There is a tram in Dnieper with the advertisement of a steel mill and the slogan: "The merger of strength and spirit". There was iron and carbon.

There is a lot of ice there.
XHHH: Hasky Katali on Sanskrit not so long ago)
Here is your fun.
Aiditz: Was it not hard?

Thank you, people who leave candy on the graves, without you I would never have seen a dog crumbling with fantasies.

God only worked six days, and we have to work all our lives.

"The second millennium began on January 1, 2001"

What? → So I wrote it all literally...
The second began in 1001 and ended at the end of 2000.
It is now the third millennium of the RH. The surprise!

When I was a child, I was asked what do you want to be when you grow up? He was a leader in a children's camp for deaf children. To the questions, and why for the deaf, he replied that it was easy to deal with them - turned off the light and the conversations stopped.

My most memorable gift for DR from my parents as a child was a new trickle in exchange for the old full. And here I sit with a new, empty box, and my older sister with a beautiful cassette player. I can’t forget this shit!

Fuck, what if it is the opposite? Definitely don’t like their voice, and all the familiar girls-women say that on the phone and in the recording I have a loud voice, that they are getting wet...
— — — —
Don’t fuck yourself, use it.

In the list of "genious" ideas:
Make a packman in the form of the face of Samuel L. Jackson. And that when he killed Medusa, he spoke: “Vaka vaka, masafaka.”

From the comments of one of the games in the app store: everything would be nothing, but as long as it loads, I end up fucking.
Thank you Anton on Lumiya 525)

And then you will stay with a tail instead of pants! andquot;

Without you, the tail is generally a universal thing in this regard.
You go to the caretaker and ask for your pants. In case of refusal, you get a tail.

I bought a coffee machine in the office. I am delighted, the type of natural coffee I drink, the type is not as harmful as soluble. A year later, the car was completely dismantled (broken), and not only the serviced parts were washed. Damn, I’d rather have a soluble drink all year.

Why if you are temperamental and have an oriental appearance (Caucasian), then you are a hot guy, and if you are Slavic, then you are just a PSYCH.

Khrushch: Karoch has finished swinging, I go through the dressing room, I look, I read something crawling on the top of the crawler. He is still so suspicious.
I think the grass is hiding, the happiness will survive.
XHH: Well, I pretended to be a vetosh, waited for him to leave, and used him in his mouth.
Tag: the cows
Hahahahah, he’s gotten rid of it, shit!

xxx: There are only three types of errors made by programmers:
1st and syntax errors.
2nd of logical errors.
Three Discrepancy of types.
4 is Overflowing the buffer.

YYY: Yeah, three, you have forgotten
0 0 0 The choice of profession.

Listen, but you are more experienced... What do you need to do to make a girl agree to oral sex?
I don’t know what to do, but I can advise you what not to do.
1: How is it? And what then?
After three years of subtle hints never, you hear NEVER!!! Don't say when it all started this phrase: "Well shit, finally it!"
There will be no oral sex for seven years

A joke of life. 
General cleaning, my painted walls, my hands all day in the water. 
I: I hope my hands won’t get a big, furry northern beast. 
Dad (surprisingly): who is this? 
I am (dark): but now guess...
Mother then!
Daddy is a deer!
This is what intelligent parents mean :D

Supplements to enhance potency.

Badman is a superhero whose superpowers are held only on tablets.

The rehearsal began with the phrase "Girls, repaired the pilots and got ready!!And the night stopped being dark!

A man brought God to court. Those yes. I totally lost fear.