Hey, I’m a girl, and I never like to watch gay, straight. I like the lesbians. My orientation is exclusively hetero. That’s why, right? Maybe I just don’t have complexes about appearance?))

I’m a man, and I like to watch gay and lesbian straight. Maybe I'm not really a peder, but just don't suffer from complexes about appearance? I’ll go and tell my mom about it, or she cursed me and kicked me out of the house!

Roskomnadzor has entered the Spanish website about hamon in the register of prohibited information:

Fans of the banned hamon in Russia (who does not know - it is chopped pork) is not allowed now even to admire the Spanish product on the Internet. Since November 15, the address www.jamonshop.es was included in the register of prohibited information of Roskomnadzor on the basis of the decision of the Ulyanovsky district court of the Ulyanovsk region in the case No. 2a-685/2016.

Would you quit your car for Zoh? * is

" and so on. John looked at his partner.
You’re right, as long as we’re here, health will only go down until we’re buried in this rotting career.
He looked around and, without seeing the supervisor, resolutely dropped the car from the steep slope, exhaled the coal dust and resolutely rushed to the side of the barely visible in the rapidly rising dusk rows - to freedom, happiness and a healthy way of life, no matter how much there remains.

The Autumn

>>I wonder why fools like to explain everything so much?<<

The wise people doubt everything, but the fools know it. Therefore, without fools, smart people would not know what to do and what to do and how to live.
In addition, while the wise man there doubts, the fool has already done everything, even if it is wrong.
The army is a bright example.

Three naked men?
And the five?
How much is enough?

Are we still talking about a pack of cigarettes, or do you have a large format print there?

They say that since Isaac is a cathedral, it is necessary to transfer it for Orthodox worship.

The Colosseum in Rome is for Christians to be poisoned with lions.

Advantage: I have a rare ability to pronounce long connected sentences in which I describe the essence of the question as fully as possible, using, if possible, the minimum number of words.
Disadvantage: From the point of view of an external observer, I am little different from many people who are equally capable of spatial statements, but whose speeches, unlike mine, are virtually meaningless, given that the speakers do not even try to structure their words into meaningful phrases, because of the banal misunderstanding of what they are talking about.

You have to explain everything.

That is to say, as a girl, you like two homics sucking each other.
I have bad news for you.

Boys like to look at lesbians, girls like to look at gays. You know why? Yes, because the individual of his sex causes jealousy and jealousy. And there is sex, guys and no grandmother. And when you look at grandmothers, you immediately think of everything. Well, for example:"What damn such males fuck this shit, and she has cellulite and generally..."
I explain clearly?

A minute
And for that

For what, am I interested? Isn’t it just to look like adults? Why do you still need to breathe the ugly smoke from which it hurts (until you get used to it, of course)?

Well, people are drinking ugly milk, eating ugly olives (and the Finns are generally a rotting seed!) is
Do you think that smoke doesn’t seem ugly at all?
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But after all, ugly milk does not drop into the mouths of other people who are standing or next to drinking ugly milk, olives do not fly, and the dull seed does not make such tricks. But here is the ugly smoke - quite yourself steadfastly climbs into other people's noses. And okay, it would happen in a smoker, specially designed for smoking. But when they smoke under the window, at the stop, they just go past and smoke. Or do you like to fuck where it got? I am talking about bulls, which are seated right in the field next to the stops.
Or remember the time when he worked at a refinery in practice, long ago. You go around and see another Darwin Award nominee sitting under a racing column and smoking for himself. In spite of existing smokers. And because of such addicts, many people could lose their jobs, health, life, if there was any leak.

Star Wars and Droids

XX: So R2 was still on the cruiser Naboo.
UUU: Oh, as Padme washed him, so he understood the taste of life.
You are rarely washed by the queens. But as they washed, R2 suffered - wars, droids, soldiers, empires.
AAA: Well, I thought – you need to become a hero and start your harem of washing queens.
In the meantime, he began to monitor his appearance, to go to the gym and went to upgrades with flights and weapons). And here is such an eighth episode and P2D2 says: BBC8, I am your father.
XXX: You are here!
You are going to go!

The law of preservation of love - sometimes you need to act on the "I" in order not to lose the "we".

