Girl, can I meet you?
Have you had any disappointments in your life?

It was:
I went out on the balcony, I watched the children (9 years old) playing a joke, fighting, shooting each other, who are the Chinese pistols, who are the sticks! And I think it's good that they don't sit in tanks! And then the neighbor calls and asks, “Did you also have an inat cut off?” and then I understood why the kids were on the street. It was just sad :(

Answer: You just didn’t look out before until the inets were cut off. It often happens there.

From the journal on dreamwidth.org:
Lenin must necessarily remain in the Mausoleum, on the Red Square. As a reminder to university rectors about the inadmissibility of leaving students for political reasons"

111: Well everyone, there is someone in old age to bring water
and 222.? to
She asked to bring a drink, and the daughter pulled a half-liter cup of water to the edges.
Well, then, most importantly, don’t get stuck with joy now.

XXX: I have a cloud of transmission in my car
XXX: five raised, five lowered and this is only on the rear drive, and there is also a full
Even Ivan Urgant does not carry as many transmissions as you do in the car.

Destroyer of myths:
1st Vova clearly destroyed the all-Russian theory that a man can “wrap.”
2nd Boris Berezovsky proved that the hopes of the newborns to drop over the hill and live there richly and happily have little to do with reality.

I watched Tom and Jerry and thought. The mouse in the cat and the laser shoots, and in space launches and in other ways kills him, and the cat is alive.
The cat can’t be killed, he’s a Quest Persian.

I had such a leaflet under the window, it's fucking - I've never heard of it before)))
2 guys got bored because 1 wanted to go home)))))))))))
that is. They get bored, beat on the cars, roll and 1 oret "bla, understand, I want to fuck! Help someone!

HHH
Hi, do you like it?

WOWU
I don’t like cougars. I prefer dogs.

HHH
What do you want the dog to do for you?

WOWU
She wore her tail, guarded, did not hurt the house. What else? I knew the elementary teams. It is possible to have a shepherd without documents.

I just learned why girls paint their legs in different colors. It turns out to be Feng Shui)))and the color and sequence of them have meanings)
YYY: Of course they have it! White orange, orange, white-green, blue, white-blue, green, white-brown, brown.

Usually, in the chicken bar, those who postpone for tomorrow what had to be postponed today are the first candidates for a trip to the bar.

Neighbors all night celebrated June 1, they protected children from all alcohol in the nearest store.

Furla_murla: I think Potter was supposed to die at the end. I’m just surprised how he survived after the avada of Kedavra!
Kaity_Blane: And I’m surprised that Voldemort, the great wizard, couldn’t pinch his nose.

XXX: You know that.
Xxx: Kids, they are long-sighted, snuck.
xxx: My brother, who was younger than five years old, was wearing flomasters with an alarming frequency.
XXX: And recently 18 knocked, the sleeves filled.
YYY: What a little boy. Enzo prepared his mother psychologically in advance.

Heat +30, the summer just came, but at night nothing else, you can sleep just with the window open and don't get sick. At least so it seemed at first. What a shock, when waking up at half four in the morning from suffocation and heat, realized that the heating was working. The heat, the fucking! 31 May at half four in the morning, when on the street +26...

It was not in the Soviet machines "with gas" and "without gas".
It was "with syrup" and "without syrup".
The gas was silent.
But the syrup could be rejected so that the ass would not sink.
or with a double-triple blur, just throw the coins and remove the glass in time.

In the interview:
Where was the former employee?
Go to Decree
dangerous to you.

But here is not:

After the school abolished the teaching of drawing, the overwhelming majority of schoolchildren think that the kitchen is a kitchen, in Czech.

The kitchen is the place where the valley is ready.)

I went out on the street to smoke on June 1. I expected people from the anti-smoking movement to attack me, but instead they asked me for a cigarette.

To the subject of insulting someone’s feelings by Moydodyr.
In the past few days, the South Park pulled these $6oE6s:
Negroes revolted because, in their opinion, the flag of the city was racist.
On the flag is a black man on the hanging, and next to the white stands.
They came together on the fact that the standing men were painted in the colors of the Olympic rings.