Thank you for promising and keeping this promise.

Boris Brunov (heavenly kingdom) once arrived in Vietnam with a concert brigade. At the airport, they were joyfully welcomed by the Vietnamese, all of course, small. Boris Brunov, in a sign of friendly greeting, raised a little girl high above his head, standing next to him... And he heard from the translator: – Immediately drop her to the ground, it is the minister of culture of Vietnam.

Understand these women.
and Madonna:
Anyone who votes for Hillary, I’ll make a mitch!
I’m against a president who treats women like prostitutes.

The chief today said...the whole office was rotted."I thought about hiring cute girls...Mata will not be in the office...Nayal bl@%$!You can shoot in the clips of the Cable!No Cable!!! to

<juss> don’t you want to come to visit me tonight?
<LeMonada> what is it for?
<juss> I have made a delicious meal for you
<juss> *eat
<juss> aaaa sorry
<LeMonada> this is not. You will not return the said
<juss> I didn’t want to
<LeMonada> will have to want, because I have already set up for food
<LeMonada> and it would be better to really be delicious

All fools

What’s funny about the fact that the author of the quote doesn’t understand that the “left of the elevator” and “left of the elevator” are two opposite directions?? to

Thank you good man! Now I will always ask, from the door to the left or from the door to the left. That is, such advisors, thank you for noting.

to this:
<xxx>: Yes, it is true. A hole is added to the bubble.
<yyy>: So the bucket is a cake filled with a hole?
<xxx>: The bubble is a hole with a test.
<yyy>: It’s actually a piece of tea with a hole. Have you seen the bubble once?
<xxx> I have seen it. I slowly declare that the paste is baked around the hole.
<yyy>: And suddenly the bucket is still a cake with a hole filling?

The bubble is a solid test disk, but you can’t look beyond the event horizon in its center.

If you remove the idiots from both sides, there will be no problems! Fools need to survive, not phenomena.

Oh, with your mouths to drink honey...
But removing fools is such a fantasy, in comparison with which teleport and antigrave is a ferocious reality.

Discussions about drawing on packages.

Paint and draw. And gay, and a bunch of shit, and everything that fantasy is enough. Because the more disgusting the package, the more people will buy a portsigar.

Parental committee discusses what to do: one mom doesn't want to lend money for common needs. It is motivated by the fact that in the previous quarter the spending was too much. It was necessary to buy everything, and the price is normal, but the parental committee spends a lot.
I remember the story that happened to me in the distant 90s. I remember helping my older pregnant sister. And she sent me for bread to a single pavilion for a few square kilometers in the hole where they and my husband lived at the time. I go into the pavilion, at the counter a girl (D) orders food. Oh, I think no turn, I'll get rid of it quickly. The seller (P) thinks she gets 50 r.
D: A lot has happened.
P: bread 5 p., milk 10, cheese 15, sausages 20. It is 50. rightly?
D: Yes, but it did a lot.
P: bread 5 p., milk 10, cheese 15, sausages 20. It is 50. rightly?
D: Yes, but it did a lot.
The girl and the seller were very calm. I was waiting for my bread 25 (!) The minute.

Layk: Today in the subway humour: I passed by myself, I hold the door, there is some kind of aunt of Tajik outside meeeeedlenno so goes, as on the promenade, stood in the door (!) started to dig in the bag (and I still hold the door). Five seconds pass, I open the door, I leave and enjoy the sound of the door knocking about my aunt. Morality: Holding the door is a voluntary kindness, and never a duty. Nothing to look! and :)

What, in your opinion, primarily contributes to the prompt and correct collection of the Rubik’s Cube – good memory, attention, or the ability to identify patterns?
Physical strength, flat fence and glue.

The wife pouches out of the boiler and cries "Well, that's just no life" and notices that nothing is poured out of the boiler, opens the lid and looks into it, for a few seconds moves and notices: "No, here is she."

When I read 1984 Orwell and “Atlanta raised his shoulders” by Ain Rand, everything that was written there seemed like hot nonsense. Looking around, I understand that the people of the Russian authorities read these books as instructions on the exploitation of the country.

Wut: - Judging by the prices for delivery on AliExpress, the Chinese long ago invented the teleport, just hide from us

Comment on the news about the dismissal due to a photo on Instagram:

2007 – Fear that people from the internet will find you in real life.
2017 – Fear that people from real life will find you on the Internet.

The correspondent takes an interview with the customs officer:
Why did you decide to become a customs officer?
As a child, I watched the movie “The White Sun of the Desert.” I was shocked by the image of the selfish, devoted customs officer Vereshchagin... And again this plate of black caviar...

From the description of the vacancy of Sisadmin on the website:
The sweater and beard are good, the ability to communicate humanly with the user, to understand what he wants, and to help him is invaluable.

Comfortable workplace, compensation for the cost of food and sports is sacred.

The man, looking under the umbrella, is dissatisfied:
Why do you always collect these banks? (The swinger regularly supplies us with twists)
- Your mother give it, she is constantly turning all kinds of salt cooking.
She turns... Of course she turns, she has to put the banks you give her somewhere! Throw this glass, woman, break the vicious circle!

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Then give birth to children! There will be no time to think about all this.
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Ahaha
Low self-esteem – bear in
Suicidal Thoughts – Give birth to children
Husband Walks in the Woods - Give birth to children
Cancer of the uterus - urgently!
No money, give birth to children
No children - give birth to children
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