And I once met a familiar mint in the subway, which helped me safely go through the turnikets on the go.On this day, the meaning of the word "waste pipeline" gained another meaning for me.

If your wife goes to your mother forever, you may have time to drink a bottle.

Beer before you come back.

About Poppers

Instead of epigram:

"They say that soon for praporters will introduce a new form with one drive, as

in the eses to wear was more comfortable and stars for the bag was not

It is up!"



I served in the Naval Aviation at one of the airfields in the Primorsky Territory.

Kerosene was not regretted at that time and our regiment flew regularly twice in the year.

Once a week, once during the day, once at night. All flights are mandatory.

The fire car was vigilant. The fire department was one.

Flag from the local, the rest - sailors and sergeants of urgent service.

In the village, next to the garrison, his mother lived in her private home.

The house. Winters in Primorye are harsh, here he put the mother's boiler

on liquid fuel, so that the old lady with wood does not suffer. of fuel,

There was aircraft petroleum. The heat is great, and the copot -

very little. One night flights ended around 3 o’clock at night. The flag,

as a caring commander, sends all the calculation to sleep, calls the car himself

I take it out and put it in the box. When the staff moved to the side

long-awaited flashes, the flag poured out all the water from the firehouse and,

agreement with the sailors from the fuel tank, filled it with petroleum,

To take my mom. But if he was tired, his mother was afraid.

He woke up, but decided to postpone the trip until the morning, put the car in the box.

The fire department went home to sleep.

As in every airport, we had our own weather service and our own airport.

The meteorological station. It was located on the edge of the airport in a two-storey

The wooden building. According to the law of calamity, at 5 a.m. the building of the meteorological station

It burned. The fire occurred in the corner room on the 1st floor. People

Urgently called the fire. Unable to recover after a short sleep.

sailors jumped into the car, came to the fire, in record time

They opened two arms, put pressure on them and began to extinguish. who

He knows what aircraft kerosene is, it is easy to imagine what was next.

If you do not know, I will explain. They were seen in the military film chronicles as Germans.

Firefighters burn at home. It was the same, only a stream of petroleum.

It looked much more effective under pressure. Inside the building instantly.

A huge fireball burned, the old wooden partitions burned out.

A moment of eye and, unable to stand, collapsed. The building collapsed in front of me.

The public was astonished and his remains were almost untouched.

The damaged roof. The fire ended and the second one arrived.

The only thing left was to fill small flames.

At the "discovery of flights" arrived the head of the Navy Aviation Headquarters. No is

embarrassed, he explained this very instructively to the whole garrison.

history and announced the organizers. His performance ended with a famous

Quote from the speech of the Secretary-General of the Central Committee of the CPSU: "All that has been created

by the people - must be reliably protected... - and added from itself - from

The puppets!and "

Crash tests of Russian cars were conducted in Moscow. The most dangerous was

recognized car "Oka": while the mannequin was placed in the car, he was broken both

The feet.

When a pleasant shake passes through the body and the muscles start to shrink - is it an orgasm?
It is a stroke.

There lived a uncle with a good sense of humor, and his name was Glass.
tk. With humor of problems, he called his children (boy and girl) Roma and Gina.

You need to insure the house, but by foolish rules the windows should be filled with boards (the house is not finished) Go to the country and shake the windows well very reluctant!(Who can make the windows as realistic as possible in Photoshop?)

My mom told me.
They come to the grandmother’s store. I chose something, and instead of money, I stretched a 1000 r. from the series "Bank ticket".
This is not money, such paper cannot be paid.
Grandma: Fuck your mother, and for whom did I buy those for 100 rubles in the tent?? to

Only on the eve of February 23, you can see a smiling girl in the bus with a drill just bought.

<dev> will be back. I went to write a paper letter.

<repl> oh you are! and old school :)

48195 (preserved 2009-02-18 at 16:00)
We start gymnastics for those who read Bach.

The minimum program:
Straighten the back.
Remove the hand from the beard.
I closed my eyes for 5 seconds.

The optimum program:
They stood up, stood up, and made a couple of easy fastenings.

The maximum program:
- Press the cross in the upper right corner and push to work-sleep-eat-have sex-feed a cat-walk a dog-prepare for the exam (need to emphasize)

Do not eat at the table!! to

P.S Thank you very much to the one who first wrote about the left hand on the beard! Your contribution to the health of the nation is invaluable, friend!

_________________________________________

Stop crawling in your nose!! to

In the subway on the door the inscription "Do not cling!" and the mark: "I’m excited and moving!"

xxx: hey, we are also putting machines with Gandons!
YYY: Well that’s fine!
YYY: I always go to the pharmacy, why am I ashamed to tell such a blonde nipple that I need a block of ganglions. I buy it every 3 days...She already looks at me like a sex machine. She doesn’t know that I am pouring water out there and throwing myself into the rubbish car that is noisy at 3 a.m.

X: Len hasn’t asked her yet...
Y: Ask me
Q: Do you want me to ctrl + V? 😉
Y: Do you want me to give you ctrl+X eggs?
Y: and then ctrl+V you get them a lot deeper...
Y: the fool smoked

And you know that if you read the entire abyss, then the last page will be the Ash of Bash's admin?

by Lenta.ru
In the international airport of Memphis people were evacuated because of a bicycle with the sticker "This bicycle is a homemade bomb". This was by CNN on Monday, February 16.

It turned out that the phrase "This Bike is a Pipe Bomb" is the name of a popular Florida punk band. The sticker on the bicycle was a advertising sticker for musicians.

CNN notes that in the 12-year history of the punk group this is not the first such case. Earlier in one of the universities of Philadelphia, police sappers detonated a bicycle with the same sticker, believing that the bicycle poses a real threat.

48144 (saved 2009-02-18 at 08:15)
For those who know the news from Basha:

The inspector of the GIBDD shot a 12-year-old girl to death and escaped from the scene. The court sentenced him to only four years in prison. The child’s parents received a compensation of 250,000 euros. The ruble. Comrades, this is a mess!
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It is wrong. I have been for the death penalty for this. I would have done it myself with pleasure. Fuck, even tears turn to the eyes because of a poor girl... and this is not the only case in our country! And not only in ours. Traffic accidents happen, but conscious people STOP, and RESPONSIBLE for their actions, and not hide after the accident... and monetary compensation for a beloved little daughter - what will she give? Can money replace a child? More than 250,000. The ruble. What will this amount compensate? Especially for the child.
P.S There have already been two quotes about banned advertising for young people. You cannot live so. Support me, let’s do anything! You cannot remain indifferent! Indifference is the path to its own destruction. Please support me! Not morally, but more morally. Don’t be indifferent to anyone!

Do you want to ride a car? Look: you sit in a cart, I get up with one leg on the bottom floor, and the other pushes away!
Yyy: Yes... I seem to understand why men have less life expectancy...

I also took a book yesterday, there is written - we will make a program. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah A picture on the other page. I start, I start, I make a mistake. I checked and started, it was a mistake. Connecting other libraries is a mistake. Again 15 ghjdthbk is still a mistake. I turn the page, I read the textbook further:"As shown in Figure 1.5, the program gives us an error..."

We live on the 17th floor. This morning I looked out the window and said:"Oh!".
At the bottom, 15 absolutely identical gastarbayters in orange vests, cuddling, friendlyly scaling the ice on the trail.
I wanted to circumvent them with a frame (all 15 units) and send to build something on the o-on-one empty... :)))))