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[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №97973
 16.05.2014
From the rabbots of me out the sound of the perforator from the cabinet of the buxgalttery.Looking there, I see a card:financyct uppornno cverlit electrodrelou kipa documentov for the pudding and arxivation...
So much o_o, so much o_o

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №97972
 16.05.2014
To shake the tongue, to talk, to talk.
Lying is lying.
To betray is to beat.
This is one of the most important things in the world.
No to! Ho! I am!

Late to talk
Lying is lying
betrayed to steal
Beating – Beating

and E! Come here, you have to be late.
What is Nana?
But you told me that you didn’t take the potatoes out of my garden. You have to be betrayed for this! My brother and I will visit tonight.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №97971
 16.05.2014
Today, builders measured the length of the circle of a three-four-inch pipe with a cat’s tail, wrapping it around the one, and then measuring the length with a sling. Apparently translating inches into centimeters and multiplying by PI was not fate. Stangel-Koshkel is a...

Z is. The cat was not hurt.

[ + 12 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97970
 16.05.2014
Thank God they are called us.
PIDORAS, expressing relationships and
Forming an image...

Maybe I will explain it to someone...
Gay is undoubtedly a sexual deviation, contrary to nature, but the fact is that it is innate. Its action is reduced to the fact that a person is excited by people of his sex and everything. Neither mental nor moral qualities are affected. But we also form an image, and in fact insinuate from childhood that you are a fool. Here are the frics growing up with a decayed psyche and conducting nauseous parades. Do not form anything, please consider us diabetics and someday it will come to everyone that their sexual partners should only worry about their gynecologists.

Sorry that’s not funny, but it hurt.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №97969
 16.05.2014
You write as Prometheus translates.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №97968
 16.05.2014
Bashu for 10 years it turns out, what... and it would seem quite recently quotation about anime and KDE was a cappet of what popular. Time is Flying (

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №97967
 16.05.2014
to this:

I stand at the train station in line for bus tickets. There is a closet in front of me. Specific such a cabinet 200x200. This is a typical orc with a corresponding iblis. We stand, the turn seems to even move, the heat... The Orc’s turn comes at the box office.
A ticket for 2 hours.
Where is?
In the Orsk.
Who would have thought he was home? O_O

Well, this is one of the theories about the population of our glorious city of Orsk.
And the second is that the ORSK may be an abbreviation; the remote district of the Depository Custodians. That is quite justifiable, since in the post-war years there were very many German prisoners of war in our city, and nowadays - regime establishments.
Orsk is a city on the river Orsk.
And about the jokes, about the orcs, no one has laughed at us for a long time ;)

With respect, one of the orcs =D

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №97966
 15.05.2014
A Singaporean airliner has landed in Bali because of the spouses who are sumoists.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97965
 15.05.2014
Society must form in the minds of the new generation the understanding that this is abnormal, that it does not correspond to what nature has laid down, etc. This generation will pass on to the next.
And thank God that we call them PIDORAS, expressing relationships and shaping an image. And gay people live in Europe, grow beards, try to raise children, and so on.
— — —
I will tell you an interesting story. So, there was (and there is, but about it later) a great friend – a wonderful smart person, a programmer, an interesting interlocutor, all that. I am a girl, and when I was lonely, I even thought about putting an eye on him, although outwardly he is not quite in my taste.
Then he admitted to me that he was gay.
Tell me, "imaging image", how did I expect to react to this? Send it somewhere away and say "I am not friends with p##rams"? Just abandon a friend, and convince him once more that in this world he will never be able to rely on a normal human attitude? Naturally, I did not do so. And before he confessed to me, I couldn’t even assume that – because outwardly and behaviorally he is a normal normal guy. Not manned, not painted, not wearing pink, Moses's Bilan's Beast is not quite similar. So I overcame the broken pattern and did not change my attitude. Think – maybe among your friends will be "not like"? It’s not easy to recognize them if they don’t want to.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №97964
 15.05.2014
My grandmother from Kiev says:
"The Americans were secretly hijacked. They were guided by these, like their "generators of stupidity". They built Maidan.
I forgot to turn off...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №97963
 15.05.2014
If you have a holiday and you decide to clean up at home, do the following:
Turn up the bed and don’t look at it.
2) Turn off the computer and do not approach it.
3) Discharge the phone and eat the charging.
and all. Now you can start.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97962
 15.05.2014
I sit on Big Bond.
Big Bond :DDD
Q: What is funny?
Wow, superhero lunch: big bond snack, bet-man snack, sprinter-man sauce and dessert cookies chick-chick norris HDD

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №97961
 15.05.2014
Ohuet, the parcel has long been received by me, unpacked and long forgotten, and the Russian Post suddenly decided to admit that they lost it.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №97960
 15.05.2014
A miracle happened! Today I saw a man in an electric car, hanged with Apple devices, who, when the controllers entered the car, did not drop, as usual, but showed a ticket!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №97959
 15.05.2014
Our lawyer linguist (y) reads letters from foreign partners.General Director (d)
And now again, only in Russian.
(with doubt): in Russian, or still in Russian
D: Is there a difference? O_O
Believe me, it is huge :)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №97958
 15.05.2014
There are two women in the store today:
My favorite half-sweet has been purchased.
Okay, I add a spoonful of sugar to the bag and okay!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №97957
 15.05.2014
The Explanatory:
Fourth grade students gave a lecture on religion. Reason: The rage is over.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №97956
 15.05.2014
I work in an office, a man of 30 of us, and I am a single girl. My boss is very good. When my critical days begin, he lets me go home, get sick) It’s all cool, but now the whole office knows when my critical days begin. They counted sitting...

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №97955
 15.05.2014
Communicate with a friend. We talked about the Soviet powder. And as everyone knows, the Soviet technology did not differ in particular diversity:
What color do you have: blue or red?
Oh yeah the green :)
I think this is another model.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №97954
 15.05.2014
What causes the disease in the middle of May? From the phrase "When the condom in the car is badly cold, you need to travel to refuel."

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