The effect of an endlessly decreasing pie is when everyone breaks off half of the last piece of piorga left in the kitchen, but does not eat it to avoid washing the plate.

The dialogue:

Who do you love more, my friends or me?
These are different things!
How is it?
What do you like more, a hat or jeans?
It’s different... I convinced you.)
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Even Vinnie-Puch, having reached the USSR, asked the Rabbit for honey and condensation without bread.

Winnie-Puch was always reluctant to get some strength, especially at eleven o’clock in the morning, because at this time the breakfast had long been over, and the lunch had not yet started. And, of course, he was terribly delighted to see the Rabbit getting cups and plates. And when the Rabbit asked, "What do you smell - honey or condensed milk?" - Puch came so excited that he said, "And the one and the other!"

(From the book "Winnie Pooh and Everything")

Rusoan: Here is a photo of Mercury (a black spot on the left edge of the disk) passing on the backdrop of the Sun
Mikhail: I tried to figure out where Mercury is on the picture and where the dust is on the monitor. by Proter. I immediately saw Mercury. Astronomy is already bringing practical benefits to our world right now.

In Lviv, activists tried to demolish a monument to the Ukrainian writer Tudor.

Lenin’s work is over, and nothing else can be done.

Lost Adidas switches near the lake
for a reward!
- And I have not lost anything for the reward yet - forever everything is free of charge ?

The dialogue:

Yesterday I took courage and approached her.
And what is she?
Did he say you came back again? And from where she knows it!! to
and :)

The problem is frozen fingers. When a normal person is cold, he clothes. Yes, and she wears socks in the summer, because she does not look at the calendar, but at the fact that it is cold. Obviously, people who suffer from the heat can not dress up at work to the bikini, and those who suffer from choke - not so much can walk everywhere with an oxygen bubble. Air is not food, "otherwise" it is impossible to breathe. The freezers are the only ones whose "problem" is elementarly solvable, but they do not need to solve the problem, they need to head down.

ZY: I had to freeze at work and roast (so I can compare what is resolved, and what is not).

Here people complain that girls are half naked in the summer heat. I don't know what is meant by the "half-bigger, of course, if it's not enough, and the truth is in underwear at work - then I sympathize.

But I do not understand that. I wear a summer dress in the heat. The hands below the shoulders, the legs below the knee and neck - naked, looks decent and not hot. What do you do in 30 degrees of heat? In a coat and sweater? That’s why you need a condor on +10, right? And tell me... Here are you in a coat in a room where you are warmer +10 you die from the whiskey, right? How do you get to work on the street at +30? Give me a guess - in a car with a condor on +10?) So not all people, first, such perverted people are abnormal, secondly, not everyone in the car, and some have to walk straight in the element, in the heat, or even in the tram at the peak hour to go! Try it in your coat!

There were such jokes in my childhood. How will it be in Turkmen - zebra, black, serpent?
Ishak-Matrus, Guthalin-Batyr and Autogen-Torch

Wu: And we in Kazakhstan had Santa Claus, Baba Yaga and Buratino, who were named, respectively, Kolotun-Baby, Kosmar-Apa and Saksaul-Bola.

Yandex news: "Natalia Poklonskaya passed in the “Immortal Regiment” with the icon of Nicholas II"

Here my personal idiotic counter shortened and burned.

How many years - so much and a discount!" Neighborhood grandmother is 100 years old, almost 101. I think: I need to ask to order sushi for the whole entrance...

In the states there was already a precedent - grandfather tried in such a cafe and received, EMNP, 8 bucks with little stuff. The norm situation, ch. If that happens, what a advertisement!

Vampire: Something I like about Christianity is that Christians drink blood. Truth only on Sundays.

The husband recently issued: when I was a child, I would only not have been driven home, and now - only not to be expelled.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH If the word "acne" were to be used in the commandant inclination of the verb, what would it mean...

here here :
The ever-hot person who freezes a colleague would go better to the endocrinologist. If it’s always hot, it’s not normal. Problems with thermoregulation, and will suffering others? It is normal to freeze in the cold and sweat in the heat.

If it’s hot, the rest don’t. More often, the situation is reverse, one heat-loving not moderately inclined creature, a few suffocating from the wind and heat. The problem is easily resolved by voting.

The children played under the tree.
The senior managed the project "help birds".
The younger collected scattered grass, and the older man tried to screw the nests out of it and lay them on the branches, attaching a ladder to the tree.
After which he walked and agitated flying birds with real art: "Settle in new nests!"

I was on a bus with a trolley driver today. Each passenger, along with a ticket, was handed out a “cheap taxi” visiting card.

The boss said a few days ago that they and the boys in their youth loved to bow like lambs, and no one could beat him. I’ve given a prize for what I can. The boss is not stupid at all, but he likes to argue. At lunch, the jackets were picked up, the forehead to the forehead stood, a circle was rounded around the cradle (who will go for the circle - lost). I watched the whole floor! The fight was tough, but I won two rounds out of three, my prize! And also on the wall hanged my photo with the signature "Baran of the month")))

Here is a topic for a new shit. Doctors always advise to avoid stress. And what if every morning you wake up in an apartment in Moscow, not in a mansion in Miami? And you need to go to work, not to the beach or to the amusement park? The constant stress...