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[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №3695
 13.04.2008
xxx> fuck I am working
yyy> what do you do?
xxx>king I read "shining"
yyy>who is who?
xxx>King
yyy> whose book is it?
xxx>King
xxx and gt
yyy>bla
xxx> Stephen King
yyy>*WALL* I am exercising)))

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №3694
 13.04.2008
C++ programmers of our project are so rigorous that when they look at void*, they know what type is there. c) by vbayda

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №3693
 13.04.2008
<111> my friend and girlfriend broke up
<111> she saw in his phone that it was recorded as untouchable2
<111> all who listen to history)
<111> is out
<111> and who was unsuspect1?)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №3692
 13.04.2008
I go to the market for bread, the aunt with the flyers, the mint stands nearby. I see it, it fits:
"New courses from stress and tension"
- "I have no stress and tension"
- "You may have internal complexes or problems"
I don't think long, I turn the bass and in the whole voice:
- "Thank you, I am not interested in drugs"
I would have seen her eyes when the mentions were turned to her :)

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №3691
 13.04.2008
In modern Russia, the bandits and the militia are little different from each other. Just some are less unlimited, and others have the form.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №3690
 13.04.2008
When will you start to regret me?
Yyy: is it like, pressing to the chest and rubbing on the head?
Well, you can press your head and chew on your chest...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №3689
 13.04.2008
<Demiurg>: in the universe participated in a scientific conference, there was a notepad, a projector, all things. Of the 4 graduates who spoke, 2 could not independently click the flash in the notebook, and the 3rd on the flash lay 2 folders, Porn and x%йня on the diploma.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №3688
 13.04.2008
I stood yesterday in the subway on the edge of the platform.I am waiting for the electricity.A subway worker comes out of the door.And here I hear the sound of "Opa, a crazy man."

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №3687
 13.04.2008
Announcement in the group FOR FREE in Yekaterinburg "in contact".

I will give a leather coat black, with clamps all, gotsky, size 42. If somebody in return rewards you with coffeeshops, fun, if possible.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №3686
 13.04.2008
Same Satan
I responded well today at the seminar of LOVED PREPOD, he praised praised, and then gave us a check, I write, he fits, looks, says-you so well started doing, I-O-O, O-O-O, he-a couple or three years on 1st course and you will be just super

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №3685
 13.04.2008
by Alina :
M is?
and Omega:
Yes, I am a boy.
by Alina :
The MM?
and Omega:
No, I didn’t sleep with the boys 😉

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №3684
 13.04.2008
and Postal:
Hi to
and sunshine
Hi to.
and Postal:
Let me meet.
and sunshine
Go to.
and Postal:
My name is Leah, and you?
and sunshine
And my knee, and the shit that changed my nick, I will kill!! to
and Postal:
Funnyly
and sunshine
Fuck, not that word!! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №3683
 13.04.2008
Alex: Fuck me on the robot soon to pieces (
Den: What happened, you seem to have joined the collective already?
Alex: Yes, I last week with the boss and the boss on a robot, the boss was out on vacation occasion and I am a kind of hero I don't know why, showed him what Skype is.
Den: Well what?
Alex: so he bought everyone a web camera on the weekend, someone will set them up for him, he doesn't battle.
Alex: and when we arrived on Monday, he checked every hour on Skype from a puddle of Dominikans and what they were doing.
Alex: No one can go out smoking, I don’t know who will call next (((

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №3682
 13.04.2008
by 111
I’m going to cuddle and cuddle =)

by 222
Sho Sho?? to

by 111
Shorten, shorten and shorten!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №3681
 13.04.2008
I welcome you again help.

The situation is becoming critical, the scanner is preparing to declare its full independence... and there are options that the other subjects that are part of the equipment of our point can follow his example and also rebel... Therefore, I ask urgently to suppress the scanner’s uprising, and introduce on its territory Allied software, which will allow to establish its political regime and force the scanner to enter back into the coalition of our equipment...

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №3680
 13.04.2008
She: So you are so right? Play at least once!
He is naked?
He is fucking!
He is fucking...
He was burned (

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №3679
 13.04.2008
Singer Heraklius Pirzhalava went to the Maldives, where he combined pleasant with useful: gave a concert and just rested. However, the visit to the islands almost ended badly for him. The singer became a victim of the bite of a large Maldives ants, reports "Dailyshow.ru".

A giant ants (according to Heraclius, two or three centimeters in length) tempted him for male dignity when the singer was swimming in the Indian Ocean. Fortunately, the bite was not dangerous to the life of the performer, writes “Shoowbiz”."

Do ants know how to swim?A new species of ants, swim in the Indian Ocean and bite such bats for....?? to

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №3678
 13.04.2008
Teleportation is a state of intoxication with partial memory loss, in particular when transporting yourself home.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №3677
 13.04.2008
.crypto (09:24:20)
Qsta 136 - 63 jump will be, here is the stock I have removed from the account
RiddLer (09:24:36)
73 is
.crypto (09:24:50)
Did the calculator open?
Riddler
Oh no, throw it up :)
by Crypto
And I opened up, electricity, you counted faster.
by Crypto
I was just scared that you would open the calculator faster than me.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №3676
 13.04.2008
1111 read the news:
Soil in Moscow will be cleaned with mustard
The mustard feeds on harmful substances that pollute the soil. by : )

2222: aaaaaaaa... Moscow... the tube twist stronger!!! to

1111: Idiot... this is the grass!

2222: Let us be bound with this grass.

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