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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №146815
 26.11.2017
The reason for refusing to interview is that the face is not charismatic. The satellite.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №146814
 26.11.2017
Axsor: A friend drank vodka with his brother in the kitchen under "Metal", and they decided to drink a drink every time James Hatfield spit "Yeah!" In less than 20 minutes, they were already in the mouth.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №146813
 26.11.2017
The intellectual elite

>>> and I have a normal button bell. And while you’re playing time-killing toys on the bus, I’m not so tempted to read a book.

Are there not even snakes? It does not happen...
But here the main thing is to find a reason to feel somehow higher, more spiritual than this stupid smartphone. It doesn’t matter if they’re all on the same bus.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №146812
 26.11.2017
In the latter there have been a lot of teenagers who walk with columns and listen to music for all the power of the column. Are these the children of those who have grown up, who in the night in the bedroom park under the windows and listen to the whole monsoon?

No is. This is a forgotten old - when in the 80s also went (incl. at night with caskets on the shoulder.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №146811
 26.11.2017
A good idea – the crossover House-2 and Doom 2...
yyy: Oh, and the house goes all year, and then for one night there they launch the doom.
The next day, a new season begins.
YYY: With new members!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №146810
 26.11.2017
xxx: About the "Snowboy" I can only say one thing: it is harmful for a thriller when the character-worker is smarter than the scriptwriter

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №146809
 26.11.2017
by Styles. You can not even look at the internal statistics of providers, it is enough to simply see what the mobile sector has as a priority in general. In the first place everywhere games, videos, social networks and music. This is in demand, and literature, even the simplest stories, are not needed by most of the narrators.

So where does literature come from in statistics? I pumped a package once a month, reading through the reader on the road. Even without connection to the network. It is also more comfortable.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №146808
 26.11.2017
The door knocks, I ask who is there? The answer is "Open" – it was a neighbor from the apartment opposite.
xh: I open the door and it opens me again "Open it!"
X: Without understanding anything, I turn my eyes down and see that she has a plastic bank of sediment in her hands that she can’t open.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №146807
 26.11.2017
Not able to pass by the mention of Mordor:) extreme inaccuracy when such a comparison is used to our country, as is known under the morder the writer meant fascist Germany, Russia there like Ristania
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Interestingly, was Tolkien himself aware of this? Or in these of your internets they write that he himself completely denied the presence in the VK of allegories and allusions to real countries and events. Divorced the theorists.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №146806
 26.11.2017
The more untouched, the poorer the country.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №146805
 26.11.2017
I complained to my mother yesterday about the appearance of grey, and she remembered the situation, after which she noticed the first silver thread in her hair.

It was a long time ago when there were no cell phones. I was 13-14 years old, I was in school. And since classes were on Saturdays, my parents left me at home for the weekend, and they went to the country themselves, preparing for the season of slavery.

I came back from school and my grandmother called me. She said that the granddaughter of her friends had no place to stay in Peter for two days, and she offered to come to us. “Wait,” he says, by the way, his name is Alisha.” This was all the information, because this same grandson, living in Moscow, they saw only as a child.
In the evening he came. He was a nice guy, 20 years old. We met, he helped me with lessons, talked, ate dinner, watched a movie and went to bed in the rooms.

My parents had to come tonight.

I was in the shower this morning and could not hear the door knock. has gone out. There is a silent movie. The door to the room is open, a young man is sleeping on the bed, I go out of the bathroom in a hoodie, and all this is watched by my parents. I smile and say, “Mommy, Daddy, it’s Alosha!” Parents o_O... I don’t know how my dad stood up, apparently the shock was too strong). Then, of course, they found out, explained, but Mom claims that she started sitting that day.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №146804
 26.11.2017
Krasnodar Territory Resorts is the general sponsor of the news about the detention of Suleiman Kerimov on the Azure Coast of France.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №146803
 26.11.2017
and Venice:

Looking in the mirror, I realized that from the moment the Big Bang occurred, and at this time, the universe has not created anything so perfect.

And the cats?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №146802
 26.11.2017
In our age of advanced multimedia technologies, not everyone can read. Fewer people understand what they read. Videos solve the problem.
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Video reviews contribute to its development.
Now even Google in the issue on the first rows often picks a video, YouTube or Rutubovsky, but for the search for a video there is a flawed tab. In the end, the desired must be searched below the page. is angry.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №146801
 26.11.2017
Oh my dear, do you know what happens to boys who throw their dirty clothes where they got, not in the basket?
Mmm... Are they being slapped by the pope?
No, they walk in dirty jeans with extended knees. How are you?>

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №146800
 26.11.2017
The author did not want to say anything.
Stop entering the subconscious.
Stop imagining nonsense.
The author meant nothing.
The author is not a helpless lobothrush:
Everything he wanted, he said without you.
The author could not imagine,
You will be moved between the lines.

The author is untouchable and easy-to-do.
The author is inspired.
This is how he creates it.
Understanding itself is far from everything.
Stay in the depths of your boat
Busty cockroaches from the head.
They cannot be forced by the author.
The author did not want to say anything.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №146799
 26.11.2017
Marina is
Haalk to throw, Haalk to throw. Hawkeye does not teach.

My Rainy Days
Hulk then tossed the yard. It is better to learn :)

by Misaki Kirihara
• Places

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №146798
 26.11.2017
xxx> Great thing to see now
xxx> Two boys and a girl
xxx> Shortest hormone plays all things
xxx> And one such "and I now get stuck, I went on a stitch on a filet to ride", and the peaches fashionable leather from my pocket gets
xxx> And the second eye took "no, no, rodokes will kill, lessons are not done, you have to walk with your brother"
xxx> Girl immediately "you will not go? Certainly? Thinked well?and "
xxx> The boy is already red all "I don't want to be simple, I agreed to hang the light bulb, it's time to go to the store"
xxx> one has gone away in general
xxx> And these two people are sitting at the stop for what they’re waiting for.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №146797
 26.11.2017
by spiral

> In the latter there have been a lot of teenagers who walk with columns and listen to music for all the power of the column. Are these the children of those who have grown up, who in the night in the bedroom park under the windows and listen to the whole monsoon?

There were times when the pont was with a cassette to walk like this. Their grandchildren grew up.


[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №146796
 26.11.2017
Today was...
I stand and smoke.
The cleaner is also smoking.
He addresses me...
- <Father’s name>, and what do you think of the clip currency?
For what? )
and bitcoins

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