my parents are great. My mom gave me a large wallet. I open, and there is a stake of money 5000 and 1000. I naturally rejoice, I jump out of happiness, I come up with what I will buy and here my mom says, "And you wear glasses and look at the wallet more closely." It turned out that the money was fake (Then the dad brought a box with eyebrows, like gold. It turned out that aerosol painted ordinary jewelry. It’s like it’s over my three eyes. I have good parents, they love me.

I need to tell Arshavin’s grandmother not to send him chips anymore, or he’s completely upset.

x>Dream definitely needs to fit the girl immediately.
Y> Why is it so urgent? and :)
x>Sell for his laptop writing in chrome "y" releases youporn, write "p" releases pornhub, write "r" releases Redtube!! to
Y> I don’t know such websites.. em. I have bad news for you too :D

Thirteen (18:51) :
What a shock when I left the algebra teacher, opened the door, accidentally looked at him through my shoulder, and saw him cross me before the exam...

Ap4u: Strange, but the best way to clean under your nails is to wash your head =)

Lack of Sleep and Lack of Costs...Perekofe and Internet...

Katya: I caught the bouquet at the wedding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to
Sasha removes Katya from his friends.
User Yura removes Katya from friends.
User Igor removes Katya from friends.
...

The Molotov:
I sit in the kitchen, watch football, drink beer with a whale, next to the cat whale cries.
The beer is over. Get up and shuffle to the refrigerator.
I look at the cat, that cuddle to the refrigerator and looks with such big eyes, like "the master, I would give a beer, the current high and the door, pale, hard to open...
I earned a piece of wrap 😉

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