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[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №3715
 13.04.2008
Today I went to the Chronicles of spidervik.we promised a synchronous Russian translation..but instead..one thing, when the translation is simultaneously double - with Russian and Ukrainian, and English is heard.and also a single-haired Russian...But the translators of the march decided to fire...at the end, where Spidervik grows up, the plot was in some country 80 years old and not aged, and meets his 90-year-old daughter..and in Russian says: "As long as I was in the power of mac and opium grass, oh!!!In the power of these beautiful creatures, you have so changed"...and this is the best cinema in Sevastopol

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №3714
 13.04.2008
and xxx:
I am in contact with a classmate who is knocking.
and xxx:
In 11th grade, she had a fourth-size chest.
I am :
It is burning)))
and xxx:
How can I ask what now?
I am :
Ask if she hasined her physical shape from 11th grade)))

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №3713
 13.04.2008
For the purposes of a scientific experiment (after yesterday’s worsening with beer) launched DameWare. I went through it (again for the purpose of the experiment) onto my own machine... and turned off the mouse keyboard, and he asked me so cautiously: Do you really want to do this?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №3712
 13.04.2008
Mary ‎(0:09):
I found out that the company was in a cat. I have a legal address. In the transformator cabin. :D

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №3711
 13.04.2008
XXX: How is it?
Yyy: Figo, Daddy, my girlfriend doesn’t like it – he asks: “Have you ever jumped from a tarzanka?” Well I say no dad, he: well, this is how sex with a terrible girl is like jumping from a tarzanki-the main thing is not looking down))

yyy: 0_o

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №3710
 13.04.2008
[17:48]<HG> when will you be home?
[18:48]<Ruma376> One hour later

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №3709
 13.04.2008
I want... that the beer doesn’t end... that it rushes after me... after me...)))

by Serg

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №3708
 13.04.2008
and salutation)
by PRIV
How is sex life?
It is fitting :-)
Has the mouse passed? and :-)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №3707
 13.04.2008
KOBA (22:57:46 12/04/2008)
Just I just took out six bags with a beaten plate, and I’m a bit out of shape.
~DiM~ (22:58:14 12/04/2008)
Beaten the head to the wall? and :)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №3706
 13.04.2008
From the Fire:

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Sex in nature.
I was concerned about this question:

What else is needed besides a blanket, condoms and a shelter, without ants, of course?

WOW :
I would say I still need a grandmother...but I’m such an aesthetic.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №3705
 13.04.2008
23:07)<- The...
[23:08]-> Sho?[ ]
Make me an adult.
[23:12]< will you do it?
[23:13]-> Trah the Tibetans! You are all grown up. :D
[23:13]<- thank you
[23:14]-> not for anything!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №3704
 13.04.2008
A dark evening. I go with a girl. The Romantic. We are followed by two 8-year-old boys, one call tells us:
I found a bottle of lemonade! Almost not started! At first I thought it was urine. I tried it, no lemonade.
... curved only 15 minutes later )))

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №3703
 13.04.2008
I got stuck in one browser toy... go look at a theme in the store... I see such an interesting stylized image of the cast and signature "Antihop 2.0"=))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №3702
 13.04.2008
She: boring to me :) and the gap falls :( the key of the seed just disassembled :)

She is:
by TFU :)

He: Why did you understand?

she: cleaned:) at the same time the bullshit broke:( the fool:( then the membranes across the room collected:)

He: And I am lazy to clean the keys... I buy a new when the microorganisms on the old key begin to talk to me.

She: the main thing is that they do not try to organize a free state and do not organize terrorist attacks:)))

He is WO!!! So as soon as they invent the wheel, I destroy them :)

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №3701
 13.04.2008
XXX: You probably don't know
But in every house there is one Mr. Proper, in each kitchen, they plan a total seizure of the refrigerators to enslave the world. They are not visible, as everyone has a super-wracked alien fox that allows them to hide from human eyes.
xxx: but I put my own
XXX: You need to make a cake.
XXX: and then the
xxx in the head
XXX: The Tick
YYY:...
YYY: Do you get rid of it?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №3700
 13.04.2008
Random: As it is said in the prophecy: The moderator will be tired of the chaos of Chath and will go to the kingdom of the Morpheus. And they will spread the wings of the godless flood, and the blasphemy of the devils! Chaos will reign in the once prosperous room and darkness will swallow everything.

Random : Let the curse of ignorance fall on the wars of chaos, the fluiders named! And will guard the glorious visitors of this room from the evil brought by the flooders! And a world will reign where there will be no repentant beasts, and no uneducated barbarians.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №3699
 13.04.2008
What can you say about a girl who has an IQtest in the "Pikola" folder?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №3698
 13.04.2008
Kishara
I am a puppy!!!!!!! I see a children’s playground in the window. There were 4 children 8 years old.
They broke and smashed the belly!!!!! to
They are standing and rejoicing together.
I am in shock...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №3697
 13.04.2008
"People, let’s bring to the top and to the admin that it’s time to make the button [pizzež]
Who are you?"

[They are]

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №3696
 13.04.2008
Sabbath
Why do I like young, untouched dogs? – – – –
Hungry Man
You are brutal like a rubbish pipeline in Khrushchev.

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