A couple of days ago, Mamin-Sibiryak told us about a wolf who wanted to be a fool.
It was...
In the mid-1980s, in Peter, I took a taxi (or a private, no matter). Word for word, something on the table, we were driving for a long time. Taxi drivers are usually pretty talkative, and this one was somewhat strange. I immediately fell in the eye. Even more surprisingly, the worker is quite young (age 35), but absolutely gray. Like a beautiful blonde. I could have hinted at why I should be so gray in those years. He told me an interesting story in two words. I will tell the great critics right away: I did not sow the internet about this and I will tell as the man told me. If the lie is not his, then everything else is on his conscience, not on mine.
In his words...
I worked as a driver in the Polar Circle. I was driving with a partner. Wild frost and polar night. The car stumbled. It doesn’t matter why, but the partner remained guarding the cargo and surviving the frost, and I went to the nearest housing for help. In the tundra, as you know, 100 km is not a hook for a crazy dog. There was nothing to go, 20 miles. It was easy, even romantic. Absolute silence, the clearest sky, untouched white snow, and wild frost. Even though the night is polar, and the view on the snow is like a theater. I walked a couple of kilometers, even entered the rhythm, and here something worried me. I looked around and cried: a few meters from me, a huge polar wolf was following me. I really caught it! Google then was not, how to behave properly when meeting at night with the polar wolf to see there was nowhere. It was a dog! In the good sense of the word, not a small polar fox. The wolf was not interested in my theatre break. He seemed to try to accelerate things. Probably, at night in the tundra is not so good with food, and here immediately such a heavy piece. He crushed and slightly sat down to jump. And suddenly I sang! I don’t know why he sang. I have never sung, no voice. Here he sang. The wolf was frozen like a crap. Probably, he also thought that the singer of me as a bober degustor. By the way, for some reason the first song was sung "On the valleys and mountains." A little symptomatic. Solo concerts under the open polar sky, of course, are very cool. Where is the Carnegie Hall? There was only one listener. What an interested! In short, the wolf also grabbed my voice data. There is not yet. I wanted to get to know my entire repertoire. In time, no one is in a hurry. I stumbled, the wolf stood behind a few meters. I had to go backwards. As soon as I was silent, the wolf approached tightly and his back legs were strained to jump. But as soon as I started singing again, he was backward again. So they went: I was behind with songs, and he was eye to eye at a distance of one jump. "On the valleys and mountains" was sung and sung forty times. However, "Call the fires" and "Where the Motherland Begins" not fewer times. What vocal lovers live behind the Polar Circle! Going back was, say, not very comfortable. There is almost no snow for eggs. It was worth one time to shut up and... I didn’t want to think about bad, I needed to sing. Suddenly, after a small rise, the lights of the village appeared. The wolf stood up! There was clear disappointment on his face. Maybe he expected more from my vocal data. In short, he turned and left in English, not saying goodbye. It was as silent as the shadow.
I walked into the village quickly, but in the back. In any case! Shine foam, vodka bath, other available ways to calm from shaking. By the way, I broke into the first door already completely grey. Well, after the partner, of course, immediately stumbled. I didn’t have time to drop.
I can still see the wolf’s eyes. The feeling that his ice eyes will never let me go. Under his hypnotic look, I drive a car, eat, talk to my wife, and I always see the same dream: I walk, and the wolf follows me.

CNN: About half a million women who were raped by Trump took part in a rally against Trump, and it’s only in Washington!

We talk to the employer, her last phrase made my day:

Please take a look at my thoughts...

Characteristically, the lazy man has never bitten me and I have not conducted unsuccessful experiments with his DNA, but some of the abilities of this animal have somehow been passed on to me.

Interview with a financial company:
Are you applying for the position of manager?
- Yes
What about a small game? Sell me that pen!
The pen? I will put this pen on you, and you will get it and sell it, and your kidney at the same time! Money in a week! Expressed clearly?
Hey, you know, are you in the debt settlement department? You can start working tomorrow.

In the first days after the release of "Fifty Shades of Grey", more than a million copies were sold.
YYY: Nothing is surprising. I also wanted to buy a scarf.

I can suck a 0.7 bottle in the evening. And your opinion does not matter to us.
Go to sleep, please sooner.

- Nans: I can tell you about the features of landing on a four-hundred-meter strip with side and side wind)))) in two words.
- buka_jaz: I also found my lane today, both knees got into the asphalt, unexpected sensations. In one word.

To smoke or not to smoke – two gay men argued on a pack of cigarettes, measuring rubber boots.
Bas, 23.01.2017, a brief content.